Okay, they're not really "new"; they were issued last month, which is when we started getting blast emails from law firms touting their strong showings. But as TaxProf Blog recently reminded us, the influential Chambers USA rankings, of law firms and individual attorneys, are now available.

If you're not familiar with them, the Chambers rankings are explained well in this New York Observer piece, from 2005, by Anna Schneider-Mayerson:

In a market choked with legal directories consisting solely of the dry vitae and coordinates of the top practitioners, the [Chambers USA guide], a real doorstop at nearly 1,500 pages, has a colorful Zagat-style take on the field. It not only ranks the top dogs in each field of law, pitting them against each other in neat little blue charts, it also assesses the lawyers who make it onto its lists, complete with coddling commentary from clients and peers.... It's perfect for lawyers: rational and ordered, yet gossipy in its own guarded and libel-checked way. And taken as a whole, it's becoming the field guide par excellence to Manhattan's legal set.

If you have any thoughts on this year's rankings -- who was justly praised, who got shafted, who's overrated, who received amusing / snarky comments from reviewers -- feel free to share, in this open thread.

Chambers USA law firm and lawyer rankings [official website]
Law Firm Corporate Tax Rankings [TaxProf Blog]
I'll See You in Chambers! Lawyers Ga-Ga for Guide [New York Observer]

On Tuesday evening, we attended An Evening with Justice Antonin Scalia, sponsored by the Washington, DC Lawyers Chapter of the Federalist Society. Justice Scalia spoke about his new book, Making Your Case: The Art of Persuading Judges; took questions on a wide range of subjects, during an impressively long Q-and-A session; and signed copies of his book for the adoring masses.

The event took place in a packed ballroom -- standing room only -- at the Marriott Wardman Park. If you're interested, you can read a more detailed write-up, after the jump.

Julie Buxbaum is a Harvard alumna and lawyer turned novelist. Her first book, The Opposite of Love, is getting favorable reviews. As we've written about before, she's signed a deal for two books, so it's a good sign that the first is being well-received.

For the lawyers who want to be writers: her advance was likely in excess of $500,000.

Carrie Bradshaw's Smarter Sister [Washington Post]
The Opposite of Love [Amazon]

We're tired of the national lovefest for Barack Obama that is currently underway. It seems that Senator Obama, barely halfway through his first term in the U.S. Senate, can do no wrong -- and the divalicious Hillary Clinton, the fabulous former first lady who also has a complete (and highly successful) Senate term under the belt of her pantsuit, can do no right.

Everybody loves Barack. The 2008 election has turned into a run for class president, Barack is the "Cool Kid," and Hillary is the nerd -- the Tracy Flick character from Election.

Lawyers seems to love Obama, especially young, starry-eyed law firm associates. But general counsels have a weakness for him too, as reported today in Corporate Counsel:

The nation's best-paid general counsel have a clear favorite in the presidential race: Barack Obama. In the run-up to the primary season, the Illinois senator received more money from the in-house legal elite than any other candidate....

A total of 29 GCs in the top 100 have contributed to a presidential candidate so far (five gave to more than one campaign). Eight legal chiefs gave Obama a total of $20,600; Hillary Clinton raised $14,500 from six; and Christopher Dodd netted $13,000 from eight.

And publishers like to throw money at Obama too. From a post over the weekend at Boston Now:

[P]residential candidate Barack "No Experience" Obama apparently has no program for reducing foreign corporate control of the U.S. book publishing industry and other U.S. media industries.

One reason Obama might not want to propose that U.S. anti-trust laws be enforced against German media conglomerates like Bertelsmann AG is that between Election Day 2004 and his swearing in as a Senator, Obama was given a $1.7 million two-book contract by the Random House/Crown Publishers/Alfred Knopf subsidiary division of Bertelsmann AG. By signing his lucrative book contract with the German media conglomerate's U.S. subsidiary before taking office, Obama did not fall under various requirements for disclosure and reporting that applies to members of Congress who accept money from U.S. media conglomerates.

We could offer some snarky quip, but will refrain. Senator Obama complied with all applicable legal and ethical rules. His deal was brokered by Robert Barnett of Williams & Connolly, the D.C. superlawyer who brokered a similar book deal for Hillary Clinton, also hammered out right before she took office.

And Hillary is our girl. If loving her is wrong, we don't want to be right.

Update: This video, in which HRC gets a bit choked up, is awesome. She's the most effective politically when she's the most personal. Remember how her political career was launched, after she was humanized as the wronged woman in L'Affaire Lewinsky?

Further Update: In the comments, some of you suggest that this post would be more appropriate for our personal blog. Thanks for the unsolicited advice, which we have taken.

We offer additional thoughts about Hillary, Obama, and the amazing video clip, in this post on our personal blog. The post's title: "Could this be Hillary's anti-Scream, her anti-Macaca moment? Could this video clip save her faltering campaign?"

The GCs' Choice: Obama [Corporate Counsel]
Obama's $1.7 Million Book Contract [Boston Now]

Our latest legal celebrity sighting: Justice Antonin Scalia, spotted at Georgetown University Law Center. He is believed to have been at GULC to speak to a con law class.

Of the current justices on the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia clearly inspires the greatest amount of fanatical devotion. How many other justices have their own fansite?

(Okay, Justice Thomas has one too. And with his new, bestselling memoir, My Grandfather's Son, he's definitely building a fan base. But we still think that Justice Scalia has the most groupies of any member of the SCOTUS.)

And how many other justices are asked to sign students' laptop computers? This student, who had his laptop autographed by AS, was proudly displaying his computer to his classmates, saying that he felt Scalia had "blessed" his laptop for the upcoming exams.

With such a large and devoted following, we have a feeling that Justice Scalia's forthcoming book -- Making Your Case: The Art of Persuading Judges, a guide to persuasive legal writing and oral advocacy, which he's writing together with legendary legal writing teacher Bryan Garner -- will sell pretty well too.

Scalia to Join Supreme Court Book Club [Legal Times]

* Are you in DC and looking for something cool to do later tonight? Attend the talk and book signing for Professor Daniel Solove's latest work, The Future of Reputation (previously discussed here). [Concurring Opinions]

* Are lawyers really a**holes? Or are they just doing their jobs? [WSJ Law Blog]

* Some thoughts on possibly increased bank regulation, from our colleague, John Carney: "Resistance to a new wave of banking regulation requiring bank breakups and dividing Wall Street according to regulatory fiats rather than market demand is likely to be weak in an era when many think the financial supermarket model has failed.... No one expends much time, money or energy defending a right to do something they don’t want to do anyway." [DealBreaker]

* Don't forget to vote for ATL! Even if you did so before, you can do so again -- once every 24 hours, ending November 8th. [2007 Weblog Awards]

You can find the weirdest s**t on Craigslist:

I'm creating a proposal for a downtown performance art show based on US sex laws - the quirkier the better. There are many lists online of these laws, but it's really hard to find the actual statute or case number. In some cases, they either don't exist or are changed to sound funny but the actual law is not so strange. Like, if its illegal to bring an animal into a public space, you could say that porcupines are not allowed at the opera but then neither is a dog. So much for your funny porcupine law.

The strength of the show is based on the truth - like the real Texas law where having 7 or more sex toys in your possession is "intent to distribute". I'm looking to see if some defunct laws ever existed - like the supposed Florida law that banned unmarried women from parachuting on Sundays.

If you even understand what I'm going for and have access to a law library (online or brick&mortar), please contact me.

Cheers,
Gabrielle

Our tipster writes: "I'd take it on myself, but I'm not sure how I'd bill it. I know Loyola 2L is pretty hard up; perhaps he could use the extra bucks. Plus, something tells me Gabrielle's gotta be hot (Roissy would surely agree)."

Gabrielle: you might want to drop Howard Bashman a line. He is a recognized authority on sex toys (as a legal if not practical matter).

Update: A diligent associate at a bonus-bestowing firm recommends A Guide to America's Sex Laws, by no less an authority than the eminent Judge Richard Posner.

But this sex law compendium might come with a big red flag over it, in the wake of Lawrence v. Texas. The diligent associate points out: "Note that it's out of date, coming as it did in the Bowers era."

RESEARCH - Strange Laws for Performance Piece (Lower East Side) [Craigslist]

When we previously wrote about author-turned-lawyer Elizabeth Wurtzel, whom we honored as a Summer Associate of the Day, you had some strong reactions. Now Ms. Wurtzel, a Yale Law School student who summered at WilmerHale, is in the news once again. We expect no shortage of reader opinions.

Wurtzel is the subject of a generally flattering profile in the Sunday Styles section of the New York Times. It's quite interesting; read it in full here. This struck us as the money quote (quite literally):

Although Ms. Wurtzel received a $500,000 advance for her second book, “Bitch” (and half of that for “More, Now, Again”), she took out loans to pay for her education. Yale’s law school tuition this year is $43,750.

“I’m badly in debt,” she said. “It’s got to be in the six figures.” Ms. Wurtzel has until Nov. 15 to take up WilmerHale’s job offer. She also has an essay collection in the works but no publisher yet.

We realize cocaine is expensive, but we still don't understand how authors can blow (haha) through six-figure advances so quickly. What next? Will Jessica Cutler, who recently declared bankruptcy, matriculate at Harvard Law School?

Discussion resumes after the jump.

In case you haven't noticed, we have thing for law librarians around here. We've given them their own category tag, and we previously held a law librarian hotties contest (male nominees here, female nominees here, and winners here).

In our recent New York Observer column about Cadwalader, we also tried to include a shout-out to their super-cool library staff, based on this New York Times article. It ended up getting cut in the editing process, but we thought we'd mention it here. From a tipster:

The "librarian at a law firm" who was profiled [in the Times] works at Cadwalader. I'd be curious to hear from the ATL posters which other Vault firms feature these alleged "hipster librarians."

So, any takers? Having a team of crack librarians, ready to go to the ends of the earth to find some obscure treatise or track down elusive legislative history, is one of the nice perks of Biglaw life -- as well as life as a law professor or government lawyer, too.

And you might end up getting more than just USCCAN volumes -- you could end up finding love. Justice Samuel A. Alito, you may recall, ended up marrying his office's law librarian. How neat is that?

If you'd like to praise (or complain about) the library staff where you work, please feel free to do so in the comments. Thanks.

A Hipper Crowd of Shushers [New York Times]
Jeffrey Howard Buckley [jehobu.com]

* Who, Exactly, Is A Journalist? [Concurring Opinions]

* Law Student May Have Shot At Textbook With Assault Rifle [JournalGazette]

* Nixon Peabody Links Up With Boutique for London Launch -- Everyone's A Winner! [Law.com]

* Man gets life in 'Curious George' killing [CNN]

* "I'm not a morning person." Child Abuse Excuse Riles Judge [New York Times]

* Courts and the Law: Justice's Blind Trust [CQ Weekly]

* Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama: When They Were Young [New York Magazine]

* The Carnival of the Capitalists #211 includes law blogs this week.

* Clarence Darrow? How cliche. Anywho, this guy is now a New Mexico Supreme Court justice. [Albuquerque Journal (free trial pass required) and New Mexico Business Weekly, via How Appealing]

* Step 1: Stop killing monks. [Jurist]

* Death for the death penalty? [New York Times]

* Latham lawyer DQ'ed in KPMG trial. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Thomas in the ATL. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

During one of our darkest hours as a law firm associate, when we were at our most stressed and depressed, we tried to boost our morale by typing up a Word document entitled "Things I Like About My Job." Here's an excerpt:

-- My Blackberry and (free) cell phone.

-- My laptop.

-- Really good health insurance.

-- Having a secretary.

But in reality, we didn't use our secretary very much. Her primary duty was to assist us in printing out correspondence so that the text of letters fell below the sprawling firm letterhead.

We didn't know how to best utilize our secretary. And based on your emails, it seems we're not alone:

"You should do a post on secretaries. I have no idea what to do with mine other than expense reports. I think junior associates would appreciate it!"

"How about an open thread on what attorneys have their secretaries do? A lot of us first-year associates starting now have no idea how to use them. This applies to both transactional lawyers and litigators."

We're guessing our correspondents don't have this secretary.

Here are a few other topics to add to the mix:

"You really should do an ATL piece on secretaries. E.g., how many high-powered partners are run by their secretaries, with their secretaries as the gatekeepers; how many leading lawyers couldn't live without their secretaries, taking them from one position to the next."

So here's an open thread for discussion of Biglaw secretaries / administrative assistants. Any secretaries who are reading this site should feel free to chime in too -- we know you have a lot to say about your bosses. In fact, some of you could even fill a book with your gripes (see link below). Thanks.

The Diary of a Mad Legal Secretary [Amazon.com]

Earlier this year, we visited Bloomington, Indiana, where we spoke at the Indiana University School of Law. We enjoyed our visit. The students we met were cool, friendly, and well-adjusted (especially for law students).

But we never met this guy. From the Indy Star:

An Indiana University law student suspected of firing shots outside of an apartment building on Bloomington's southwestside today is in custody, police said.

Jesse Sneed, 27, Wood River, Ill., is charged with criminal recklessness with a weapon. He was arrested about 8:15 a.m. when he tried to sneak out of the building and drive away in a vehicle, police said. Police officers secured the scene about 11:30 a.m.

A message from the law school's dean, plus some weird details about the incident, after the jump.

Welcome. If you're at home, tune in to C-SPAN, which is rebroadcasting the recent book party for Justice Clarence Thomas. Justice Thomas's eagerly anticipated memoir, My Grandfather's Son, is now in bookstores -- and topping the bestseller charts (to the relief of his publisher, HarperCollins, which reportedly paid him a $1.5 million advance).

7:05: The party is being held at the elegant, red-brick Capitol Hill home of radio host and syndicated columnist Armstrong Williams. Expected to attend: 250 guests, including six Supreme Court justices, Vice President Dick Cheney, and several U.S. senators.

Armstrong Williams is interviewed. He explains that the party has been in the works since June. An overwhelming turnout is expected; more people were turned away than allowed to attend.

7:08: Justice Thomas climbs the stairs. When he enters the kitchen -- which is right at the top of the stairs, and thus (oddly) where everyone enters and exits -- he’s greeted by hearty applause.

Various guests hug him. One guest gushes over his 60 Minutes appearance. CT explains that CBS News made no promises about the nature of its coverage. Interesting. Considering how flattering that segment was, and how uncritical Steve Kroft was in his questioning of Justice Thomas, one might have suspected that Brangelina-type stipulations were in place.

More after the jump.

* Humor for tax lawyers. [TaxProf Blog]

* Additional thoughts on the Judge Samuel Kent case, from Ilya Somin. [Volokh Conspiracy]

* Best magistrate judgeship ever? [San Jose Mercury News]

* Charlie Savage, whose book party we recently attended, is on the Colbert Report tonight. [Comedy Central]

* Also on television tonight (opposite the Colbert Report): Jan Crawford Greenburg interviews Justice Clarence Thomas, for Nightline. [ABC News]

More good press for Jeffrey Toobin's new book, The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court. It scored a front-page review in the New York Times Book Review, which is the Holy Grail of the publishing industry.

But we're partial to this great Slate piece, by Emily Bazelon and Dahlia Lithwick (two of our favorite Supreme Court correspondents). Bazelon and Lithwick conduct a meta-review of critical reactions to Jeff Toobin's book, which they use as a jumping off point for broader reflections on media coverage of the Court. They include a generous shout-out to ATL:

One of the oddest byproducts of the Internet has been the growth industry that is the Supreme Court gossip blog. These folks are less interested in the court as the place where Law Is Born, or where Politics Really Come From, and more fascinated by which clerks are sleeping with whom, and how much they earn while doing it.

No blog has a better bead on those items than David Lat's Above the Law. Sure, ATL invariably tends to reduce the entire sweep of modern constitutional history to a form of girl-on-girl Jell-O-wrestling. But then at bottom, what else is there?

As one reader jokingly suggested, "Looks like your Facebook group membership finally paid off!"

Nine Ways To Read The Nine [Slate]
Meet the Supremes [New York Times Book Review]

Last night's Colbert Report was a bonanza for law nerds. The featured guest was Jeffrey Toobin, who spoke about his new book, The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court. Toobin and Colbert had a relaxed and easy rapport, and their conversation was highly entertaining -- perhaps the best CR appearance since Neal Katyal. You can check out Stephen Colbert's interview of Jeff Toobin by clicking here.

Before turning to the SCOTUS, they discussed the most recent legal troubles of O.J. Simpson. As you may recall, Toobin was one of the lead correspondents on the original O.J. trial, as well as the author of a bestselling book about it, The Run of His Life. Toobin summarized the defense strategy in the armed robbery case against Simpson as follows: "If it's his s***, you must acquit."

But that's not all! There was a special shout-out to Bingham McCutchen, during the ThreatDown.

More details, plus a video clip, after the jump.

We continue our occasional series on Ex-Lawyers of the Day, with this interesting email from a Biglaw tipster:

In the interest of lawyers turned novelists turned vigilantes -- this is for all of us who have received several calls an hour from headhunters -- the email below deserves a mention in your blog.

Rudy Delson is a former Simpson attorney who left law firm life for fairer pastures in Brooklyn to write a novel. His book is being published today. There are lawyers in the book. I understand it may even be literature.

Here's an explanatory email, from Delson to our tipster:

So, check this out. When I worked at Simpson, I saved the email address of every headhunter who ever contacted me. And then this morning, I was able to send them this...

Rudy Delson's blast email / spam to the headhunters, after the jump.

Okay, so the folks over at TMZ.com don't chase them around yet. But here at ATL, we adore legal celebrities -- and invite you to send in your encounters with them, for our Eyes of the Law sightings column.

Last Friday, for lovers of legal boldface names from the left or the right, William & Mary School of Law was the place to be:

William and Mary Law School (and the College) had a series of speakers of today, all wedged into a very tight schedule. They included:

At noon, former Dean of UC Irvine School of Law Erwin Chemerinsky. Unfortunately, I didn't go to his talk, so I can't say whether he talked about the controversy.

At 1 PM, UC Berkley professor (and evil incarnate if you believe some blogs) John Yoo spoke. Yoo said in his introduction that he was being "wedged in" between "the former Dean of UC Irvine" and Stuart Taylor, who was speaking at 2 on his book on the Duke rape case, "Until Proven Innocent."

We also had a panel on Saturday on "Judicial Modesty," which included such leading lights as Dahlia Lithwick, Michael McConnell, Carter Phillips and Jeffrey Rosen. See here (PDF).

Quite the weekend for legal geeks! (Er. You know. If I was one of them).

Although this tipster wasn't at the Chemerinsky talk, other ATL readers were. Check out this video, posted on the blog of the W&M chapter of the American Constitution Society. Isn't Chemerinsky adorable?

Additional discussion of the Erwin Chemerinsky and John Yoo appearances, after the jump.

New Yorker writer Jeffrey Toobin's exciting new book, The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, is being released tomorrow. But it's already provoking some interesting discussion in the blogosphere. See, e.g., this post by Professor Rick Garnett (esp. the comments).

And it's garnering some favorable reviews. The dean of the Supreme Court press corps, Nina Totenberg of NPR, has given The Nine her blessing.

How does The Nine compare to other recent books about the Supreme Court? Here is Totes's take:

Jeffrey Rosen's book about famous court personalities and rivalries is an interesting history packed into a professorial thesis. [A] biography of Justice Clarence Thomas by the Washington Post's Kevin Merida and Michael Fletcher is a credible, but limited, look at the justice. In addition, Thomas himself was paid a reported $1 million to write a book that is slated to come out this fall.

If you're interested in the Supreme Court as an institution and as a collection of personalities, though, Toobin's is the book to read.

Hey Nina, what about the book by that rather attractive lady reporter?

Supreme Conflict, by ABC's Jan Crawford Greenburg, contains a fair amount of good conservative gossip about the nomination of Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito, but it lacks the balance, substance, and context of Toobin's book.

Ouch. Jan, remember all those nice things you had to say about Nina? Care to take any of them back?

Toobin's 'The Nine' Reveals Politics of High Court [NPR]
"The Nine" [PrawfsBlawg]

Earlier: In Defense of Nina: Jan Crawford Greenburg