Non-Sequiturs: 01.23.15

* Today's NS is all about stupid stuff you shouldn't do. A woman poured hot bacon grease on an ex-boyfriend "because it was time for him to go." She's going to spend a couple of years thinking about whether that was the best way of telling him. [The Seattle Times] * If you're the kind of guy to skip hearings in felony narcotics cases, maybe don't tattoo Tom Brady's helmet on your skull. [The Smoking Gun] * Stonewalling federal judicial nominees. Not cool. [The Tennessean] * What the hell? Bigamy hearing for congressman's wife delayed for emergency breast implant surgery. [The Big Story / Associated Press] * It's another compilation of "crazy laws" from around the country. Whole bunches of stupid stuff you can't do. [Slate] * Republicans swear up and down that the Affordable Care Act only provided subsidies for states that create exchanges. But if that's the plan, they shouldn't have left a paper trail of explicitly saying the opposite for years. [The New Republic]

* Today’s NS is all about stupid stuff you shouldn’t do. A woman poured hot bacon grease on an ex-boyfriend “because it was time for him to go.” She’s going to spend a couple of years thinking about whether that was the best way of telling him. [The Seattle Times]

* If you’re the kind of guy to skip hearings in felony narcotics cases, maybe don’t tattoo Tom Brady’s helmet on your skull. [The Smoking Gun]

* Stonewalling federal judicial nominees. Not cool. [The Tennessean]

* What the hell? Bigamy hearing for congressman’s wife delayed for emergency breast implant surgery. [The Big Story / Associated Press]

* It’s another compilation of “crazy laws” from around the country. Whole bunches of stupid stuff you can’t do. [Slate]

* Republicans swear up and down that the Affordable Care Act only provided subsidies for states that create exchanges. But if that’s the plan, they shouldn’t have left a paper trail of explicitly saying the opposite for years. [The New Republic]

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