Attorney Brought In To Aid Potty Training... So This Is What We've Come To

A proud day for the legal profession as a lawyer becomes a pawn in the delicate cat-and-mouse game of potty training a two-year-old.

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining… or you won’t meet your hero.

That’s the new mantra of L’erin Dobra, who has followed up her son Grayson’s insane plaintiffs’ lawyer-themed birthday party with a new plan to bribe Grayson into proper potty usage. From the Acadiana Advocate:

In the midst of a viral media run that has gone nation- and worldwide, Dobra told the New York Daily News that her son, Grayson, has yet to meet his hero. She’s using that fact as enticement to help Grayson along with his potty training.

“Mr. Bart has been so nice this whole process and he’s extended the offer [to meet] my son many times,” she told the Daily News. “We are starting potty training and what better way to teach him than to let him know if he does, he’ll meet Bart.”

Hey, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do in parenting. But from Bart’s perspective, isn’t it awkward knowing that you’re meeting someone solely because they’ve mastered the fine art of not s**tting themselves?

On the other hand, the Dewey defense team would probably relish a client with those credentials right about now.

Diapers to legal briefs: Mom to let attorney-obsessed toddler meet Morris Bart as reward for potty training [The Advocate]

Earlier: Child Obsessed With Plaintiffs’ Lawyer Has Weirdest Theme Party Ever

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