Morning Docket: 11.06.15

* Law school admissions standards have plummeted and bar exam passage rates are circling the drain. This can only mean one thing: an army of dumb would-be lawyers whose degrees aren't worth the paper they're printed on will "become criminals themselves -- robbing liquor stores, grabbing old ladies’ handbags, selling derivatives." [Wall Street Journal] * A Pennsylvania attorney was charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after it was discovered that he was downloading the images at his law firm. Protip: Don't leave pictures of nude boys engaged in sexual acts in the copier tray. [The Reporter] * Law firms where older partners refuse to pass the baton may be in trouble. “Some law firms could crumble after this generation because they don’t have a lot to sell to the next generation." Only 3% of managing partners belong to Generation X. [New York Times] * DLA Piper's London office launched a review of its pay structure in an effort to remunerate partners based on more than just billable hours alone. One wonders if this meritocracy will make its way across the pond to us here in America. [Legal Business] * According to a landmark decision from the Mexico Supreme Court, it's a constitutional right for people to be able to grow and smoke their own marijuana. Of course, this ruling only applies to the petitioners, but it's a step in the right direction. [Los Angeles Times]