Morning Docket: 01.20.16

* Justice Judy? According to a poll conducted by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, about 10 percent of college graduates think that Judith Sheindlin, aka Judge Judy, serves on the bench of the Supreme Court. [CNN] * If you haven't heard, Houston-based firm Bracewell & Giuliani lost one of its famous name partners this week. Former New York Mayor and founding New York partner Rudy Giuliani is taking his nouns and verbs about 9/11 and heading to presumably greener pastures at Greenberg Traurig. [DealBook / New York Times] * Yeehaw! Ride 'em, partners! Orrick Herrington & Sutcliffe is the latest Biglaw firm to open an outpost in Houston, Texas, and there's no better way to staff an office in the Wild Wild West than to poach 20 partners from your competitor firms. [Texas Lawyer] * Texas Wesleyan Law graduates have officially lost the diploma war they've been waging against Texas A&M Law. A judge recently dismissed their case for want of any evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever. [National Law Journal via Courthouse News Service] * Martin Shkreli is sick and tired of being depicted as nothing more than a "pharma bro" in the press, so he's decided to get new legal representation in his securities fraud case, as if that'll somehow solve all of his problems. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]