Joe Patrice

Joe Patrice joined Above the Law in 2013. Joe received a degree in Economics and Political Science from the University of Oregon and a J.D. from the NYU School of Law. From 2001, he worked as a litigator for both Cleary, Gottlieb, Steen & Hamilton and Lankler Siffert & Wohl, representing a variety of individuals, institutions, and foreign sovereigns in criminal and civil matters. Joe left legal practice in 2012 to pursue writing, contributing to numerous publications, including ATL, before joining the full-time staff.

Posts by Joe Patrice

  • Veep-S02-720p-1080p-WEB-DL-Bluray-HDTV

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.16.15

    * The season finale of Veep offered a fun lesson in constitutional law. [PrawfsBlawg]

    * When the Supreme Court hands down Obergefell, will it punt the case by acknowledging a new layer of scrutiny? [Slate]

    * Kash Hill on Hulk Hogan’s suit against Gawker. Is a sex tape newsworthy if the guy’s bragging about his sex life on Howard Stern? [Fusion]

    * Florida and Florida State football players routinely circumvent the criminal justice system. Which… everyone kind of knew already. [ESPN]

    * Why “free IDs” are anything but. [Election Law Blog]

    * Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? [Legal Juice]

    * Take this survey to put the time-worn law firm mantra of “collegial and collaborative” to the test. [Adam Smith, Esq.]

    * Bruce MacEwen of the aforementioned Adam Smith, Esq. breaks down the Am Law 200. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDI7okOMlYs

    12 Comments / / Jun 16, 2015 at 5:28 PM
  • Divorce Fight

    Biglaw, Divorce Train Wrecks

    Biglaw Divorce Gets Nasty As Ex-Wife Cross-Examines Former Husband

    A lawyer representing herself has a fool for a client. But a really entertained audience.

    22 Comments / / Jun 16, 2015 at 1:51 PM
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    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.15.15

    * Hank Greenberg won his lawsuit against the government for illegally seizing insurance giant A.I.G. as part of a bailout. But the court awarded no damages, finding that shareholders weren’t harmed by the takeover. So, to translate this, the court basically said to Greenberg, “You were so bad at running your business that a cabal of bureaucrats acting illegally did better for shareholders than you.” That’s… gotta sting. [New York Times]

    * Lost in the excitement of today’s Baker Botts decision was the Supreme Court declining to save North Carolina’s struck-down abortion law that would have required doctors to bend over backwards to dissuade women from getting an abortion. Over the dissent of Justice Scalia, the Court killed the law without giving it a chance. [Jezebel]

    * If you’re going to Richmond, California, make sure you’ve left your Ultimate Nullifier at home. [Lowering the Bar]

    * Something finally goes wrong for wealthy people moving into Brooklyn. SPOILER: it’s other wealthy people moving into Brooklyn. [Brownstoner]

    * Justice Ginsburg tells the crowd at the annual ACS Convention that Natalie Portman held up the upcoming RBG biopic, On the Basis of Sex, demanding that the film have a female director. Men’s rights activists can take heart that a man will be directing the inevitable porn version. [The Week]

    * Alan Dershowitz worries that the Zivotofsky decision gives the White House too much power over foreign policy as opposed to some myopic former water commissioner awash in lobbyist money from AIPAC and apocalyptic-minded Evangelicals Congress. [The Blaze]

    * Do you hate patent trolls? Good. Consider supporting this feature comedy film trolling patent trolls. [Indiegogo]

    * If you’re in D.C. Thursday morning, come hear our own David Lat discuss the future of the Roberts Court with some other people who are nowhere near as important. Like congresspeople and former federal judges and such. [Politico]

    32 Comments / / Jun 15, 2015 at 5:31 PM
  • Tom_Brady_8-28-09_Patriots-vs-Redskins

    Football

    Hacks Desperately Try To Disprove Deflategate

    This is tin-foil hat territory *before* you consider that Roger Goodell would dump a body in the East River if it would eke out an extra $50 for an NFL owner.

    0 Comments / / Jun 15, 2015 at 3:45 PM
  • Semi automatic handgun and pistol cartridges

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.12.15

    * Judge James Bascue, formerly of the Los Angeles Superior Court, was arrested after an armed standoff with police. [LA Daily News]

    * In the same vein as Elie’s piece on the financial costs of leaving the law, here’s a talk about the status hit you take leaving your profession. [Escape the City]

    * Is it possible for law school to be a breeding ground for social justice warriors? [Law at the Margins]

    * Could Gawker media be the biggest victory of Hulk Hogan’s career? [Capital New York]

    * The Supreme Court agreed to hear Shapiro v. Mack, regarding the proper role of three-judge district courts, which is a much bigger deal than it might seem. [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * He’s been trying to get you to pay attention to the importance of knowing your client for years. Maybe some out-of-context cheesecake will help. [What About Clients?]

    * Today is Loving Day — the 45th anniversary of Loving v. Virginia — the day when the entire country laments the erosion of states’ rights… or something like that. [Slate]

    14 Comments / / Jun 12, 2015 at 4:55 PM
  • moving truck moving expenses relocate relocation

    Money, Rankings

    Where Is The Best Place To Live For A Lawyer?

    Are you looking to relocate? According to one study, these are some of the best places a lawyer can settle.

    12 Comments / / Jun 12, 2015 at 3:58 PM
  • 640px-President_Barack_Obama-300x374

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.11.15

    * More whining about President Obama opining on Supreme Court cases while the justices “deliberate” — as though anyone’s opinion is up in the air. Apparently presidents have rarely done this. Fun fact: cynical lawyers have rarely gotten to the Supreme Court to attack a president’s landmark legislation on a tortured textual reading, but here we are. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * It’s like the Hangover. Except in prison. With more drugs. [Legal Juice]

    * Hey, remember when Jeb Bush got behind a law that required rape victims to publish their sexual histories in the newspaper until the law was shot down by the courts two years later? Good times. [Salon]

    * The Right proclaims Jeb Bush really doesn’t believe in publicly shaming women for having sex. Hm. See item 3 supra. [Legal Insurrection]

    * Wow. The Senate actually passed something. It’s a resolution hailing the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments. Is it a sign of my cynicism that I’m shocked even that got approved? [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * Why the rationale of Roe doesn’t really matter. [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

    * Fourth Circuit panel snipes at each other over whether to call out overzealous prosecutors. It got so bad they actually sealed the opinion. [Maryland Appellate Blog]

    * Derek Khanna has a new report on patent reform written with Lincoln Labs. The fundamental premise: patents are not encouraging innovation any more. [Lincoln Labs]

    * Watchdog is reporting that Kroll Associates conveniently overlooked dozens of terrible LSAT scores in its report on University of Texas admission standards. It bears repeating: just how dumb must Abigail Fisher be to not get into this school? [Watchdog]

    * A short memoir about suing The Grateful Dead. [The Faculty Lounge]

    14 Comments / / Jun 11, 2015 at 5:29 PM
  • handgun with bullets

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.10.15

    * The “hiring a hit man” thing seems to be all the rage. Now a law student allegedly gets in on the action. [Legal Cheek]

    * A lesson in how to get sued by your employees. [Lowering the Bar]

    * The perfect civ pro exam all in one case. [PrawfsBlawg]

    * Are old lawyers bad lawyers? [Law and More]

    * “Prosecutor seeks judge’s removal for allegedly interfering with intern’s drunken-driving arrest.” Go on… [ABA Journal]

    * On June 23rd in Indianapolis, come hear David and Judge Tinder talk about judging, clerking, and ethics — and get CLE credit too. [Indiana Law Blog]

    7 Comments / / Jun 10, 2015 at 5:30 PM
  • 415px-Timothy.K.Lewis.Sitting-RF

    Supreme Court

    Chief Justice Called Out On Race By Federal Judge

    This may be a shock, but Chief Justice Roberts may not fully understand racial discrimination.

    17 Comments / / Jun 10, 2015 at 3:43 PM
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    Labor / Employment

    Another Firm Tries To Screw Over Young Lawyers

    Is your office a cool place for on-the-job training? Congratulations, so is every workplace. It’s still not an excuse to stiff your interns.

    47 Comments / / Jun 10, 2015 at 2:22 PM
  • John,_Magna_Carta

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.09.15

    * It’s the 800th Anniversary of the Magna Carta. Have you ever read it? Because it includes some stereotypically troubling thoughts on Jews. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

    * The lawyer from the Lady Chatterley’s Lover obscenity trial is 100 years old. So… take that, “clean living.” [Daily Mail]

    * Tennessee Law Review hosted a Third Amendment Symposium. Professor Reynolds waxes philosophic on whether the Third Amendment might limit government intrusiveness into domestic affairs in areas as diverse as computer spyware, “affirmative consent” laws, and childrearing. Sounds like one of them pinko commie “non-Originalist” readings to me. [Instapundit]

    * In a sign of the times, there’s a new information service providing analysis of critical legal issues related to cybersecurity, data protection, and data privacy challenges. But since most lawyers still think “banning personal email” is the height of cybersecurity, it may be a bit advanced for you. [The Cybersecurity Law Report]

    * Davis Polk associate Elyssa Friedland has a new book titled Love and Miss Communication (affiliate link) about a Biglaw associate fired for sending too many personal emails at work. As we just wrote before, that won’t be a problem at a lot of firms anymore. [Amazon]

    * We talked about lawyers meditating, so now let’s talk about lawyers and taijiquan. [Katz Justice]

    * Kudos to Lucosky Brookman LLP for raising over $155,000 for Save a Child’s Heart with its Second Annual Charity Golf Outing. [Lucosky Brookman LLP]

    * Richard Hsu chats with Mark Lemley, Stanford Law professor and founder of Lex Machina, about playing video games. Something we understand here at ATL. [Hsu Untied]

    8 Comments / / Jun 9, 2015 at 5:31 PM
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    Police

    Kentucky Police Are Completely Awful

    Local police spring a prisoner and send him on a one-way trip out of state… despite a court order.

    16 Comments / / Jun 9, 2015 at 5:03 PM
  • young lawyer junior associate

    Bloomberg, Technology

    Corporate Lawyers Get A New Toy

    This new tool for transactional lawyers may be a game changer.

    16 Comments / / Jun 9, 2015 at 4:32 PM
  • shutterstock_284602886

    Law Schools

    Charleston’s New President — You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me

    Charleston’s New President Oversees Infilaw, Because Of Course He Does

    15 Comments / / Jun 9, 2015 at 10:58 AM
  • Alcohol

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.08.15

    * There’s a lot of constitutional law about booze. [PrawfsBlawg]

    * Republicans try to play some word games on the Affordable Care Act and get straight-up lawyered. Or as The New Republic described the exchange: a “succinct, pithy demolition.” [MSNBC]

    * Oscar Pistorius could be headed home on parole in the next couple of months. Time to get back in that dating pool. [CNN]

    * Don’t bring your mom to court. [Lowering the Bar]

    * Here’s an interesting company at the juncture of law and technology — 3D printing demonstrative exhibits for trial. [3D Printed Evidence]

    * Randy Spencer interviews American Pharoah [Coverage Opinions]

    * An interesting question from a lawyer doing his part to help the homeless: if a person can’t get online, how do they even look for a job anyway? [What About Clients?]

    * A new novella from Jessica Pishko called A Trial for Grace (affiliate link) about a fallen, high-flying NYC attorney working a death penalty trial in North Carolina. [Amazon]

    * Consent explained with tea. [Vimeo]

    https://vimeo.com/126553913

    14 Comments / / Jun 8, 2015 at 4:57 PM
  • law grads jobs

    Job Searches, Law Schools

    Finally, Some New Jobs For Law School Graduates

    A new, growing program offers recent grads an opportunity to work and train with a leading third-party legal services provider.

    33 Comments / / Jun 8, 2015 at 2:42 PM
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    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.05.15

    * Cue the Subway song: 130 Million. 130 Million Dollar. 130 Million Dollar Sandwich! [Law360]

    * Lawyers who denigrate jury duty become inmates who denigrate jury duty. [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

    * Vox gets into the business of opining on law school. It takes a decidedly more enlightened approach than Slate. [Vox]

    * After arresting a guy for crack possession and figuring out it was really “cracker crumbs,” the cops charged the guy with obstruction because admitting you’re wrong is so passé. Thankfully the cooler heads of the judicial system prevailed and the guy is getting a $35,000 settlement for his troubles. Did he have Wheat Thins? Because I’m pretty sure those are crack. [NJ.com]

    * Oil heir Al Hill III, whom we’ve previously described as, “by most accounts, the epitome of the spoiled rich kid you desperately want to punch,” owes his lawyers some money. Like $40.9 million worth. [Texas Lawyer]

    * Crowdsourcing: Is this racist? Personally, I think no if specifically intended as a parody, but we’ll see. [What About Clients?]

    * On Tuesday, June 23, David and Seventh Circuit Judge John Tinder will be discussing “Judging, Clerking, Ethics, and Ambition” in the context of Supreme Ambitions (affiliate link) at the Conrad Indianapolis at 50 West Washington. So, you know, swipe right if you’re excited about seeing Judge Tinder. Full details at the link.
    [Federalist Society]

    8 Comments / / Jun 5, 2015 at 5:01 PM
  • money cash pile of money benjamins

    Law Schools, Sports

    No. No One Would Choose Law Over More Money And Fame.

    It’s cute to act like a bad law job with a dead-end degree is going to turn out for the best, but let’s be real.

    31 Comments / / Jun 5, 2015 at 2:34 PM