Non-Sequiturs: 07.20.17

* Mining the 2017 Nordstorm Anniversary Sale for the perfect work -- or interview -- shoes. [Corporette] * What would a TV show based on Biglaw look like? Lots of yelling, some tears, general terror. [Law and More] * Legally speaking -- what is snortable chocolate? [LawSci Forum] * Louis Vuitton wants to go to the Supreme Court. [The Fashion Law] * Jeff Sessions, and pretty much only Jeff Sessions, is hot for civil forfeiture. [Slate] * Celebrating seersucker day! [Southern District of Florida Blog] * New job for ousted Cincinnati Law dean Jennifer Bard. [TaxProf Blog]