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Hofstramagna's Law School Rankings

When Hofstramagna posted his law school rankings, he forgot to list the criteria for the rankings. Here they are:

1) Proximity to Nassau Coliseum: a law school that is close to the Coliseum allows students to watch the Islanders, a minor league hockey team.

2) Number of Guidos: a law school with a lot of these provides more amusement, allowing students to loosen up in preparation for another hard day's studying.

3) Percentage of students that fail the bar: students that fail the bar are likely to repeat the bar review course, meaning they get two opportunities to learn the same material; students who pass after the first time only get one.

4) Job placement (this is why HofsTTTra is ranked 3rd and not 1st of the NYC area schools).

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Posted by HofstraMagna | Permalink Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:42 PM

Seriously hofstrasucks, just go away. Everyone on here can see through your flame. Hofstra is a TOP100 school per US News and is the 3rd best school in the NYC area, you can troll after me all you want, but that won't change the fact that Hofstra is one of the best schools out there.

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Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:19 PM

Hofstra is rock-bottom on my list. The two students I know who currently go there are both complete knuckle-heads.

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