Morning Docket: 02.26.15

* Congratulations to Loretta Lynch, who cleared a divided Senate Judiciary yesterday. And now secret Kenyan Muslim Barack Obama is one step closer to whatever conservatives think he's planning in their fever dreams. [National Law Journal] * Police made an arrest in the bizarre hatchet attack upon a lawyer in Massachusetts. The motive, according to authorities, stemmed from the lawyer representing one of the suspect's family members in probate court. [The Patriot Ledger] * It may not be $2.6 billion in revenue like some firms, but congratulations to Paul Hastings for crossing the $1 billion revenue threshold. [The Am Law Daily] * South Korea legalizes adultery. If you didn't think South Koreans were waiting for the legal go ahead to start screwing around, the market doesn't lie. [New York Times] * Nice rundown from Elizabeth Wydra of the Constitutional Accountability Center: 5 myths about King v. Burwell. [Washington Post] * Prosecutors lodge a number of additional charges against Supreme Court protestors because there's a surprisingly high number of distinct federal crimes for "standing up and chanting in protest." [Legal Times]