Rich Lawyer's Wife Leaves Incredibly Drunk, Racist Message Promising 'Massive F-ing Lawsuit'

She was so pissed off and drunk that she accidentally referred to herself as a rich piece of sh*t.

Unfortunately for you, my husband is a real estate lawyer in New York City … probably one of the biggest ones in New York City. I just got escorted – and by escorted, I mean thrown – by an Asian Hawaiian-looking bartender (that’s the best I can do to describe him, sorry if it’s not P.C., he was Asian-looking), and he threw me on the ground, but I lost my iPhone and I was simply asking if he could find it.

And so, more unfortunately is that it’s on video tape. GOSH THESE F*CKING IPHONES and their video tape.

So your Asian Hawaiian f*cking degenerate bartender in Arlene’s Grocery just f*cked with the wrong person. So as a result, just a heads up, there’s a massive F*CKING lawsuit coming at you. … Unfortunately, as I repeat, you f*cked with the wrong person. When I was upset that my iPhone was stolen – which it was – I wasn’t really received properly, and I wasn’t treated properly. I was treated like a piece of sh*t on the ground, being pushed on the ground, which I don’t think an Asian Hawaiian monster who serves drinks for a living needs to push someone on the ground. Nope! I don’t think so!

So sorry you f*cked with some non-poor piece of sh*t who comes to your bar. You fucked with a rich one who has the means to f*cking DESTROY you.

— A voicemail left by a Manhattan real estate attorney’s intoxicated wife who had some sort of an incident at Arlene’s Grocery in New York City this week. She was so pissed off and drunk that she accidentally referred to herself as a rich piece of sh*t. Hey, big shot real estate lawyer, buy your wife a new phone.

(Flip to the next page to listen to this woman’s drunken ranting and raving.)

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