Dear Mr. Friend on www.abovethelaw.com (and if you are a Ms. Friend, then I am sorry):

My name is Roger Lou. I am writing on this post for favorite website after summer spent back in home country of China. Post is today on law school ranking and transferings.

In China, I see my cousin Ho Chi who is very proud of the Roger for studying laws in U.S. of A. She says that the Roger's decision to go to the law school shows that the Roger is full of "dogged persistence." But the Roger thinks that is true of his friends at great many other law schools to. And so Roger asks you, like Ho Chi asked him, for "what is the persistence for the dog?"

This brings Roger back to the topic of the post-how American University becomes the best in the U.S. of A. and how you to can get accepted there for a transfer. When the Roger thinking of American University's law school, he is think of the dog which is chase the cat for the short space of time to make up the rankings of other schools like GULC and GW. First it is make the big racket. Next it is to dash like crazed beast through bush and street to try for catch the cat. Then it is to forget what it is to do and to lick itself in the place which I am not here for mention. This is the persistence for the dog: the big noise, followed by the big failure, followed by the raise in rankings on U.S. News and World Report.

When I decide to go for law school, I made the big noise. The noise that I am make is to be heard by all my friends and family. I say to them I am to go to American University's Washington College of Law, for the great reason that American University is best in U.S. of A.

I have been the good student at the school for the first year I attended, which was last year. It was with greatest shock I was to receive my reading on this website of peoples saying American University's law school no is the best in area or best in the U.S. of A. So I am writing to change your minds and to have you apply to be the transfer student. That is how you make the bigger noise, and in your application, it is my recommendation that you are to review it as they say in the other idiom for English, "with the fine-toothed comb."

I say for you if you are to attempt to groom the dog with fine-toothed comb for certain you are to realize inherent lack of dignity in the mix of the metaphor. Possible it is for the students at the other law schools to apply to transfer at my school. Even if rejected on the first time, try again is to demonstrate the "dogged persistence." Even dog need time off to lick the crotch before once again yelp, bark, and chase after the best law degree in the U.S. of A.

Thank you very much. Best luck in trying to gain admission as the transfer student!

With respect,
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