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Caption Contest: A Gunner's Love Affair With Her Bluebook

In law school and in legal practice, there are gunners, and then there are gunners. Do you love your Bluebook as much as this gunner does?

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In law school and in legal practice, there are gunners, and then there are gunners. They bring their Bluebooks everywhere, never wanting to be without them for fear of making an embarrassing citation error. They treat their Bluebooks better than they treat their friends and family. They have their Bluebooks psychotically tabbed so that every rule is easily accessible. The pages of their Bluebooks are so worn out that the entire citation guide is on the verge of falling apart. Not to worry, because if their Bluebook ever does fall apart, they’ll mourn the loss of their hard work and then lovingly Type-A the next one to death.

Here’s the picture for our caption contest. Does your Bluebook get its own seat?

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny (and please try to use as many Bluebook rules as you can). We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, at 11:59 P.M. (EST). Thanks!

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