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Benchslaps, Richard Posner, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

Reverse Benchslap Of The Day: Judge Posner Smacks Chief Justice Roberts

Judge Posner does not have a high opinion of Chief Justice Roberts’s dissent in the same-sex marriage case.

21 Comments / / Jun 29, 2015 at 3:01 PM
  • Sorry, summers, but this is going away soon.

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 06.30.15

    Sorry, summers, but this is going away soon.

    Sorry, summers, but this is going away soon.

    * Which Biglaw firm is going to be changing up the way that it recruits new attorneys? That would be Quinn Emanuel. It’s planning to majorly scale back on summer associates and do something completely different. We’ll have more on this news later today. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * An undergrad who once had high hopes for law school decided to ditch his legal aspirations in favor of stand-up comedy. His mom is mad since it’s a “path that has no specific stability.” She obviously hasn’t read up on law school job stats lately. [Indy Channel]

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    * Which Biglaw firm is going to be changing up the way that it recruits new attorneys? That would be Quinn Emanuel. It's planning to majorly scale back on summer associates and do something completely different. We'll have more on this news later today. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * An undergrad who once had high hopes for law school decided to ditch his legal aspirations in favor of stand-up comedy. His mom is mad since it's a "path that has no specific stability." She obviously hasn't read up on law school job stats lately. [Indy Channel]

    * Justice Kennedy should consider trading in his robes for a superhero's cape, because he just swooped in to the rescue, again. With a 5-4 vote, SCOTUS stayed the Fifth Circuit's decision regarding the closure of the majority of abortion clinics in Texas. [NPR]

    * Damn you, Dewey leaders! Per recent testimony in the criminal trial of the failed firm's former top brass, but for news of the criminal probe spreading like wildfire throughout the profession, D&L could've merged with any number of firms to save itself. [Am Law Daily]

    * Some pretty major firms think they have better things to spend their Biglaw bucks on than donations to legal aid organizations. Only five firms were willing to publicly disclose more than $1 million in donations. [DealBook / New York Times via American Lawyer]

    4 Comments / / at 9:01 AM
  • Sandra_Day_O'Connor

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.29.15

    Sandra_Day_O'Connor* Senator Ted Cruz describes his experience clerking for Chief Justice Rehnquist. We also learn what Justice Sandra Day O’Connor says about Internet porn. It’s not as exciting as Cruz would want you to think. Personally, I’d hoped she’d say something about “Long Dong Silver,” but alas. [POLITICO]

    * If you thought Justice Scalia was interminably grumpy before, today he exhibited some downright bizarre behavior. [Slate]

    * Lawyer disciplined for stealing wine. Lots and lots of wine. [Legal Profession Blog]

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    * Senator Ted Cruz describes his experience clerking for Chief Justice Rehnquist. We also learn what Justice Sandra Day O'Connor says about Internet porn. It's not as exciting as Cruz would want you to think. Personally, I'd hoped she'd say something about "Long Dong Silver," but alas. [POLITICO]

    * If you thought Justice Scalia was interminably grumpy before, today he exhibited some downright bizarre behavior. [Slate]

    * Lawyer disciplined for stealing wine. Lots and lots of wine. [Legal Profession Blog]

    * Has marriage equality rendered Chief Justice Roberts a footnote to history? [Reuters]

    * An in-depth look at New York's Riker's Island facility from the perspective of those who live and work there. And let's not undersell the word "live," since we have kids living there for 7 years awaiting trial. [New York Magazine]

    * Shearman & Sterling’s Doreen Lilienfeld discusses building gender balance in Biglaw. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]

    * A thorough guide to Bitcoin for judges. But more importantly, a solidly academic title, "Realm of the Coin." I see what you did there. [Fordham Journal of Corporate and Financial Law via SSRN]

    * Congratulations to former Bloomberg media attorney Charles Glasser, who will be teaching a course about investigative reporting at NYU's Institute for Journalism. Too bad there aren't really investigative journalism jobs anymore. Perhaps these are the kinds of classes that can bring those jobs back. [Talking Biz News]

    * The regret of every young person must be that they will never be able to duplicate this experience. [What About Clients?]

    7 Comments / / Jun 29, 2015 at 6:00 PM
  • Hilary Bricken

    Crime, Marijuana

    Marijuana Legalization: Bad For The Cartels, Better For All

    What does legalization of cannabis in the United States have to do with helping Mexico eliminate its cartels?

    / Jun 29, 2015 at 4:20 PM
  • Gerrymandering Wikipedia

    Constitutional Law, Politics, SCOTUS

    Supreme Court Kind Of Makes Up New Way To Stop Gerrymandering

    The Constitution says what it's supposed to say.

    0 Comments / / Jun 29, 2015 at 4:02 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime

    Criminally Yours: Negotiating With Kidnappers

    Ending the threat of criminal prosecution levels the playing field so that the U.S. isn’t the only country whose families are prohibited from direct contact with their child’s captors.

    10 Comments / / Jun 29, 2015 at 3:33 PM
  • Lawyers can juggle too!

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 06.29.15

    Lawyers can juggle too!

    Lawyers can juggle too!

    * The Dissent World: This is what happens when justices start being real… and stop being polite. Conservative SCOTUS justices weren’t interested in playing nice last week in their dissents. Just how much “personal dissension” is there among their ranks? [POLITICO]

    * “I knew I was a workaholic and law wasn’t for me, but the circus is.” A law school graduate who only goes by Paz is now working as a world-class juggler. Law school career services officers would really like to know if this is considered a J.D. Advantage position. [Grand Forks Herald]

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    * The Dissent World: This is what happens when justices start being real... and stop being polite. Conservative SCOTUS justices weren't interested in playing nice last week in their dissents. Just how much "personal dissension" is there among their ranks? [POLITICO]

    * "I knew I was a workaholic and law wasn't for me, but the circus is." A law school graduate who only goes by Paz is now working as a world-class juggler. Law school career services officers would really like to know if this is considered a J.D. Advantage position. [Grand Forks Herald]

    * A new nickname is being bandied about for John Roberts: "Umpire in Chief." During his confirmation hearings, he said judges should be more like baseball officiants, and you could say that last week, all he was doing was calling balls and strikes. [New York Times]

    * SCOTUS may have issued a landmark ruling on gay marriage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over as far as gay rights are concerned. Protip: Next time you make a historic decision, let lawyers know what level of scrutiny is being applied. [National Law Journal]

    * Some think what SCOTUS did with gay marriage was "simply putting its imprimatur on a practice that was already legal in more than two-thirds of the states." People wonder whether the highest court will do the same with marijuana legalization. [24/7 Wall St.]

    15 Comments / / Jun 29, 2015 at 8:52 AM
  • Free Range Children

    Uncategorized

    Free-Range Kids Need This Lawyer

    We talk with Matthew Dowd who represents the Meitiv family about Free Range Children.

    0 Comments / / Jun 28, 2015 at 11:58 AM
  • rainbow flag court

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.26.15

    rainbow flag court* Oh, the Onion… what would I do without you? Their take on gay marriage is masterful, as always. [Onion]

    * Conservatives, troubled with the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, vow to move to Canada. There’s only one teeny, tiny problem with their plan… about a decade in the making. [BuzzFeed]

    * Of all the arrogant, jiggery-pokery, pure applesauce, Putsch! Find out exactly how Justice Scalia would mock you in this fun insult generator. [Slate]

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    * Oh, the Onion... what would I do without you? Their take on gay marriage is masterful, as always. [Onion]

    * Conservatives, troubled with the Supreme Court's decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, vow to move to Canada. There's only one teeny, tiny problem with their plan... about a decade in the making. [BuzzFeed]

    * Of all the arrogant, jiggery-pokery, pure applesauce, Putsch! Find out exactly how Justice Scalia would mock you in this fun insult generator. [Slate]

    * Some Alabama counties have come up with a crackerjack way to avoid marrying same sex couples. [Vox]

    * The only way to get to today's historical gay marriage case was to defeat the nomination of Judge Robert Bork, and Reagan aides always suspected this would happen. [Roll Call]

    * For marriage equality fans with a sweet tooth. [Ben & Jerry's]

    * Surely you jest! Justice Scalia? Intellectually inconsistent to fit a political agenda? Pshaw. [BloombergView]

    * A handy guide to today's landmark SCOTUS decision. [Legal IO]

    * News you can use: what is the legal status of cursing at cops? [The Marshall Project]

    36 Comments / / Jun 26, 2015 at 4:58 PM
  • checklist

    Headhunters / Recruiters

    What Do YOU Think Of Legal Recruiters?

    Tell us what you think, and we'll reward you with a $5 Starbucks card.

    / Jun 26, 2015 at 4:29 PM