Non-Sequiturs: 12.04.14

Captainamerica1* Finally something with bipartisan support. Nazis are bad. [Lowering the Bar] * 80 year old law student graduates. We would say he’ll literally being paying this off for the rest of his life, but… England. [Legal Cheek] * Elie was in the paper today! [New York Daily News] * Yesterday we had a partner admitting law firms are targets for hackers. Maybe those hackers should take on the geniuses at Sony. [Gawker] RELATED STORIES My Journey From Biglaw to SmallLaw More Bad Cybersecurity News – Top-Tier Malware Regin Used for Spying Since 2008 Morning Docket: 12.04.14 * Looking for a cool job? Here’s one. Seriously, this looks like a great gig for someone looking to get into altLaw. [Diligence Engine] * Biglaw runs up big bills. Really big bills. [Last Honest Lawyer] * Blast from the past: patent pendency in 1993. [Patently O]