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  • Junie Hoang Huang Hoang small

    Asians, Hotties, Movies, Old People, Privacy, Technology, Women's Issues

    Who’s the 40-Year-Old Asian Actress Suing the Internet Movie Database for Revealing Her Age?

    The Internet Movie Database, aka IMDb, found itself under attack for revealing an actress’s age and “real Asian name.” Kash detailed the charges last October. A few weeks ago, we noted that the woman would have to put up (her name) or shut up (legally speaking). Well, we don’t want to waste any more of your precious time. The grand reveal is finally here. After the jump, pictures of an attractive Asian woman….

    29 Comments / / Jan 9, 2012 at 10:06 AM
  • Deaths, Football, Sports

    Al Davis, R.I.P.

    Al Davis shuffled off this mortal coil on Saturday, slipping the surly bonds of earth. Juggalo probably doesn’t need to tell you this, but Al Davis epitomized everything this website is about. Through sheer cunning and derring-do, Davis committed his life to two things: lawsuits and trolling the everliving s**t out of the most successful sports league this country has ever known….

    72 Comments / / Oct 10, 2011 at 12:11 PM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 08.18.11

    * Following up on Matt Taibbi’s article in Rolling Stone, the New York Times reports that an enforcement lawyer at the S.E.C. says thousands of files at the agency were illegally destroyed. Blow the whistle. [New York Times] * Casey Anthony’s attorneys filed an appeal in an attempt to overturn her one-year probation sentence for […]

    2 Comments / / Aug 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM
  • ACLU, Breasts, Education / Schools, Feminism, Food, Gender, Kids, Women's Issues

    Udderly Deplorable

    Heather Burgbacher has filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, claiming that she was fired from her job as a teacher because she had to leave the classroom to pump breast milk. Read on to get the details….

    82 Comments / / Aug 17, 2011 at 10:14 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.29.11

    * Prosecutors plan to use the DNA of a child born to a 14-year-old girl to prove their case against polygamist Warren Jeffs. I’m fresh out of jokes about sex with children. [Reuters] * Madoff trustee Irving Picard doesn’t have standing to pursue some claims against HSBC Bank. Sometimes, he would get bored while censoring […]

    20 Comments / / Jul 29, 2011 at 9:16 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.28.11

    * A judge intends to strike the San Francisco circumcision ban from the November ballot. I’d rather be on the beach, but nobody is linking to this, so I have to. [Seattle Post Intelligencer] * The law firm Bursor & Fisher is using creative means to fight AT&T’s proposed takeover bid of T-Mobile. I’m like […]

    7 Comments / / Jul 28, 2011 at 9:15 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.27.11

    * “TWISTED Anders Breivik’s lawyer yesterday branded him a maniac who pumped himself full of drugs before slaughtering at least 76 people in his Norway rampage.” [The Sun] * American Indian tribes are still struggling to combat crime a year after federal law allowed for harsher sentences by tribal authorities. I’d make a joke here, […]

    18 Comments / / Jul 27, 2011 at 9:05 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.26.11

    * Anders Breivik was denied his soapbox as yesterday’s court appearance was held in private. On a related note, Glenn Beck never disappoints. [Los Angeles Times] * California passed a law that will allow illegal immigrants to pay in-state tuition at California universities. What say you, Cheech? [CNN] * Jenner & Block made a mint […]

    4 Comments / / Jul 26, 2011 at 9:05 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.25.11

    * Where does Amy Winehouse’s estate go? Here’s a suggestion that it goes… wait for it… Back to Blake. Get it? You guys get it. [Gawker] * In the other news that dominated the weekend, Norway’s resident nightmare factory, Anders Breivik, wants to explain himself in court. [Reuters] * Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s accuser has begun her […]

    8 Comments / / Jul 25, 2011 at 9:12 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.22.11

    * James Murdoch may have been lying. That is all. [New York Times] * Bennie Wilcox, a former “dean” of Kaplan “University’s” “law” and “legal” “studies”, was sentenced to a year in prison for posting online threats against the “school.” [Bloomberg] * Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to prevent Maria Shriver from terminating half his assets […]

    5 Comments / / Jul 22, 2011 at 9:10 AM
  • Celebrities, Crime, Death Penalty, Kids, Lindsay Lohan, Morning Docket, Texas

    Morning Docket: 07.21.11

    * Lindsay Lohan is headed back to court today. She’s expected to be arraigned on charges of being the best actress ever. [Hollywood Life] * Another future Nobelist, Kim Kardashian, has filed a lawsuit against the Gap for using what this article calls “a faux-dashian model in a commercial for its Old Navy brand.” May […]

    11 Comments / / Jul 21, 2011 at 9:12 AM
  • Biglaw, Drinking, Football, Kramer Levin, Morning Docket, Privacy, Sports, Technology

    Morning Docket: 07.20.11

    * News Corp. has hired Paul Weiss attorney Mark Mendelsohn, a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act expert, to advise them. In related news, Chuck Norris has hired Wendi Deng Murdoch to advise him. [WSJ Law Blog] * Utah’s goofy liquor laws are examined in this New York Times article. The restrictive laws clearly came out of […]

    28 Comments / / Jul 20, 2011 at 9:03 AM
  • Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 07.18.11

    * The arrest of Rebekah Brooks over the weekend only complicates the investigation into News Corp. phone-hacking. I like her hair. I only have one question. [Bloomberg] * What (and where) becomes of Casey Anthony now that she’s out? Y’know, F. Scott Fitzgerald once opined that “There are no second acts in American lives. But […]

    16 Comments / / Jul 18, 2011 at 9:06 AM
  • Crime, Litigators, Murder, Trials

    People Email Me Things

    About a month ago, our writer Juggalo Law levied some “thoughtful criticisms” against Jose Baez, suggesting that Baez may have been in over his head on the Casey Anthony case. But after the verdict was in, Juggalo received a missive worthy of being read from “Attorney Baez.” Satire sure is fun.

    63 Comments / / Jul 6, 2011 at 10:12 AM
  • Golf, Kids, Sports

    Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around The Corner…

    When I was a little kid, my cousin and I set up a produce stand in front of my grandparents’ house. Splayed out on an uneven card table, we offered a variety of bruised, battered, and misshapen produce. From an oblong cantaloupe to a nicked-up watermelon, our “stand” carried the bounty of my grandfather’s patch […]

    25 Comments / / Jun 20, 2011 at 4:31 PM
  • Crime, Litigators, Murder, Nancy Grace, Television, Trials

    Fear And Loathing, The Squeakquel

    I knew the moment would come when I’d have to watch a full hour of Nancy Grace and I was not looking forward to it. The daytime anchors and hosts had been mere fluffers for Nancy Grace’s performance at night and there were multiple teases to her show throughout the day. For Nancy Grace is […]

    29 Comments / / Jun 14, 2011 at 7:30 PM
  • Crime, Litigators, Murder, Nancy Grace, Television, Trials

    Fear And Loathing On Headline News

    On Sunday night, I was sitting on my couch eating Chicken McNuggets®, when Lat Skyped™ me. The following is a faithful transcript of our conversation. Lat: Hey Juggs, I’ve got an assignment for you. Wait, why aren’t you wearing a shirt? Me: Why are you wearing a top hat? L: Touché. Listen, I have an […]

    31 Comments / / Jun 14, 2011 at 10:06 AM
  • Crime, Lawyer of the Day, Litigators, Murder, Trials

    Lawyer of the Day: Jose Baez, Counsel to Casey Anthony

    Anyone who is a lawyer knows that sinking feeling. The feeling that comes when someone else finds out you’re a lawyer and starts telling you about whatever garden-variety awfulness has visited their lives. They prattle on about who knows what, because you’ve tuned out. But they keep going and the inevitable finally arrives at the […]

    110 Comments / / Jun 10, 2011 at 3:38 PM

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