Animal Law

  • Animal Law, Bad Ideas, Food, Perverts, Pets, Sex

    Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer = Sexytime!

    Bestiality-oriented necrophiliacs who live in Wisconsin, we bring you some potentially good news. In the next few weeks, a court could hold that you may have your way with whatever animals you please — as long as they’re dead. From The Smoking Gun: Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is […]

    0 Comments / / Nov 17, 2006 at 8:09 AM
  • Animal Law, Books, Crime, Food, Immigration, Kids, Mafia, Non-Sequiturs, Tobacco / Smoking, Traffic Accidents

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.16.06

    * I’d rather go naked than eat foie gras. (Wait, is that how it goes? Like Pamela, I’ll find any excuse to show off my glorious rack.) [New York Sun] * Would it have been a crime if the motive had been a little head-start on Thanksgiving preparations? Not everyone can be Rachel Ray. (Thank […]

    0 Comments / / Nov 16, 2006 at 11:55 PM
  • Animal Law, Crime, Deaths, Pets, Violence, Weirdness

    This Must Have Smelled Awful

    Clearly there are some very sick people out there: A man pleaded guilty in the deaths of his ex-girlfriend’s four small kittens, which were tossed into a fire pit after the couple argued. Robert Tomlin, 22, of Smithsburg was sentenced Monday to 1 1/2 years in jail for aggravated animal cruelty. Washington County Circuit Judge […]

    2 Comments / / Nov 15, 2006 at 8:34 AM