Non-Sequiturs: 09.11.15

* The Juice is not loose. The Nevada Supreme Court rejected O.J. Simpson's latest appeal. [CBS News] * Governor Huckabee explains that Dred Scott is still the law of the land. To recap, Donald Trump thinks he can unilaterally overturn the 14th Amendment while Huckabee just thinks it never happened. Elie will have to explain this whole thing to his old friend when Huckabee gets his show back. [The Hill] * Jesus wept. Then celebrated his Ninth Circuit victory. [Lowering the Bar] * Sanctions for foul-mouthed judge. I wonder what she said when she heard that? [Daily Business Review] * Wanton endangerment charge for a law student who crashed a drone into Kentucky's football stadium. Take solace kid: you're not the most embarrassing legal news item out of Kentucky this month. Thanks Kim Davis. [WLKY] * David explains that more "shakeout" is coming for Biglaw. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]

* The Juice is not loose. The Nevada Supreme Court rejected O.J. Simpson’s latest appeal. [CBS News]

* Governor Huckabee explains that Dred Scott is still the law of the land. To recap, Donald Trump thinks he can unilaterally overturn the 14th Amendment while Huckabee just thinks it never happened. Elie will have to explain this whole thing to his old friend when Huckabee gets his show back. [The Hill]

* Jesus wept. Then celebrated his Ninth Circuit victory. [Lowering the Bar]

* Sanctions for foul-mouthed judge. I wonder what she said when she heard that? [Daily Business Review]

* Wanton endangerment charge for a law student who crashed a drone into Kentucky’s football stadium. Take solace kid: you’re not the most embarrassing legal news item out of Kentucky this month. Thanks Kim Davis. [WLKY]

* David explains that more “shakeout” is coming for Biglaw. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]

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