Non-Sequiturs: 12.01.14

* What's happening to all the Bingham partners that are not joining Morgan Lewis? Here's the latest on the lateral moves of "the Forgotten." [Reuters (sub. req.)] * "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" That's not at all what police said after throwing a guy in jail for brandishing a banana. [CBS News] * Is it possible to save the Supreme Court from partisanship? [Bloomberg Politics] * You think you had a ritzy Thanksgiving dinner? Well, some jackholes somewhere spent $35,000 for a Thanksgiving dinner devoted to conspicuous consumption in a world of inequity. [Daily Kos] * Shearman & Sterling's Richard Hsu continues his wonderful podcast on the lives of lawyers, this week chatting with Sean Patrick Butler, Sr. Corporate Counsel at Cisco, about Butler's decision to live two hours away from San Francisco to live the rural life. [Hsu Untied] * This guy is compiling stats on bar exam testing patterns. He's got some California data up already. Perhaps with some reader contributions, he can get widespread coverage. [Bar Exam Stats] * When it comes to legal scholarship, women are earning more citations than men according to one study. There are a lot of caveats to be had, but it looks like the law has one, finite area where the gender gap is narrow. [TaxProf Blog] * One-third of lawyers are taking on more pro bono work these days. Good for them. [Robert Half Legal]