ATL March Madness: Do You Want A Vacation Or A Clean House?

It all comes down to this.

Duke won a national title last night, because that’s what evil empires do. But there are no evil empires in this year’s ATL March Madness, so if you can still stomach looking at a bracket this morning, you have an opportunity to crown something good for a change.

The question for this final matchup is whether you prefer a short, all-expense paid vacation or a clean house.

Barlit Beck’s offer to spring for your 4-day vacation hit its first speedbump of the competition, defeating staff tuition repayment programs by a mere 14 points. This was so obviously the best perk provided by a law firm from the jump that the competition on that side of the bracket was just silly. It’s also worth noting that when it comes to law firm perks, Biglaw can’t compete, because a herd mentality isn’t conducive to innovative fringe benefits. Quinn and Cooley put up valiant efforts, but at the end of the day, it’s the litigation boutique that prevails on this count.

Meanwhile, last-seeded maid service climbed to the top of the Corporate America bracket. If you’re making a decent salary, hiring a housekeeper shouldn’t present a struggle for you, but for whatever reason the voters really seem excited about the idea of an employer willing to pick up the tab for scrubbing your toilet every week.

So let’s vote.

Which Perk Do You Want From Your Firm?

  • (1) All-Expense Anywhere (78%, 231 Votes)
  • (8) House-Cleaning (22%, 66 Votes)

Total Voters: 297

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Polls are open now, and voting will continue through Wednesday, April 8, at 11:59 p.m. Eastern.

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