Morning Docket: 08.26.16

* As a teenager, Richard Posner was fond of the phrase "The Poze knows." In other news, Richard Posner was an insufferable teenager. [WSJ Law Blog] * Layoffs are coming! At least that's what this analyst thinks. [Am Law Daily] * Law school dean beats charges that he beat professor. Or "squeezed" him anyway. [Law.com] * The evolution of the Fourth Circuit. [MSN] * Alabama passes a law requiring students to learn cursive. Tough educational stance for a state that continues to call evolution controversial. [NPR] * France's top court will hear the stupid Burkini ban case. [Yahoo!] * Another day, another humiliating loss for unpaid interns. [Courthouse News Service]

Richard Posner* As a teenager, Richard Posner was fond of the phrase “The Poze knows.” In other news, Richard Posner was an insufferable teenager. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Layoffs are coming! At least that’s what this analyst thinks. [Am Law Daily]

* Law school dean beats charges that he beat professor. Or “squeezed” him anyway. [Law.com]

* The evolution of the Fourth Circuit. [MSN]

* Alabama passes a law requiring students to learn cursive. Tough educational stance for a state that continues to call evolution controversial. [NPR]

* France’s top court will hear the stupid Burkini ban case. [Yahoo!]

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* Another day, another humiliating loss for unpaid interns. [Courthouse News Service]

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