Caption Contest: Students Make Sacrifices To Law School Idol Before Finals

Which law school has provided students with an idol to worship during finals?

Finals are well underway at law schools across the country, and commencement is so close that soon-to-be graduates can almost hear their relatives asking if they’ve found jobs as lawyers yet. Unfortunately, amid all of the fanfare associated with their upcoming graduation, some students have forgotten to study for their last exams. They’re going to bomb those tests so hard that they might not be allowed to graduate. What in the world should these poor souls do?

Get in bed with a law professor? #CramSoHard? Steal a gunner’s outline? None of these unpleasantries are necessary when your law school provides you with an idol to worship.

Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. Make your offerings to Bacon, peons. From condoms to Vladimir Putin portraits to a Notice to F*ck This Court, supplicants at this law school are trying their best to please their bronze finals god (click to enlarge).

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. After all, Bacon is watching you. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, MAY 10 at 11:59 P.M. (EST). Thanks!

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