Morning Docket: 09.17.15

* If you're unsatisfied with your current income-based loan repayment plan, wait until you see what the government has in store for you with its Revised Pay As You Earn plan. Here's a hint: more pain, more tears, and more anger. [Am Law Daily] * If you haven't heard, SABMiller will likely be getting taken over by Anheuser-Busch InBev NV in a "mega-beer merger." Sadly for Hogan Lovells, SABMiller tossed the firm out like a skunked beer in favor of representation by Linklaters. [WSJ Law Blog] * Rather than poaching lawyers from other local firms, Jones Day is trying to grow its Detroit office by calling home Michigan attorneys who expatriated from the state. No offense to the firm, but these people probably left for a reason. [Crain's Detroit Business] * Slowly but surely, results from the July 2015 administration of the bar exam are being released. Duke Law did best in North Carolina, where the overall combined pass rate for all takers was 69.4 percent (down from 75 percent last year). [Triangle Business Journal] * With hours to spare, Richard Glossip -- a man you may know from the Glossip v. Gross case that was before SCOTUS -- was able to secure a last minute stay of execution. An Oklahoma appeals court has given him two more weeks to live. [New York Times]