Alex Kozinski

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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Technology, Videos

    Can You Help Out The Ninth Circuit?

    It’s an easy and simple request; all you need is a web browser.

    12 Comments / / Dec 10, 2013 at 12:12 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Cars, Quote of the Day

    Chief Judge Kozinski: His Honor Objects!

    Welcome to what one legal journalist describes as a “lawyer’s nightmare.”

    9 Comments / / Nov 21, 2013 at 1:38 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Benchslaps, Facebook, Fashion, Law Schools, LSAT, Non-Sequiturs, Shira Scheindlin

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.13.13

    * I’ve never heard of a “copyist.” Apparently it’s what you call people who “steal” intellectual property that isn’t actually protected. I’d care, but I’m too busy trying to figure out how The Onion would write this blurb. [You Thought We Wouldn’t Notice]

    * And now time for your annoying “why do LAWYERS get money instead of PLAINTIFFS??????” post: The Stop-and-Frisk edition. While I wait for some of you to get off the turnip truck, I’ll note that I don’t begrudge the lawyers who helped bring to light the horrible NYPD tactics one cent. [New York Observer]

    * Tom Cruise’s lawyer almost got Tom Cruise’s ass beat down by Mark Wahlberg’s fists. [Gawker]

    * IED explodes in a district attorney’s office in Oregon. No one was injured. So jokes about Stanford blowing up Oregon’s BCS title chances remain totally appropriate and cool. [ABA Journal]

    * Every year, people ask if the February LSAT is “too late” if you want to start law school the next fall. And every year, I want to say “How in the f*** can you not get your s*** together to take the LSAT earlier, but just have to start attending law school as soon as possible?” [LawSchooli.com]

    * Will the Ninth Circuit follow up its oral benchslap with a written one? One professor doubts it. [Volokh Conspiracy]

    11 Comments / / Nov 13, 2013 at 5:22 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Conferences / Symposia, Diarmuid O'Scannlain, Federal Judges, Federalist Society, Guido Calabresi, Immigration, Law Schools, Pictures

    Chief Judge Kozinski On The Immigrant Experience And Judging

    Here are some highlights for Chief Judge Kozinski’s remarks at Yale Law School yesterday.

    11 Comments / / Nov 12, 2013 at 1:37 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Benchslaps, Harry Pregerson, Kim McLane Wardlaw, Trials, Videos

    Who Wants To Watch a Prosecutor Get Benchslapped En Banc?

    Another question: Why don’t we have a Chief Judge Kozinski and Judge Pregerson buddy comedy?

    30 Comments / / Sep 23, 2013 at 12:34 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Basketball, Blogging, Craigslist, Health Care / Medicine, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Paralegals, Privacy, Sports, Texas

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.20.13

    * A chat with Chief Judge Alex Kozinski. Kozinski is the only interviewee who can talk about political oppression and reserve the real shock and horror for jury verdicts. [Concurring Opinions]

    * On a serious note, a summer intern at Bank of America has died after pulling three all-nighters. Biglaw reminds associates that the lesson here is to get your work done faster. [Gawker via Instapundit]

    * LeBron James thinks he’s actually above the law. What’s more despicable? Using celebrity to ruin everyone else’s commute so you can watch a concert or being part of the Heat? [Grantland]

    * Case Western Reserve is changing its legal curriculum out of desperation an effort to revolutionize law school. [Cleveland Plain-Dealer]

    * Women’s magazines make a ton of demoralizing helpful promises. What if lawyers inserted themselves into the editorial process? [The Tangential]

    * A Chicago ER doctor is facing a lawsuit over taking and posting pictures of a woman — apparently this “actress, model, and ex-professional tennis player” — who’d had too much to drink. Dr. Carter has really gone downhill. [IT-Lex]

    * RIP Groklaw, 2003-2013. The stalwart blog has decided to shut down over concerns about government surveillance. [Groklaw]

    * An attorney in Texas decided to take to Craigslist to rip another lawyer advertising a $10/hour paralegal job. Screenshots of the original and the response after the jump… [Craigslist]

    7 Comments / / Aug 20, 2013 at 5:02 PM
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    Alex Kozinski, Bloomberg, Elena Kagan, Non-Sequiturs, Rape, Sports, United Kingdom / Great Britain

    Non-Sequiturs: 07.22.13

    * Sorry, ladies — the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a baby boy. Unlikely to be named “Joffrey.” [Today]

    * The PAC-12 is trying to block a for-profit university from joining Division I athletics. Hear hear. Division I athletics is for making millions exploiting an unpaid labor force and is no place for something as crass as a for-profit school. [Sports Illustrated]

    * Professor Kyle Graham wonders: Do judges have slumps? [noncuratlex]

    * If you’re fed up with the law, consider being a trophy wife! [The Careerist]

    * For those high school graduates who already know they want to be lawyers, Denver Law has a joint Bachelor’s/J.D. program. So what’s the angle here? Locking undergrads into DU Law years in advance, or protecting DU’s LSAT median by filling the class with students who don’t take the LSAT? [University of Denver Law School]

    * Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum of Dubai has pardoned a Norwegian woman who had been sentenced to prison for the transgression of being raped. Remember, Dubai is the relatively forward-thinking country in the region. [CNN]

    * Justice Kagan can get a little snarky, can’t she? [Dorf on Law]

    * Trevor Faure of Ernst & Young explains how a variety of market forces have placed law firms and their clients in an almost adversarial setting. Video after the jump…. [Bloomberg Law via YouTube]

    5 Comments / / Jul 22, 2013 at 5:19 PM
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    Alex Kozinski, Clarence Thomas, Guns / Firearms, Law Reviews, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Religion, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Videos

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.25.13

    * A company is selling pork-laced bullets to “keep Islamics from going to Heaven.” Ever since Denny’s, they’re putting bacon in everything… [CBS Seattle]

    * Justice Thomas is really terrible. This is probably why #UncleThomas is trending on Twitter. [Jezebel]

    * A feminist critique of law reviews based on the Russell Crowe film, Gladiator. This sounds intriguing. [TaxProf Blog]

    * If you wanted to know how the judge decided the audio expert issue in the Zimmerman trial, we’ve got you covered. If you wanted to know when attorney Don West will compile his collection of Greatest Opening Statement Jokes, we have no idea. [The Expert Institute]

    * TNT has a new show dropping teams in Tasmania and forcing them to endure… a knockoff of The Amazing Race and Survivor. But an L.A.-based attorney is on this Friday trying to win $100,000, or what we used to call “a year-end bonus.” [TNT Newsroom]

    * Ken White breaks down all the charges against Edward Snowden. To avoid these charges, Snowden is holed up in the transit zone of the Moscow airport, which I hear has a really terrible TGI Friday’s where Snowden will get to eat for the indefinite future. [Popehat]

    * Anonymous Partner isn’t the only one with advice for summer associates. Here are tips from Grover Cleveland, author of Swimming Lessons for Baby Sharks (affiliate link), and Katherine Larkin-Wong, president of Ms. JD. [The Careerist]

    * Chief Judge Alex Kozinski and Professor Nicholas Quinn Rosenkranz debate an upcoming Supreme Court case, Bond v. United States, concerning the treaty power. [Cato Institute]

    6 Comments / / Jun 25, 2013 at 6:01 PM
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  • Alex Kozinski, Confirmations, Crime, Drugs, Gay Marriage, Intellectual Property, Securities and Exchange Commission, Sports, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.08.13

    * Thieves made off with 5.5 tons of Nutella. Damn you Danny Ocean! [CBS News]

    * Don’t try to play Baseketball in Canton, Ohio. [Legal Juice]

    * The SEC finally allows companies to distribute disclosures via social media. Welcome to the 21st Century, SEC. [IT-Lex]

    * Speaking of the SEC, Mary Jo White was confirmed by the Senate. [Fox Business]

    * Judge Kozinski: “Can I get an oy vey up in here?” [COLLive]

    * Kentucky is just all kinds of screwy. Lawyer jailed for not turning over documents/running drug ring. [AP]

    * Energy law was number two in law firm activity this quarter. For the billionth quarter in a row, Third Amendment law failed to crack the top 10. [AOL Energy]

    * Ha! “Thus, it seems that (as has so often occurred in IP law) the focus on the problems of copyright and patent has allowed trademark law to engage, unsupervised, in a great deal of mischief.” [Law of Fashion]

    * Just a reminder: Legalizing gay marriage does not end discrimination. [National Law Journal]

    6 Comments / / Apr 8, 2013 at 5:04 PM
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    Alex Kozinski, Antonin Scalia, Movies

    Roger Ebert and the Law: Coming to a Law School Near You

    Roger Ebert really didn’t like legal movies all that much.

    13 Comments / / Apr 8, 2013 at 3:46 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Benchslaps, Crime, Death Penalty, Deaths, Federal Judges, Murder, Police, SCOTUS, State Judges, Supreme Court

    Reverse Benchslap of the Day: Arizona Attorney General Predicts SCOTUS Smackdown of Ninth Circuit

    Who is Debra Milke, and why is she sometimes called “Casey Anthony’s Arizona sister”?

    8 Comments / / Mar 20, 2013 at 4:24 PM
  • Chief Judge Alex Kozinski speaking at Yale Law School last year.

    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Benchslaps, Crime, Death Penalty, Deaths, Federal Judges, Murder, Police, Videos

    Benchslap of the Day: Kozinski & Co. Overturn a Murder Conviction

    Can you believe the egregious Brady violations in this case? The Ninth Circuit barely could, it seems….

    21 Comments / / Mar 19, 2013 at 4:07 PM
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    Non-Sequiturs: 02.28.13

    * Michigan will assume control of Detroit pursuant to the state’s controversial “Emergency Manager Law.” How controversial? Michigan voters went to the polls to repeal the law last year… and the legislature said no. There’s a fitting symmetry that a law that denies the democratic rights of the people exists only because the legislature trampled on the democratic rights of the people. [WXYZ]

    * A Harvard Law grad opens an e-commerce lingerie startup. The hook for her bra business is in-home fittings. Perfect for the cross-dresser who hates prying eyes. [Forbes]

    * Rutgers-Newark and Rutgers-Camden have announced that they will merge into a single law school named “Rutgers School of Law” effective Fall 2014. The new school accomplishes the important goal of removing the words “Newark” and “Camden” from promotional materials. [TaxProf Blog]

    * Professor Eugene Kontorovich explains how Chief Judge Kozinski’s piracy ruling actually advanced the liberal causes of the Law of the Sea and expanding the scope of the Alien Tort Statute. Yeah, but it also doomed us to destruction if Captain Kirk can’t get his act together in this new timeline. [Volokh Conspiracy]

    * The producers of The Bachelor may need better lawyers. After they settled a claim with blogger Reality Steve, barring him from contacting cast and crew for spoilers, he’s publishing spoilers again. Reality Steve’s defense? The settlement agreement was silent on the matter of cast and crew contacting him. Touché. Reality Steve wins a one-on-one this week. [IT-Lex.org]

    * Sometimes you just need to call the other player’s bluff. Right-wing legislators in Utah loudly parroted talk-radio scripts calling for Utah to reject federal grant money. Democrats in Utah agreed and voted to reject federal grants. Then Republicans started to panic. [Utah Political Report]

    * Jon Stewart calls for the drowning of legal journalist Peter Lattman for being a wizard. Video after the jump….

    4 Comments / / Feb 28, 2013 at 5:13 PM
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    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Benchslaps

    Avast Ye Maties! Kozinski Benchslap Ho!

    Judge Kozinski loves whaling. Well, maybe not, but he thinks the whalers have a better case and yanks a district judge off his own case for initially siding for the hippies.

    5 Comments / / Feb 27, 2013 at 12:01 PM
  • Chief Judge Alex Kozinski at Yale Law School

    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Federal Judges, Federalist Society, Law Schools, Videos

    Messing With Chief Judge Kozinski

    Chief Judge Kozinski identifies his favorite opinion, explains why he reads Playboy, offers tips for getting ahead in the legal profession, and warns you not to bring mom to your oral argument.

    12 Comments / / Dec 17, 2012 at 6:28 PM
  • Hadley Arkes Alex Kozinski

    Alex Kozinski, Conferences / Symposia, Constitutional Law, Federal Judges, Federalist Society, Videos, YouTube

    Should Natural Law Inform Constitutional Law?

    That was the subject of a recent debate between Professor Hadley Arkes and Chief Judge Alex Kozinski. Check it out….

    9 Comments / / Nov 23, 2012 at 1:47 PM
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