Federal Judge Wonders If Dismissal Triggered The Apocalypse

The always entertaining Judge Richard Kopf opines on the biggest case in his local courthouse.

My colleague Judge John Gerrard pitched the case brought by the woman who sued all homosexuals. A mountain lion was shot and killed by the police in Omaha. Tornadoes and torrential rain hit Nebraska. Cars were floating down the main street in Lincoln.

Clearly, these events are connected. Don’t you agree?

–Judge Richard Kopf of the “District of Omaha,” offering a tongue-in-cheek explanation of the impact of Judge Gerrard’s decision to dismiss God’s lawsuit against homosexuality. Good luck in the End Times, everybody!

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