Caption Contest: Undergrads, Get The Hell Out Of The Law Library

Who stole your seat this time? Lo and behold, it’s one of those goddamn undergrads.

Imagine you’re a law student (which won’t be too difficult for many of our readers), and you’re ready to trudge over to your favorite carrel or table at the library after class for a hardcore study session. Much to your dismay, upon your arrival, you see that someone has already stolen your seat. Who could the offender be? Lo and behold, it’s one of those goddamn undergrads. They keep marching into the law library as if they belong there, chatting it up and giggling while you’re trying to cram as much esoteric tax law drivel into your head as you can. You hate them with a burning, fiery passion.

Your law school bans undergrads from sitting in reserved areas for law students, but they keep sitting there anyway. Why can’t these dopey Millennials follow the rules? It’s like they don’t even care about how inferior they are to law students.

Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. Oooooo, you are bad:

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 14 at 11:59 P.M. (EST). Thanks!

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