Musical Chairs: Alberto Gonzales Finds Temporary Employment
Things are sort of looking up for former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. First, a speaking gig in the U.S. Virgin Islands. And now, Gonzales, who has been jobless since August, has a job!
From Bloomberg:
Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who was forced from his job amid a controversy over the firings of federal prosecutors, has been hired to provide assistance to a special master on a patent case.Gonzales will help former U.S. District Judge Layn R. Phillips oversee settlement talks in the case of a Texas company which claims banks such as Wells Fargo & Co., Citigroup Inc.'s Citibank and Bank of America Corp. are violating its patents for taking and transmitting digital images of checks.
Phillips, in an order signed yesterday, said he needed Gonzales's help because of the number of parties in the case and the ``overall complexity of this litigation.''
And maybe because he feels badly for him. Since "special master" appointments are not permanent gigs, we're calling this what it is: a temp job for Gonzales.
We hope Gonzales ensures that we can keep pulling up copies of our checks online. If not, we may lobby to have him sent back to the Virgin Islands indefinitely.
Alberto Gonzales to Help `Special Master' on Check Patent Case [Bloomberg]

I have a friend that is a staff attorney at a Vault 100 firm. He kind of keeps it a secret. He started at a tiny firm after being on the Law Review of a third tier school. Then he got this job almost two years ago.
In the absence of more associate bonus news -- we've heard rumors of various committees at various firms meeting, but we have no new announcements -- let's move on to a related subject. What about bonuses for staff attorneys, the non-partnership-track lawyers employed by many large law firms?
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