Law School According To Kanye West
A parody Twitter account imagines Kanye in law school and the result will blow you away.
Kanye West says a whole bunch of stupid things. “Imma let you finish.” “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel.” “Let’s get married, Kim.” No less than the President of the United States dubbed him “a jackass.”
That’s why some genius out there decided to channel Kanye as a law student with the brilliant parody account @Kanye_WestLaw.
So what did this parodic College Dropout (affiliate link) have to say about law school….
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Thought Catalog put together 38 spectacular moments of @Kanye_WestLaw. Here’s a couple of their favorites.
Ladies at da club be 12(b)6'n fellas left and right for failure to spit their game.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 25, 2014
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Overrated: Misappropriating “adverse possession” into your daily vocabulary. Underrated: Baselessly shoehorning “12(b)(6)” into your daily vocabulary.
Wooooooooaah oh oh OH, it’s Mr. Adversely Possess yo girl.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 3, 2014
Never mind.
Listen shawty, if you tryna get dat personal jurisdiction then all you gotta do is lemme get some minimum contacts with dat booty.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 8, 2014
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“Welcome to Conflict of Laws. I’m your professor, Robin Thicke.”[1]
You law with the best, or get summary judgment like the rest. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 6, 2014
Good lesson for lawyers young and old: You’ve got to watch the throne.
Explain my swagger? Homie it speaks for itself: Res Ipsa Swaguitur.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 16, 2013
In real life I think Kanye’s swag is self-serving hearsay, but I digress.
Check out the rest of the list at Thought Catalog, or start following @Kanye_WestLaw yourself. Because the account is still churning out gems like this one.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got the proper form of citation
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) October 30, 2014
That’s exactly what the editor-in-chief of my journal used to say.
38 Times @Kanye_WestLaw Nailed The Law School Experience [Thought Catalog]
[1] Student evaluation: “Don’t be fooled, Professor Thicke is just reading from this kid Pharrell’s outline of ‘Gaye On Music, 4th.'”
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