Caption Contest Finalists: This Lawyer’s Ride Is In Desperate Need Of Some Pimping

Won't somebody please help this lawyer fix his rusty car?

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, some of which were very entertaining (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. It is Frozt’s car (fixed it). [Click to enlarge.]

B. Rust ipsa loquitur

C. Welcome to our Rare Law main office. Our satellite office is a van down by the river.

D. Dewey know how he got to this point?

E. I called for a lawyer and when he came near
His license plate said RARELAW and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this car was rare
But I thought “Nah, forget it” – “Yo, counselor, to Bel Air”

F. Cooley: The Cadillac of Legal Educations

G. Hopefully this guy can’t afford Internet access since he’s going to be really pissed about this.

H. His legal skills are a little rusty.

Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, JULY 12, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • B. (27%, 86 Votes)
  • C. (15%, 48 Votes)
  • E. (14%, 46 Votes)
  • F. (13%, 43 Votes)
  • D. (10%, 32 Votes)
  • G. (7%, 24 Votes)
  • H. (7%, 24 Votes)
  • A. (6%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 323

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