Non-Sequiturs: 04.28.15

* Trying Meredith Grey for wrongful death. Can we put her on How To Get Away With Murder and then have Hydra massacre them all in an all-purging ABC Network fire? [Lowenthal & Abrams] * If the Supreme Court dismisses a case as improvidently granted, it's a DIG. If they did it in the past, was it DUG? Professor Carissa Byrne Hessick ponders the linguistics that we'd never ever have considered. And that probably bodes well for us. [PrawfsBlawg] * Did you hear about that two-way mirror that a bar installed to watch the women's room? Police say no privacy rights were implicated, because apparently women understand that the bathroom door was unlocked so they expected guys to walk in on them. Stellar legal analysis. [Jezebel] * NYC moves into the 20th Century with its summons process. No, that's not a typo and yes, that's still a good thing. [LFC 360] * It's important to remember that the revelation that David Messerschmitt may have led a double life doesn't mean that it doesn't happen all the time. And we're not talking about a Matt Murdock-style double life here, which doesn't happen much. [Law and More] * Nice shout out to Lexis-Nexis Blog for getting into the content production game. [Forbes] * In the post-Jenner announcement world, here's what employers can do to help transgender employees. A good start would be "don't be Saks." [LXBN] * Interviewing people waiting in line for Supreme Court oral arguments and lamenting how much of their day is wasted because we can't have a goddamned camera in the room. [Fix the Court]

* Trying Meredith Grey for wrongful death. Can we put her on How To Get Away With Murder and then have Hydra massacre them all in an all-purging ABC Network fire? [Lowenthal & Abrams]

* If the Supreme Court dismisses a case as improvidently granted, it’s a DIG. If they did it in the past, was it DUG? Professor Carissa Byrne Hessick ponders the linguistics that we’d never ever have considered. And that probably bodes well for us. [PrawfsBlawg]

* Did you hear about that two-way mirror that a bar installed to watch the women’s room? Police say no privacy rights were implicated, because apparently women understand that the bathroom door was unlocked so they expected guys to walk in on them. Stellar legal analysis. [Jezebel]

* NYC moves into the 20th Century with its summons process. No, that’s not a typo and yes, that’s still a good thing. [LFC 360]

* It’s important to remember that the revelation that David Messerschmitt may have led a double life doesn’t mean that it doesn’t happen all the time. And we’re not talking about a Matt Murdock-style double life here, which doesn’t happen much. [Law and More]

* Nice shout out to Lexis-Nexis Blog for getting into the content production game. [Forbes]

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* In the post-Jenner announcement world, here’s what employers can do to help transgender employees. A good start would be “don’t be Saks.” [LXBN]

* Interviewing people waiting in line for Supreme Court oral arguments and lamenting how much of their day is wasted because we can’t have a goddamned camera in the room. [Fix the Court]

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