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McKee Nelson to... Boob Cups?(Plus a digression on beauty queens in the law.)
As the BLT reported earlier this month, McKee Nelson has hired beauty queen Chelsey Rodgers, a 3L at Howard University Law School, who will be D.C.’s representative in the Miss USA competition. Although the firm has been trying to thin its ranks, we’re sure that they can find room for Ms. Rodgers (just as Thacher […] -
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If the Bra Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
We tend to focus more on domestic legal news, but every now and then, we’ll make an exception. From the AFP: A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career — they also helped her overturn a court verdict. The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena […] - Sponsored
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Arnold & Porter, Biglaw, Breasts, Food, Kids, Perks / Fringe Benefits, Pregnancy / Paternity
Biglaw Perk Watch: Good News for Parents, from Davis Polk and Arnold & Porter
Sometimes we wish we had the breastses. Then we could enjoy the luxurious lactation room at Davis Polk & Wardwell. Back in this post, we wrote about the lactation room at Simpson Thacher & Bartlett. We’re sure it’s plenty nice. But we doubt it’s as snazzy as what the competition on the other side of […]
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5th Circuit, Breasts, Federal Judges, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Perverts, Reader Polls, Samuel Kent
Judge Samuel Kent: A Bigger Horndog Than Bill Clinton?
As regular ATL readers will recall, Judge Samuel B. Kent (S.D. Texas) is currently on leave from the bench (although still collecting his $165,200 salary). The Fifth Circuit suspended him after allegations of what it described as sexual harassment. But Judge Kent’s troubles may not be over yet. From the Galveston County Daily News (via […] -
Airplanes / Aviation, Breasts, Law Schools, Nude Dancing
Throw Your 'Legs in the Air' Like You Just Don't Care?
Remember Kyla Ebbert, the comely young woman whose sexy outfit was deemed too revealing for flight by Southwest Airlines? We mentioned her story in passing back in this post (fourth link). Well, it seems that Ms. Ebbert is back in the news — er, nude. From the AP: A 23-year-old college student who was told […] -
Breasts, Federal Judges, Judge of the Day, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Rudeness, Samuel Kent, Sexual Harassment
Judge Samuel Kent Just Wants a Hug. Is That So Wrong?(Well, throw in a BJ and some breastfeeding, and yeah.)
Judge Samuel B. Kent (S.D. Texas) joins Judge Elizabeth Halverson and Chief Judge Edward Nottingham in our Judge of the Day Hall of Fame. He will no longer be eligible for recognition as a Judge of the Day, having transcended this award. Why is Judge Kent deserving of induction? In the Houston Chronicle, Lise Olsen […] -
Breasts, Fabulosity, Federal Judges, Hotties, Pictures, Ursula Ungaro
The Eyes of the Law: Judge Ursula Ungaro Parties With Judge Alex
Federal judge Ursula Mancusi Ungaro was sighted at a recent “Constitution Day Party” down in Miami. She posed for photos with other guests — including TV judge Alex E. Ferrer, better known to television audiences as Judge Alex. This photo of Judge Ungaro and Judge Alex, by lawyer-blogger David Oscar Marcus, was our favorite. Behold […] -
Breasts, Feminism, Food, Gender, Kids, Perks / Fringe Benefits
Biglaw Perk Watch: Lactation Rooms
We continue our series profiling the perks or fringe benefits of life at a large law firm. This one may be the breast one yet. From a (male) tipster: A friend of mine ran across this Simpson Thatcher perk: “The Firm maintains a lactation room for new mothers in each of its New York, Los […] - Sponsored
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Breasts, Hillary Clinton, New Jersey, Non-Sequiturs, Rank Stupidity, William Birdthistle
Non-Sequiturs: 08.14.07
* Scott Moss wants to know: What’s the weakest legal argument you’ve ever heard? [PrawfsBlawg] * William Birdthistle wants to know: What financial and legal regimes are most conducive to the development of French-fry-selling Thai restaurants? [Conglomerate] * NBS wants to know: Is Hillary Clinton channeling Eva Peron? Bonus observation: “Dolly Madison had a decent […] -
Breasts, New York Times
Much Ado About Man Boobs
We desperately wanted to write about Alex Kuczynski’s New York Times article on gynecomastia (or, to use a term of art, manboobs). So we were delighted to find a legal angle to the story: The price range [for gynecomastia surgery] is $4,000 to $10,000, depending on the complexity of the procedure. The issue of expense, […] -
Bankruptcy, Blogging, Book Deals, Breasts, Drugs, Jessica Cutler / Washingtonienne, Money, Sex, Sex Scandals, Ted Frank, Television
Breaking: Jessica Cutler Files for Bankruptcy
This news is a bit mystifying to us. From the Associated Press: Jessica Cutler, the former Senate aide whose online sex diary landed her a book deal and a Playboy photo spread but got her kicked off Capitol Hill, has filed for bankruptcy…. Cutler has spent much of her time [recently] fending off a lawsuit […] -
Alberto Gonzales, Breasts, Department of Justice, John Ashcroft, Monica Goodling
Monica Goodling: The Cover-Up Queen
Even those of you who are sick and tired of our Monica Goodling coverage will enjoy this little tidbit. It has been mentioned by a few commenters, and we’ve also received a bunch of emails about it. From the National Journal (via TPMmuckraker): Psst! Sources tell us that none other than Monica Goodling, former aide […] -
Breasts, Crime, Lawyer of the Day, Weirdness
Lawyer of the Day: Stephen Kunian
Here’s a bizarre fact pattern to get your day started right. From the Massachusetts Lawyer Weekly: A criminal assault-and-battery complaint has been issued against attorney Stephen T. Kunian, a partner at the Boston law firm of Eckert, Seamans, Cherin, Mellott, for an incident in which he allegedly forced open the jacket of a woman during […]
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Breasts, Drinking, Drugs, Kids, Non-Sequiturs, Old People, Perverts, Politics, Sex, Technology
Non-Sequiturs: 04.17.07
* This is what will happen if we don’t reform the Social Security system. [Decatur Daily News] * There’s a reason this, like the mainstream dairy industry, is regulated. Plus, it’s not exactly suitable for dunking oreos. [Inside Bay Area] * If you need a break from US politics, then check out the other presidential […] -
Breasts, Hotties, Jennifer Elrod, Judicial Nominations, State Judges
More About the Fabulous Jennifer Elrod
As we mentioned yesterday, Judge Jennifer W. Elrod, a state trial court judge in Texas, has been nominated to the Fifth Circuit. The Texas Lawyer has an interesting article about Judge Elrod: Houston lawyers who have tried cases before [Judge Elrod] say she has earned a reputation as a fair and smart state district judge. […] -
Blogging, Breasts, Celebrities, Copyright, Document Review, Intellectual Property, Jennifer Aniston, Movies, Pictures
Are Jennifer Aniston's Breasts in Your Privilege Log?
More legal troubles for controversial celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira. The latest lawsuit against him, filed by Universal City Studios, asserts copyright infringement, arising out of Lavandeira’s publication of a topless photograph of Jennifer Aniston (taken from allegedly stolen footage from “The Break-Up”). The complaint is fairly straightforward. The most amusing part […] -
9th Circuit, Biglaw, Breasts, Crime, Drugs, Jury Duty, Kids, Non-Sequiturs, Religion, SCOTUS, Sexual Harassment, Supreme Court, Violence
Non-Sequiturs: 12.12.06
* Fear not, you can continue the inexplicable and somewhat cheap practice of wearing buttons of your slain loved one when attending the trial of the accused perpetrator. [The Buck Stops Here] * Think of the occasional theft as a write-off, which of course is moot since you’re not paying taxes anyway. And then rent […] -
Animal Law, Breasts, Cyberlaw, Defamation, Free Speech, Hurricane Katrina, Media and Journalism, New Orleans, Non-Sequiturs, Sexual Harassment
Non-Sequiturs: 12.11.06
* I think I may be the only New Yorker who regularly watches local channel NY1 — I just can’t get enough of Pat Kiernan’s deadpan delivery, especially of the more frivolous items. What would he say (and too bad he can’t) about this doctored photo of his colleague “BBB”? [New York Post via Gothamist] […] -
Breasts, Hillary Clinton, Judicial Nominations, Michael Chertoff, Pictures, Politics
C'mon, Hil, Let Bygones Be Bygones
Back in this comment, Sean Fitzpatrick pointed out a fun fact: One of those “not so sexy” district court nominations [to be submitted to the lame duck Congress] is of former U.S. Representative Jim Rogan (R-CA), who served as lead prosecutor in Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial in the U.S. Senate. This escaped our notice, but […] -
3rd Circuit, Breasts, Celebrities, FCC, Nude Dancing
Love Will Never Do Without Boobs
Video footage? Still photographs? We’d like to see the record on appeal in this case: Lawyers for CBS Corp. argued Monday that singer Janet Jackson’s breast-baring at the Super Bowl halftime show in 2004 was unintended, took place without the knowledge of the network, and should not be considered indecent. CBS is suing the Federal […]