Morning Docket: 01.09.15

* Per New York City's gossip rag of record, an alleged "bed-pooping, cokehead" banker and his "alcoholic" wife were called out by the judge in their divorce case for involving their kids in a "horrible fiasco." [New York Post] * For time infinitum, the structure of Wachtell Lipton's billing was "cloaked in mystery." Thanks to an errant fee agreement, however, we have an idea of what the prestigious firm charges for its "distinctive service." [Am Law Daily] * Hey guys, Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and there's a newly single Bachelorette on the prowl. The lovely Andi Dorfman called off her reality TV stunt engagement. Perhaps the ADA will return to prosecuting cases? [E! Online via TODAY] * “We are in the end game on the freedom to marry for same-sex couples." Later today, we may find out whether the Supreme Court intends to take up any of the same-sex marriage disputes that have been presented to it this Term. [Bloomberg] * It looks like the UNLV William S. Boyd School of Law is starting an LL.M. program in gambling law. Step right up, because we're now taking bets to see whether this degree will be advantageous for its graduates in the job market. [National Law Journal] * California's foie gras ban was recently struck down by a judge as an illegal encroachment upon the federal government's regulatory domain. Please remember that while it's delicious... it's supposedly only "for assholes." [San Francisco Chronicle]

* Per New York City’s gossip rag of record, an alleged “bed-pooping, cokehead” banker and his “alcoholic” wife were called out by the judge in their divorce case for involving their kids in a “horrible fiasco.” [New York Post]

* For time infinitum, the structure of Wachtell Lipton’s billing was “cloaked in mystery.” Thanks to an errant fee agreement, however, we have an idea of what the prestigious firm charges for its “distinctive service.” [Am Law Daily]

* Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and there’s a newly single Bachelorette on the prowl. The lovely Andi Dorfman called off her reality TV stunt engagement. Perhaps the ADA will return to prosecuting cases? [E! Online via TODAY]

* “We are in the end game on the freedom to marry for same-sex couples.” Later today, we may find out whether the Supreme Court intends to take up any of the same-sex marriage disputes that have been presented to it this Term. [Bloomberg]

* It looks like the UNLV William S. Boyd School of Law is starting an LL.M. program in gambling law. Step right up, because we’re now taking bets to see whether this degree will be advantageous for its graduates in the job market. [National Law Journal]

* California’s foie gras ban was recently struck down by a judge as an illegal encroachment upon the federal government’s regulatory domain. Please remember that while it’s delicious… it’s supposedly only “for assholes.” [San Francisco Chronicle]

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