Non-Sequiturs: 10.16.15

* Lawsuit ahead for Rosie O'Donnell! The comedienne was sued by a former The View producer she was allegedly mean to. [Jezebel] * The Amazing Schneiderman is at it again! This time he's going after Martin Shkreli for antitrust violations. [Dealbreaker] * So Justice Breyer heard a case about a company he holds stock in. The self-monitoring SCOTUS does for conflicts seems to be working out swimmingly. [Fix the Court] * The IRS computers are still on Window XP. Good thing we don't give them super sensitive information or anything. [TaxProf Blog] * Looks like Clay County, Tennessee, schools will indeed stay open. Score one for litigation. [Slate] * Sure to get Second Amendment enthusiasts fired up: let's create a Mount Doom for guns! [Wonkette] * $5 for some [possibly] unauthorized legal advice? Still sounds like a raw deal. [The Associate's Mind] * A judge limits the questions a doctor can ask patients -- when they're about guns, that is. [Harvard Law And Policy Review] * Is it even possible to have non-lawyer friends? Don't they all leave you once you've canceled plans for the 800th time? [Daily Lawyer Tips]