Marin
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Posts by Marin
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Associate Advice, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Ticking Time Bomb
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL, I have a pet peeve. When scheduling conference calls, certain people, particularly associates at firms representing codefendants, frequently identify the time zone as “EST” or “PST” when we’re on daylight savings time. Of course the writer means “EDT” or “PDT,” and everyone acts as […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: Too Good for $10?
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com ATL, I wasn’t going to send this in to ATL until I saw a post that informed me that some other schools will actually pay employers to try out their students post-graduation. Here at Northwestern U, graduates lacking jobs get insulting offers […] - Sponsored
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Biglaw, Job Searches, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com ATL – It’s that time of the year again when law school administrators lead law student cattle into the big law meat processing plant: OCI time. I’m a rising 2L at a T-14 law school with decent grades. My question to you […]
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Associate Advice, Gay, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, pls hndle thx, Sex
Pls Hndle Thx: The Most Insane Question You've Ever Read, Guaranteed
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com Ed. note II: Holy s**t. Dear ATL, I was a summer associate at a mid-sized AmLaw 100 firm in ’07, where I was assigned a mentor (hereinafter “Mentor”) who was a junior associate that summer. I am now a junior-ish associate at the […] -
Associate Advice, Fashion, Gender, Health Care / Medicine, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Eyes Are the Window to Flex Spending Accounts
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, I work in Manhattan and it’s time for me to get a new prescription for my glasses. Some of my friends are saying that I should trade in the glasses for contacts, to make me look young (I’m on the […] -
Associate Advice, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: The FAQs
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Here at the Pls Hndle Thx factory located in my parents’ basement, we receive hundreds of emails a week begging us for advice. And by “hundreds of emails,” I mean two, one of which I’m pretty confident Elie writes and sends from […] -
Reality TV, Romance and Dating, Television
Meet This Season's Lawyers from The Bachelorette
This past Monday, middle-aged housewives, quadriplegics who were not able to turn the channel, and yours truly tuned into the 763rd 20th season of The Bachelor franchise. This season stars Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky, an unemployed 25-year-old who quit her job at Facebook and moved back in with her parents to be on the show. Fans […] -
pls hndle thx, Technology
Pls Hndle Thx: Ok Computer
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Hey Above the Law, I am a litigation associate at a well-respected established Denver firm. My computer is 6 years old. Yes, six, as in SIX M*****F*****G YEARS OLD. It is safe to guess that I spend at least 10% of my […] - Sponsored
Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
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Pls Hndle Thx: A Cry for Yelp
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, I’m a future 1L and I’m doing a little pre-law education worrying. I have to apply to the bar in my state in October for a background check. The Florida Bar doesn’t check social networking sites right now, but there […] -
Associate Advice, Law Professors, Law Schools, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Hot for Teacher
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, What do you think about becoming a law professor? Is it a good gig? Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, that I have an appropriate resume to get hired as a law professor (summa cum laude from a tier-1 […] -
Federal Government, Job Searches, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Dream On
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, What is your take on young associates taking pseudo-legal positions for the time being? I am strongly considering taking a job in DC (after all, it beat my current location, Chicago, in your brackets) with a federal agency. The position […] -
Fat People, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Great Taste, Less Filling
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL – Can you do a post on how to avoid the first year “fifteen” or “thirty,” besides the usual diet and exercise? Or, better yet, explain why it is that every male associate here is huge and has gained a ton […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: High Holy Days
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. This week, we didn’t receive our usual “deluge” of reader questions. Rather than make up some crap question that you don’t care about, Elie and I thought we’d honor this most holy time in the Judeo-Christian calendar with a song and dance […]
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Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use.
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so…
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Is The Future Of Law Distributed? Lessons From The Tech Adoption Curve
The rise of remote work has dramatically reshaped the relationship between Lawyers and Law Firms, see how Scale LLP has taken the steps to get…
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Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm.
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The Business Case For AI At Your Law Firm
ChatGPT ushers in the age of generative AI – even for law firms.
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Job Survey, Layoffs, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: High Anxiety
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, So I got Lathamed from my job last year. It was tough but I eventually found a job that I like. However, I live in constant fear of being Lathamed again. I guess since it came out of nowhere last […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: Taking the Intern Out of Internship
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear ATL, Like many 2009 grads, I’m jobless, but not workless. I started an unpaid internship for a local government in January. They’ve been giving me a full caseload (as much as they give other employed attorneys), but no indication that they’re […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: On Multiple Bars & Migrant Workers
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL, I am a junior associate with a good job, but sadly, job security for attorneys in this market is virtually non-existent. Especially in the secondary market in which I work. If I were ever to lose my job, finding another one […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: Is It In You?
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL, So today I told the head of our group and the assigning partner that I was done with empty calorie document review (yes, I used that term). Their response was less than understanding — something about my needing to have a […] -
pls hndle thx, Romance and Dating, Weddings
Pls Hndle Thx: A Life Settlement
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL, With Valentine’s Day coming up, do you think there is any merit to the argument that people should settle when they are trying to find a mate? Is there particular merit to this claim as to (busy) attorneys? Litigate or Settle […] -
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Pls Hndle Thx: The *Other* Gang Bang
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. ATL – I am a first-year litigation associate at a large law firm. Although I never really had any interest in doing transactional work, it has recently dawned on me that working in litigation severely limits my ability to transfer to my […] -
Associate Advice, pls hndle thx
Pls Hndle Thx: Can I Touch You There
Ed. note: Have a question for next week? Send it in to advice@abovethelaw.com. Dear Pls Hndle, Recently, I was at a bar after work with a few other associates from my firm who are on the same case as me. I was drunkenly flirting with one of the midlevels on the case, whom I thought […]