Morning Docket: 11.10.15

* Kid gets caught trying to buy skin mag with his dad's money. Not one copy, but the whole magazine. Proving there are some fantasies too big even with $8 million and a Bryan Cave lawyer in your pocket. [Law360] * Chris Christie is taking a strong stand against bestiality. There you go, buddy -- it's these sorts of courageous, controversial positions that will get you back in the prime time debates. [Associated Press] * Congratulations to Neal Katyal, who has now argued more cases before the Supreme Court than any male minority lawyer save Thurgood Marshall. With his argument in Montanile v. Board of Trustees of the National Elevator Industry Health Benefit Plan, Katyal passed Drew Days and Wade McCree in this accounting (No, not that Wade McCree). [Supreme Court Brief] * Hollywood hotshot gives $5 million to UCLA School of Law. [National Law Journal] * Supreme Court ignores all lower courts and expands qualified immunity to cops who base their decisions on well-established action movie tropes. [Huffington Post] * Biglaw faces slowdown. [American Lawyer] * One law school is taking a stab at the access to justice problem in this country. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]