Elie Mystal
Posts by Elie Mystal
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Has Anybody Been Unlucky Today? -- See Also
NOTHING UNLUCKY HAPPENING WITH BONUSES: Especially for those who were high billers at this firm.
BOIES SCHILLER NAMES NEW MANAGING PARTNERS: Time marches on and does its thing.
LAW FIRM PARTNER RAP VIDEO: Okay, Jason Voorhees, you can come and get me now.
SOUTH CAROLINA CHALLENGES RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITES: Now this is the kind of “pro-life” legislation I can get behind.
WHY DOES GRADING TAKE SO LONG? Intellectual consistency, says professor.
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If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so… -
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South Carolina Bill Challenges Pro-Life Community To Put Their Money Where Their Religious Hypocrisy Usually Is
You wanna be pro-life? Prove it.
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Mexico Better Pay For The Wall Because Courts Keep Telling Trump He Can't Steal The Money
Two rulings this week put a hole in Trump's Wall related plans. -
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Another Stupid 'Warren Made Money' Story -- See Also
ELIZABETH WARREN MADE MONEY AS A LAWYER: The general incompetence of these hit jobs being leveled at Warren’s willingness to accept money in exchange for legal services is staggering.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WATCHED TODAY: The House Judiciary Committee did a thing, I guess.
JONES DAY NOW FILING FOR SANCTIONS: Against people alleging gender discrimination by the firm.
HUNDREDS OF LAW SCHOOL PROFESSORS SAY TRUMP’S CONDUCT IS IMPEACHABLE: Put another way, hundreds of law school professor low-key point out that Jonathan Turley is a hack.
OUR HOLIDAY PARTY IS TOMORROW: Related: the day after tomorrow I’m probably calling in sick.
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Please Enjoy This Bowl Of Posts -- See Also
WE KNOW WE ALREADY MENTIONED THIS: But if you haven’t read the “bowl of dicks” story, do yourself a favor.
IN OTHER NEWS: Have you read about the judge accused of running threesomes with staff?
DISGRACED JUDGE ALEX KOZINSKI’S REHABILITATION TOUR IS IN FULL SWING: I mean, his protege Brett Kavanaugh allegedly tried to rape somebody and nothing has happened to him, so while dismayed, I can’t be surprised.
CLASS ACTION AGAINST JONES DAY?: Plaintiffs in gender discrimination want class status.
HOLIDAY CARDS PLEASE: Don’t forget to submit your firm’s offering.
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Don't Fall For Originalism Just To Impeach Trump
Using the flawed logic of the enemy is never necessary or worth it. - Sponsored
Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use. -
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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like School Closing Season -- See Also
SCOTUS WON’T SCREW EVERYTHING UP: Not on gun laws — not today, at least.
TRUMP WON’T PARTICIPATE IN THE PROCESS: He’ll still whine about it though.
THIS LISA PAGE ARTICLE IS THE BEST: Great article by Molly Jong-Fast.
HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: Is here.
HOLIDAY CARD CONTEST: Is happening.
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All Quiet On The SCOTUS Front: Supreme Court Unlikely To Upend Gun Laws Today
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Trump Refuses To Participate In Process So He Can Continue Whining About The Process
More hypocrisy from the Trump administration on a day that ends in 'y.' -
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Happy Thanksgiving -- See Also
HERE ARE SOME TIPS: For fighting with your family.
HERE IS A NIGHTMARE: About the administration of an LSAT.
HERE IS FEDSOC: Trying to gaslight you about what FedSoc is.
HERE IS A BENCHSLAP: Calling out sexism in reply brief.
HERE IS A PODCAST: About how John Roberts will doom us all.
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Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
Is The Future Of Law Distributed? Lessons From The Tech Adoption Curve
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Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
The Business Case For AI At Your Law Firm
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5 Tips For So-Called White Allies This Thanksgiving
Here are some exhausting steps for those who do not want to be part of the problem. -
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We're Almost There -- See Also
BONUS SCORECARD: How does your firm stack up? MCGAHN RULING GIVES BOLTON COVER: But Bolton is too much of a coward to use it. WEALTHY DONOR PISSED THAT HIS NAME DOESN'T APPEAR ON ALL LAW DEGREES: He probably should have read the fine print before making a deal with a law school. THE BENEFITS OF LEAVE: This Biglaw firm makes a significant offering of parental and family benefits. AN INTERVIEW WITH NEAL KATYAL: Author of the new book, Impeach. -
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McGahn Ruling Gives Bolton Cover, Exposes Bolton's Cowardice
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In Non Criminal President News -- See Also
THE KIDS, OF SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, ARE NOT ALRIGHT: Eugene Scalia accuses Biglaw of “self-censorship.”
INDEBTEDNESS AT THIS LAW SCHOOL IS FRIGHTENING: Don’t go to Florida Coastal, y’all.
CRYPTOCURRENCY CONVICTION: Former Biglaw partner convicted for his part in a scam.
IS BASEBALL STILL A THING? Like, it’s still a sport, but is it still in the business of producing that sport?
ONE MORE BONUS TO CLOSE OUT THE WEEK: At least they still have cool offices.
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