Non-Sequiturs: 07.10.15

* The slashing of the Quinn Emanuel summer program gets the Dr. Seuss (a great legal inspiration in his own right) treatment. And from what we hear, John Quinn likes this cartoon so much he wants to buy the image. [The Recorder]

* Prosecutors subpoena a 3 month old girl to testify. When informed of the mistake they withdraw the subpoena and apologize threaten to arrest the baby if she doesn’t show up. One Redditor has it right: “That judge man. He’s going to have a good day.” [Reddit]

* Jesus. A “Rock, Paper, Scissors” game turns nasty. [Legal Juice]

* The biggest bump in LSAT takers in three years. Bring back the bubble, baby! [Tax Prof Blog]

* D’oh. Idiot criminal complained to police about the picture on his Wanted poster. Gets arrested. [The Age]

* Nick Denton recaps the Hulk Hogan v. Gawker case. [Kinja]

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* When it’s acceptable to yell at your client. [The Legal Artist]

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