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  • There's no gay bar  at the Supreme Court right now.

    Bar Exams, Cars, Football, Gay, Guns / Firearms, Non-Sequiturs, Sports

    Non-Sequiturs: 12.03.12

    * I’m not sure that it’s legal to tag the cars of people who park poorly, but it’s certainly satisfying. Honestly, every time I see one of those commercials where the dude needs freaking birds to park his “I’ve given up on life” minivan-SUV, I want to scream, “You could act like a man!” [Legal Blog Watch]

    * SCOTUS is acting like an old college roommate who just came out is inviting them to a gay bar, and they’re trying to politely decline without looking like raging homophobes. [SCOTUSblog]

    * To all the people who didn’t pass the California bar exam, here’s a guy who did it while only studying for 100 hours. Yeah. So… umm, I didn’t really think this blurb through. [Blake Masters]

    * Do lawyers need to “love” their clients? Come on, isn’t loving the money they give you enough? [Underdog]

    * Jason Whitlock took the Jovan Belcher and put the focus exactly where it should be, on our gun laws. Then Bob Costas blew a big megaphone on Sunday Night Football. [Fox Sports]

    * It’s funny, I’m against sex offender registries because even though sex crimes are heinous, registries are bad things that create second-class citizens and tend to unfairly lump people who didn’t commit the worst stuff in with disgusting humans. That means I should probably be against animal abuse registries too, but man I don’t think animal abusers suffer nearly enough. So, whatever, I’m a hypocrite. I’m a hypocrite who cares more about dogs than children. [Simple Justice]

    4 Comments / / Dec 3, 2012 at 5:34 PM
  • Rob Lowe

    Cars, Football, In-House Counsel, Marijuana, Movies, Murder, Non-Sequiturs, Sports, Tax Law, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.29.12

    * Wait, did other people know this Casey Anthony movie was happening and not tell me? With Rob Lowe? How much would you pay to get drunk and watch it with Nancy Grace? [Lifetime]

    * In America, poorly parked cars get tickets. In Soviet Russia, poorly parked cars get douches. [Legal Blog Watch]

    * Sometimes you can evade consequences associated with evading taxes, and sometimes you can’t. [Going Concern]

    * The George Zimmerman defense fund seems to be alive and well… unlike Trayvon Martin. [NPR]

    * I feel like it would be great if the NFL took marijuana off of its banned substance list. It’s not like the drug is performance enhancing. [The Nation]

    * A leading organization for in-house lawyers weighs in against the sanctions imposed on TD Bank. [Association of Corporate Counsel]

    * Don’t forget to add your résumé to the flood for our open positions on Above the Law. At this point, you might want to send a picture to get our attention. Not of yourself, but you know, Twinkies, peep-toed shoes, something that we actually care about. [Above the Law]

    5 Comments / / Nov 29, 2012 at 5:58 PM
  • waiting-in-line

    Cars, Crime, Election 2012, Non-Sequiturs, Police, Privacy, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.06.12

    * If you’re sick of waiting in line to vote, just become a SCOTUS justice. NBD. [DCist]

    * Now cops are even being awarded massive privacy invasion settlements — against other cops. [Threat Level / Wired]

    * If you simply have to steal a car, you should probably jack one that works. [Legal Juice]

    * As election day winds down, here’s more scary s**t to maybe be worried about. [Salon]

    * Lat talks to the WSJ about the uneasy rise of virtual law firms. [Wall Street Journal]

    0 Comments / / Nov 6, 2012 at 5:29 PM
  • Don't mess with the bus driver.

    Cars, Judge of the Day, Kids, Rank Stupidity, Videos

    Judge of the Day: Calling An Idiot An Idiot

    This is what happens when you don’t wait patiently for a school bus.

    6 Comments / / Nov 6, 2012 at 4:09 PM
  • Tons-of-Parking-Tickets-3

    Antonin Scalia, Cars, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    Which Supreme Court Justice Got In A Little Trouble With Law Parking Enforcement?

    * Contra Costa County prosecutors haven’t gone on strike yet. But they’re still considering it. Are they gonna do something, or just stand there and litigate? [CBS]

    * This George Mason law prof really doesn’t want gays to be able to get married. As the ATL CommentBot will undoubtedly note, I disagree with him. But you gotta give Professor Nelson Lund credit for writing a hell of an opening line though. [SCOTUSblog]

    * Feminists took back the word “c**t, so why can’t creationists take back dinosaurs? It’s exactly the same… well, not exactly the same thing, but they’re totally similar. [Althouse]

    * Successful scapegoat is successful? [Instapundit]

    * Why don’t we just do it in the road, driving down the interstate? Someone will be watching us, so we’ll just run them off the road — and threaten them with our pistols! [Legal Juice]

    * Yes, but would it be libel if the Men in Black had erased everyone’s memory of the arrest except for the one guy who escaped and is telling the truth but no one else knows or believes it? [Overlawyered]

    * After the jump, Professor John Corvino, who was recently interviewed by Lat regarding his new book on same-sex marriage (affiliate link), discusses the definition of marriage (and eats lawyer-flavored guacamole)….

    6 Comments / / Sep 19, 2012 at 5:38 PM
  • Oh no you didn't!

    Biglaw, Cars, Cass Sunstein, Kids, Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 09.18.12

    * Cass Sunstein provides a calm, well-reasoned discussion about how much personal opinions about sources matter in shifting people’s beliefs. Whatever, I hate that pinko commie. [New York Times]

    * So you know that whole “NYC hires big scary Proskauer to evict old, folk-hero newspaper vendor”? Yeah, well, maybe let’s replace “folk-hero” with alleged “back-door dealer” and “scary Proskauer lawyer” with “former NYC attorney trying to help her city out pro bono.” [New York Magazine]

    * This Ohio inmate says he’s too fat to be executed. That’s nuts: his extreme obesity might actually save his life. Eat your heart out, American Heart Association.[Columbus Dispatch]

    * “Don’t tase me bro!” Then don’t act all crazy and try to enter the courtroom with a camera… bro. [Jonathan Turley via Legal Blog Watch]

    * Oh snap! The Winklevii are back, and they’re investing in a new social network… for investors. Hmmm… was kind of hoping after such an extended absence they’d have come up with something with a little more pizazz. On the upside, they still look creepily identical! [SF Weekly]

    * Big government is completely out of control! First they try to kill grandma, and now they won’t even let two-year-olds drive cars! I can’t take this socialist nonsense anymore; I’m moving to Canada. [Legal Juice]

    2 Comments / / Sep 18, 2012 at 6:36 PM
  • Gavel, Alcoholic Drink & Car Keys on a Gradating to White Background - Drinking and Driving Concept.

    Cars, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Lawyer of the Day

    Lawyer of the Day: DUI Attorney Tackled, Then Arrested For DUI

    DUI attorney arrested for, you guessed it, DUI…

    21 Comments / / Sep 14, 2012 at 1:43 PM
  • Hate crime fist

    Cars, Crime, Gay, Hate Crimes, Law Professors, Law Schools

    Florida Law Professor Allegedly Victimized In Hate Crime

    Alleged hate crime takes place at Florida’s Levin College of Law, and the dean comes out strong…

    79 Comments / / Sep 11, 2012 at 6:48 PM
  • livery car

    Biglaw, Cars, Technology

    Is Uber Against The Law?

    Is Uber legal? Or is it so awesome that you don’t really care if it is?

    89 Comments / / Sep 6, 2012 at 10:13 AM
  • megaupload-song-hits-big-on-the-web-umg-tries-to-take-it-down-300x176111

    Cars, Cyberlaw, Department of Justice, Federal Government, Intellectual Property, Technology

    Kim Dotcom Can Finally Pay His Lawyers; And There Will Be Much Rejoicing

    A New Zealand Court allowed the Megaupload leader to have access his money so his lawyers can finally get paid…

    7 Comments / / Aug 29, 2012 at 5:17 PM
  • megaupload-song-hits-big-on-the-web-umg-tries-to-take-it-down-300x176111

    Cars, Cyberlaw, Department of Justice, Entertainment Law, Federal Government, Intellectual Property, Technology

    The DOJ Wishes Megaupload Would Just Die Already

    What’s happening these days in the DOJ’s case against Megaupload?

    14 Comments / / Aug 17, 2012 at 5:37 PM
  • Progressive Insurance girl

    Blogging, Cars, Cheapness, Deaths, Insurance, Money, Reader Polls, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Traffic Accidents, Twittering

    Progressive Professes the Insurance Company Creed

    After being attacked for allegedly defending the driver who killed one of its insureds, what does Progressive Insurance have to say for itself? Here is their statement.

    25 Comments / / Aug 16, 2012 at 5:18 PM
  • Progressive Insurance girl

    Blogging, Cars, Cheapness, Deaths, Insurance, Money, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Traffic Accidents, Twittering

    Progressive Insurance Is Inhuman

    The internet brouhaha over Progressive Insurance may tell us more about the internet than about Progressive.

    113 Comments / / Aug 15, 2012 at 10:10 AM
  • Which photo is more flattering? The one on the left emphasizes Dilek's assets, while the one on the right brings out her youth.

  • mike bloomberg nanny

    Cars, Death Penalty, Depositions, Drinking, Guns / Firearms, Kids, Murder, Non-Sequiturs, Paralegals, Police, Sex, Television, Violence

    Non-Sequiturs: 07.24.12

    * Will consultation with victims’ families determine whether James Holmes deserves the death penalty? You could probably consult with a wall to make that determination and get the same result. [PrawfsBlawg]

    * Just like that, with incredible ninja-like speed, someone has already filed a negligence suit against the Aurora Century 16 Theater where the shootings took place. [Gawker]

    * And no, sorry to disappoint you, but notwithstanding his self-admitted teeny peeny, we don’t think that James Holmes decided to go on a shooting spree because he got rejected by a few women on Adult Friend Finder. [Jezebel]

    * While we’re talking about gun violence, Mike Bloomberg has got a great idea: all police officers should go on strike until legislators push through stricter gun laws. How is a nanny state supposed to work properly when all the governesses are off duty? [Gothamist]

    * Knowledge is power in the hands of a client, especially when the knowledge you’ve given them is just another tool to piss off opposing counsel during a deposition. [Popehat]

    * Personal responsibility fail: allowing your 13-year-old to drive you home because you’re wasted. Fathering fail: believing that was a good idea in the first place. [Legal Juice]

    * A fake TV show starring a wheelchair-bound paraplegic paralegal? You know you’d watch this. [The Onion]

    2 Comments / / Jul 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM
  • HLA! HLA! HLA!

    Bankruptcy, Biglaw, Cars, Contract Attorneys, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Football, Law Professors, Law Schools, Lesbians, Money, Morning Docket, Murder, Romance and Dating, Sports

    Morning Docket: 07.24.12

    * Dewey know how much Stephen Horvath has made since D&L went belly up at the end of May? Thus far, he’s raked in $190K, and that just covers his pay through the end of June. That’s only $1.97M a year, no big deal. [Thomson Reuters News & Insight]

    * You might not be able to get a full-time job in this economy, but if you’re a contract attorney with foreign-language skills, you’ll probably be able to land some pretty sweet Biglaw firm gigs, even if you’re just doing doc review. [Wall Street Journal]

    * Did the NCAA overstep its legal boundaries when sanctioning Penn State? At least one sports law professor thinks so, and he actually wishes that the school had challenged the scope of the sports organization’s authority. [CNN]

    * Wait, female Senate aides in Minnesota can have affairs with their superiors and get away with it, while male aides get fired for doing the same exact thing? That’s blatant sexism, and you should totally sue. [ABC News]

    * Rather than be “super boring,” this would-be Senator has dubbed herself “the diva of the district.” We know all about the Touro Law student who’s running for New York Senate. We’ll have more on this later. [POLITICO]

    * Law school debtor Jason Bohn was arraigned on first-degree murder charges, and entered a not-guilty plea. According to his attorney, Bohn apparently suffers from “extreme emotional disturbance.” [New York Post]

    * Know your rights? If you’re accused of hit-and-run and vehicular assault charges, it’s always a great idea to cry, repeatedly ask if you’re under arrest, and tell everyone that you’re a law student. [Spokesman-Review]

    * Well, this is graphic: the trials and tribulations of a law student interning at a law firm and blogging about all of the hot lesbian action she’s getting, including encounters with a co-worker. [Daily Intel / New York Magazine]

    2 Comments / / Jul 24, 2012 at 9:07 AM
  • tsingtao

    Biglaw, Cars, China, DUI / DWI

    Hong Kong Biglaw Partner Arrested for Driving Under the Influence, Allegedly Crashing Car Into Minibus

    A Biglaw partner in Hong Kong was arrested for drinking and crashing his sports car into a minibus.

    29 Comments / / Jul 3, 2012 at 3:53 PM