Caption Contest Finalists: Who Will Save You Come Bar Exam Day?

Which caption best captures the role of God in a Bar Exam room?

Last week we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, and we have some great options this time ’round (decided by a combination of  “likes” from readers in Disqus, and my own personal whims):

A. God is good, but remember, the question asks for the best answer, which is clearly “C. Rationally related to a legitimate government interest.”

B. That’s only there to cancel out the inevitable “Goddamn it” curses of the examinees.

C. …But Lucifer wrote the questions this year

D. You guys seriously need to read My Shit if that’s what you think of me. – Almighty God

E. ….as long as you remember the Free Exercise and Establishment Clause rules.

F. . . . unless she allows ExamSoft to fuck my shit up.

G. But those student loans still aren’t dischargeable in bankruptcy. After all I said “good” not “great”.

H. F**king dyslexics are always bragging about their pets.

So which one of these best captures why God is good — besides the fact that he understands the Rule Against Perpetuities? Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through THURSDAY, AUGUST 6, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • A. (35%, 122 Votes)
  • H. (17%, 58 Votes)
  • G. (16%, 55 Votes)
  • C. (12%, 42 Votes)
  • F. (10%, 36 Votes)
  • E. (6%, 20 Votes)
  • D. (3%, 9 Votes)
  • B. (1%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 347

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