Non-Sequiturs: 06.02.15

* Just days after a hard-fought reelection campaign, Sepp Blatter is resigning his post as President of FIFA. I wonder whose indictment is coming out next... [The Guardian] * The ABA is going to investigate the much-maligned Charleston School of Law. [SC Lawyers Weekly] * If you fancy yourself a trivia master -- or just want some free drinks and food -- sign up for ATL's Summer Trivia Showdown. Use the code "PLComp" to get in for free. [Above the Law] * A New Jersey judge gagged the Bergen Dispatch, leading to this incisive response from the paper and the judge quietly vacating her own order. As Walter Sobchak taught us, "The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint." [Boing Boing] * Not to diminish the serious electoral problems of the U.S., but check out how out of whack representation is in the United Kingdom. [Lawyers, Guns & Money] * If you're seeking a prosanity fix, a parent filed a federal lawsuit against local, state and federal education officials contending that the theory of evolution is functionally a religion and therefore teaching it is a violation of his kid's rights. [Charleston Daily Mail] * Seyfarth Shaw's Stephen Poor explains why he joined Twitter. He talks about innovation and leadership, but it was all about following @aplusk. [Bloomberg BNA / Big Law Business]