Juggalo Law
Posts by Juggalo Law
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Sports, Women's Issues
Women Lose Fight, Knee Ligaments
Canada. Where lawlessness, mysogyny, and general moose-rapery reign. -
Holidays and Seasons, Money, Rudeness, Student Loans
Season's Greetings From Your Loan Servicer
No one wants to hear from their loan servicer during the holidays. No one. - Sponsored
Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so… -
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Murder, Sports
The Road From Play Action To Plagiarism Is... Murder!!!
The level of butthurt from Aaron Hernandez's lawyers is astounding. -
Drugs, Sports
Reefer Sadness
On Wednesday, a race car driver named Smoke got off and it may be because the one he smote may have smoked -
Football, Sports, Violence
Well Bully For John Mara And Art Rooney
In between the pride and the fall, apparently, are a few words about John Mara and Art Rooney's law licenses. -
Copyright, Perverts, Sports
How Not To Write About The Celebrity Hacking Thing
ESPN, your trusted source for manufactured controversy, chose to report on this actual controversy in the most opaque manner possible. -
SCOTUS, Screw-Ups, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Clerks
Supreme Indifference To Truth: 5 Ways SCOTUS Can Avoid Relying On Dubious 'Facts'
The Supreme Court doesn't need facts, which is lucky because they don't have many. - Sponsored
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Sports
Never Forget Steve Stipanovich
Josh Shaw reminded the world that athletes are liars like all of us. -
Gay, International Law, Jews, Richard Posner
Organ Fail
This weekend brought news of a burgeoning overseas market in human organs. And gay eyeballs. If you can't see the connection, allow me... -
Sports
Haters Gonna Hate, Islanders Gonna Lose
Charles Wang is the beleaguered owner of the New York Islanders, a hockey team that you probably haven't thought of in several decades. This week, he was sued. -
Pornography, Sex, Sports
The End Of Amateurism?
Juggalo Law sent us this shortly after the decision came down in the O'Bannon case. He swears that it's all true and we don't have the fact checking department to say otherwise. Enjoy. -
Elizabeth Wurtzel
Naming Conventions And You
But what of the names we call ourselves? Are we lawyers? Attorneys? Un autre petit nom de guerre? Je ne sais pas la réponse. Je suis simplement un clown.
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so…
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How Generative AI Will Improve Legal Service Delivery
Learn how emerging tools will likely change and enhance the work of lawyers for years to come in this new report.
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Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use.
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Profit Powerhouse: Elevating Law Firm Financial Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar on April 10th, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm.
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This AI-Powered Document Tool Will Meet You Where You Are
Lexis Create provides simple access to internal and external knowledge — directly within Microsoft Word.
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Football, Lawyer of the Day, Sports
Flashback Friday: ATL Lawyer of the Year, 1974
The Cleveland Browns win at life... if not football. -
Sports, Women's Issues
Dumb Broad Judges Ruin Sports Best
A new article applauds out-of-touch ignoramuses. Who just happen to be women -
Racism, Sexism, Trademarks
Your Legal Guide To Offensive Trademarks
Everything you ever needed to know about racist trademarks -
Antitrust, Sports
Antitrust You? No, No You Cannot.
Everything you know about antitrust and sports, explained with jokes. -
Football, Murder, Rape
Aaron Hernandez, Televised Golf, and Randomness
When it comes to crime, this week has brought us a bit of a referendum on this topic with one athlete dominating his field while another preaches randomness. -
Andrew Cuomo, Biglaw, Football, Sports, Trademarks
Ask Not What The NFL Can Do For Buffalo
If the Bills stay in Buffalo, lawyers will make New York pay through the flared nostrils. -
Basketball, Football, Racism
The NBA Constitution Is Not A Suicide Pact
My father had a theory. Like most of his theories, he freely admitted that he had probably heard or read it somewhere else. At any rate, the theory involved the scrubs who sat at the end of NBA benches and how a subtle and acceptable racism dictated that those guys who would never see the […]