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Posts by Juggalo Law
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Baseball, Basketball, Copyright, Football, Guns / Firearms, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: Assault Weapons and the 2-3 Zone
In today's sports law column: Jim Boeheim's slam dunk on gun control, Raanan Katz's crazy copyright claim, and other sports figures in legal hot water. -
Football, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: Pushed Off the Team, This Coaching Career Is About to Die
In today's sports law column: Daron Roberts get sacked, the end of Bountygate drama (for now), and other sports figures in legal hot water. 
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Gambling, Gambling / Gaming, Southern Justice, Sports, YouTube
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: College Sports Edition
In today's sports law column: an LSU fan gets teabagged, Chris Cicero gets suspended after the OSU incident, and other sports figures in legal hot water.
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Crime, Fashion, Free Speech, Music
Feline Riot
Do you know what a "balaclava" is? And that wearing one under certain circumstances can be a crime? -
Bad Ideas, Blog Wars, Blogging, Defamation, Federal Government, Free Speech, New Orleans, Rank Stupidity, Technology, U.S. Attorneys Offices
When Anonymous Commenting Goes Wronger
Can you believe what's going on in the U.S. Attorney's Office down in New Orleans? -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 02.24.12
* Georgetown 3L Sandra Fluke testified before Congress yesterday at a hearing regarding the contraception kerfuffle. In related news, condoms are for sailors. [WSJ Washington Wire Blog] * A sex tape featuring John Edwards will be destroyed after a settlement was reached in a civil lawsuit featuring his ex-boo and baby mama Rielle Hunter. Which […]
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Copyright, Intellectual Property, Media and Journalism
AP Sues Meltwater News Claiming Copyright Offense
CHICAGO (ATL) — The Associated Press is suing a digital news distributor, claiming it infringed on AP copyrights. In a story posted yesterday, the AP reported: “The Associated Press is suing a digital news distributor, claiming it infringed on AP copyrights.” Apparently, something called Meltwater News Service has been stealing content from the AP and […] -
Asians, Hotties, Movies, Old People, Privacy, Technology, Women's Issues
Who's the 40-Year-Old Asian Actress Suing the Internet Movie Database for Revealing Her Age?
The Internet Movie Database, aka IMDb, found itself under attack for revealing an actress's age and "real Asian name." Kash detailed the charges last October. A few weeks ago, we noted that the woman would have to put up (her name) or shut up (legally speaking). Well, we don't want to waste any more of your precious time. The grand reveal is finally here. After the jump, pictures of an attractive Asian woman.... 
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Deaths, Football, Sports
Al Davis, R.I.P.
Al Davis shuffled off this mortal coil on Saturday, slipping the surly bonds of earth. Juggalo probably doesn't need to tell you this, but Al Davis epitomized everything this website is about. Through sheer cunning and derring-do, Davis committed his life to two things: lawsuits and trolling the everliving s**t out of the most successful sports league this country has ever known.... -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 08.18.11
* Following up on Matt Taibbi’s article in Rolling Stone, the New York Times reports that an enforcement lawyer at the S.E.C. says thousands of files at the agency were illegally destroyed. Blow the whistle. [New York Times] * Casey Anthony’s attorneys filed an appeal in an attempt to overturn her one-year probation sentence for […]
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ACLU, Breasts, Education / Schools, Feminism, Food, Gender, Kids, Women's Issues
Udderly Deplorable
Heather Burgbacher has filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, claiming that she was fired from her job as a teacher because she had to leave the classroom to pump breast milk. Read on to get the details.... -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.29.11
* Prosecutors plan to use the DNA of a child born to a 14-year-old girl to prove their case against polygamist Warren Jeffs. I’m fresh out of jokes about sex with children. [Reuters] * Madoff trustee Irving Picard doesn’t have standing to pursue some claims against HSBC Bank. Sometimes, he would get bored while censoring […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.28.11
* A judge intends to strike the San Francisco circumcision ban from the November ballot. I’d rather be on the beach, but nobody is linking to this, so I have to. [Seattle Post Intelligencer] * The law firm Bursor & Fisher is using creative means to fight AT&T’s proposed takeover bid of T-Mobile. I’m like […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.27.11
* “TWISTED Anders Breivik’s lawyer yesterday branded him a maniac who pumped himself full of drugs before slaughtering at least 76 people in his Norway rampage.” [The Sun] * American Indian tribes are still struggling to combat crime a year after federal law allowed for harsher sentences by tribal authorities. I’d make a joke here, […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.26.11
* Anders Breivik was denied his soapbox as yesterday’s court appearance was held in private. On a related note, Glenn Beck never disappoints. [Los Angeles Times] * California passed a law that will allow illegal immigrants to pay in-state tuition at California universities. What say you, Cheech? [CNN] * Jenner & Block made a mint […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.25.11
* Where does Amy Winehouse’s estate go? Here’s a suggestion that it goes… wait for it… Back to Blake. Get it? You guys get it. [Gawker] * In the other news that dominated the weekend, Norway’s resident nightmare factory, Anders Breivik, wants to explain himself in court. [Reuters] * Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s accuser has begun her […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.22.11
* James Murdoch may have been lying. That is all. [New York Times] * Bennie Wilcox, a former “dean” of Kaplan “University’s” “law” and “legal” “studies”, was sentenced to a year in prison for posting online threats against the “school.” [Bloomberg] * Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to prevent Maria Shriver from terminating half his assets […]
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Celebrities, Crime, Death Penalty, Kids, Lindsay Lohan, Morning Docket, Texas
Morning Docket: 07.21.11
* Lindsay Lohan is headed back to court today. She’s expected to be arraigned on charges of being the best actress ever. [Hollywood Life] * Another future Nobelist, Kim Kardashian, has filed a lawsuit against the Gap for using what this article calls “a faux-dashian model in a commercial for its Old Navy brand.” May […]
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Biglaw, Drinking, Football, Kramer Levin, Morning Docket, Privacy, Sports, Technology
Morning Docket: 07.20.11
* News Corp. has hired Paul Weiss attorney Mark Mendelsohn, a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act expert, to advise them. In related news, Chuck Norris has hired Wendi Deng Murdoch to advise him. [WSJ Law Blog] * Utah’s goofy liquor laws are examined in this New York Times article. The restrictive laws clearly came out of […]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.18.11
* The arrest of Rebekah Brooks over the weekend only complicates the investigation into News Corp. phone-hacking. I like her hair. I only have one question. [Bloomberg] * What (and where) becomes of Casey Anthony now that she’s out? Y’know, F. Scott Fitzgerald once opined that “There are no second acts in American lives. But […]
