Help me. I need a lawyer!!!
I need a new lawyer. The RIAA sued me for downloading 24 songs. My first lawyer and I fought, and I lost. $200,000. Lucky for me, the judge gave me a new trial.
I never paid my lawyer, so he quit me. Then, out of the blue, I hire Kiwi Camara, the guy who graduated Harvard at 17 or something. I got a new trial.
Ouch. After Kiwi Camara was my lawyer, I now owe $2 million instead of 200k.
If you won't be my lawyer, will you at least buy me a lottery ticket?
Thanks a lot, Kiwi Camara. You broke another record.
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