Juggalo Law
Posts by Juggalo Law
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Football, Sports, Weddings
Florida Lawyer Loves Tebow
A Florida personal injury lawyer takes out an ad begging the Jags to sign Tebow. Hopefully he's a better lawyer than these arguments suggest... -
Baseball, Sports
Wrigley Field Beset By Wealthy Man Looking For A Handout
Another sad story about how a wealthy person needs all of our help. - Sponsored
Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so… -
Crime, Education / Schools, Money, Sex, Student Loans
Nazis! Sex Slaves! Debt!
To debt is human, to forgive is how we stopped the Nazis.
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Crime, Football, Sports
Draft Picks Have Tremendous Criminal 'Upside'
Rating the criminality of 20 years of NFL draft picks. -
Sports, Tax Law
Cleveland Rocks... Potential IRS Fraud From The Owner Of Their Football Team
As Bill Simmons would say, God hates Cleveland... -
Crime, Health Care / Medicine, Law Schools, Masturbation, Small Law Firms, Solo Practitioners
Fap Law: A Meditation on Masturbation
What a jerk-off! There's a lawyer out there who specializes in public-masturbation defense. -
Sports
Amateur Athletics Is A Sham. Girlfriend Don't Care.
My dear sweet girlfriend Stephanie doesn’t understand sports. To nothing and no one in particular, she will say “How can anyone get upset over the results of a game?” I mentally catalog my responses. That it’s a shared culture and every result arrives like a cascade of memories, connecting fathers and sons and entire families. […] -
Baseball, Breasts, Celebrities, Nancy Grace, Quote of the Day, Sports, Television
Nancy Grace's Nipple Says Hi
Nancy Grace's nipple is apparently the cause of all sporting woes. - Sponsored
Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm. -
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Football, Sports
Michael Jordan's Hitler Mustache Can't Ruin The NCAA Tournament
Do you remember Rolando Blackman? His marks do. -
Football, Free Speech, Sports
Can't We Get All Alabama Football Fans Declared Legally Insane?
Free speech, football, and trees. -
Football, Gay, Job Searches, Sports
What The NFL Can Learn From OCI
Avoiding the (pink?) elephant at the combine. -
Football, Police, Sports
The Extrajudicial Proclivities Of The NFL And NCAA
Due Process doesn't seem to be in the NCAA's playbook.
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Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use.
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so…
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Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm.
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The Business Case For AI At Your Law Firm
ChatGPT ushers in the age of generative AI – even for law firms.
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Is The Future Of Law Distributed? Lessons From The Tech Adoption Curve
The rise of remote work has dramatically reshaped the relationship between Lawyers and Law Firms, see how Scale LLP has taken the steps to get…
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Bankruptcy, Barry Bonds, Baseball, Drugs, Football, Sports
NFL QB Takes Out Loans Like Uninformed Law Students
You’ll have to excuse me if this post comes off a bit more confused or muddled than it usually does. It’s being written amidst the swirl and din of Valentine’s Day preparations. This year, I’m making dinner which I thought would be the easier (read: cheaper) option. Listen, there’s a reason I’m poor. And it’s […] -
Basketball, Football, Sports
Mom Hires Lawyer to Force Son to Go To The U. Amateurs!
When I decided to attend the University of Kansas (cheerfully described in its promotional material as the “UMass of the Midwest”), there was very little fanfare. There was no signing ceremony, no stage, no cameras. I dropped the envelope containing my application into the mailbox, raised the little red flag, and went back inside to […] -
Gloria Allred, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: Dude Sounds Like A Lady Edition
I don’t know what Gloria Allred does, exactly. I know she’s nominally an attorney because it says so on her Wikipedia page and also under her head when her head appears on my television screen. It says, “Attorney.” But, despite three years of law school, I have no idea what service she provides her clients. […] -
Basketball, Celebrities, Football, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: The Lies They Tell Ourselves
In today's sports law column: Manti Te'o's alleged 'catfishing' experience, Larry McGuinness's suit against the Spurs, and other sports figures in legal hot water. -
Crime, Drugs, Sports, Texas
Lance Armstrong: Straight From The Horse's Mouth
Straight from the glue factory, a special guest makes an appearance to discuss all of the lawsuits Lance Armstrong is currently facing. -
Drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: Drugs Edition
In today's sports law column: Lance Armstrong's Oprah appearance, Jerry Sandusky's new trial request, and other sports figures in legal hot water. -
Football, Sex, Sports, Television
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: Chad's Johnson
In today's sports law column: Chad Johnson's johnson, Pennsylvania Governor Corbett's suit against the NCAA, and other sports figures in legal hot water.