Drinking

  • In vino veritas.

    Drinking, Education / Schools

    Virginia Apologizes To UVA Student For Confusing Her With Jesus Christ

    Is there ever any excuse for coming down like this on an underaged drinker?

    23 Comments / / Aug 1, 2014 at 3:59 PM
  • saulgoodman__130409172658__130726211708-275x213

    Books, Constitutional Law, D.C. Circuit, Drinking, Health Care / Medicine, Non-Sequiturs, Patents, Sexual Harassment, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 07.24.14

    * Have you all called the Breaking Bad law firm number yet? Because it works, so go for it! [Legal Cheek]

    * How to make airlines more profitable: make everyone sit on bicycle seats! [Lowering the Bar]

    * Ilya Somin explains why the D.C. Circuit’s interpretation in Halbig isn’t absurd. And it’s not absurd. It just reflects the hilariously cynical conservative opposition to giving their own citizens tax breaks. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * Ohio State fired its band director amid sexual harassment allegations. To fire a guy, Ohio State must have dotted every “i” in this investigation. [USA Today]

    * Speaking of sexual harassment, the Navy’s Blue Angels are the subject of a sexual harassment suit. And somehow it involves a blue and gold penis seen from space. [Slate]

    * The Chevron battle over Ecuador continues. Turns out the star witness Chevron paid upwards of $1 million to testify took 50 days of prep to finally get his ever-shifting story straight. [Huffington Post]

    * There’s a new book out called Kate’s Escape from the Billable Hour (affiliate link). We haven’t read it, but apparently this tale of “a burnt-out, second-year attorney working in the dysfunctional world of Big Law” mentions ATL. So they definitely did their research. [Amazon]

    * Watch a drunk guy give cops a lesson in Con Law. Video after the jump…. [Barstool Sports]

    0 Comments / / Jul 24, 2014 at 4:55 PM
  • How the cupcake crumbles: the once-successful venture of an NYLS grad and her husband needs a rescue.

    ACLU, Biglaw, Drinking, Federal Government, Federal Judges, Food, Morning Docket, Partner Issues, Politics, Tax Law

    Morning Docket: 07.11.14

    * Judge Emmet Sullivan (D.D.C.) wants the IRS to explain, in a sworn declaration, how exactly it lost Lois Lerner’s emails. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * And the fun for the IRS continues today in the courtroom of Judge Reggie Walton (D.D.C.), as reported by Sidney Powell, author of Licensed To Lie (affiliate link). [New York Observer]

    * Speaker John Boehner wants to take the Republicans’ crusade against Obamacare to the courts. [New York Times]

    * Andrew Calder, the young M&A partner that Kirkland & Ellis snagged from Simpson Thacher for a reported $5 million a year, is already bringing in big deals. [American Lawyer]

    How the cupcake crumbles: the once-successful venture of an NYLS grad and her husband needs a rescue.

    * “Duke University is not and never has been in the business of producing, marketing, distributing, or selling alcohol.” Some bros down in Durham disagree. [ABA Journal]

    * If you see something… sue someone? The ACLU and Asian American civil rights groups, together with some help from Bingham McCutchen, have filed a legal challenge to the Suspicious Activity Reporting database. [New York Times]

    * Congrats to David Hashmall, the incoming chair of Goodwin Procter — and congrats to outgoing chair Regina Pisa, the first woman ever to lead an Am Law 100 firm, on her long and successful leadership. [American Lawyer]

    * A group of investors might end up devouring Crumbs, the cupcake-store chain founded by New York Law School grad Mia Bauer that suddenly shut down this week amid talk of a bankruptcy filing. [Wall Street Journal (sub. req.)]

    5 Comments / / Jul 11, 2014 at 9:08 AM
  • ATL Director of Research Brian Dalton and the trivia belt in the cave where we keep him.

    Admin, Announcements, Drinking, Events

    Summer Trivia Showdown, Question 1: Do You Like Free Drinks?

    This Thursday, come play trivia with ATL and Kaplan.

    6 Comments / / Jul 8, 2014 at 3:20 PM
  • depressed lawyer

    Biglaw, Drinking, Parties, Summer Associates

    Why We Hated Being Summer Associates

    Most of you probably enjoyed being wined and dined. Not us…

    11 Comments / / Jul 2, 2014 at 12:14 PM
  • sexual harassment office

  • Drinks

    Associate Advice, Drinking, Summer Associates

    How Alcohol Can Help You Network

    Here’s Elie’s advice on how to look cool and confident while knocking back a few without getting so sloshed you end up on Above the Law in the morning….

    19 Comments / / Jun 4, 2014 at 4:01 PM
  • Business group

    Biglaw, Drinking, Job Searches, No Offers, Summer Associates

    Welcome, 2014 Summer Associates! (Plus The 4 Types Of People Who Get No-Offered)

    Advice from Anonymous Recruitment Director on how to make the most of the summer associate experience.

    34 Comments / / May 28, 2014 at 5:34 PM
  • Gavel, Alcoholic Drink & Car Keys on a Gradating to White Background - Drinking and Driving Concept.

    Drinking, DUI / DWI, State Judges

    Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI

    What’s going on in this courthouse, and is there any way we can join the party?

    33 Comments / / May 27, 2014 at 5:33 PM
  • Drinks

    Drinking, Law Professors, Law Schools

    Law Professor Gives Adorable Drinking Advice

    Law professor warns students about the scourge of ‘drink specials.’

    39 Comments / / May 9, 2014 at 5:02 PM
  • drinking small

    Biglaw, Drinking, Partner Issues, Violence

    Biglaw Blind Item: A Managing Partner Who Needs To Manage His Drinking

    Managing partners are supposed to have everything under control, right?

    / May 2, 2014 at 11:16 AM
  • Business group

    Biglaw, Drinking, Parties, Summer Associates

    Qui Tam: Summer Associates

    Are you ready for the arrival of the summer associates?

    1 Comment / / Apr 29, 2014 at 3:11 PM
  • Librarian asking for silence

    Drinking, DUI / DWI, Fashion, Legal Ethics, Non-Sequiturs, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.25.14

    * Okay, law students! How far would you go for silence in the library? [Legal Cheek]

    * An attorney was suspended for two years for beating up girlfriend who he began dating while she was still a client. But the real punishment seems to be the extensive text message communications attached to the decision. It’s like a teacher making you read the note you were passing out loud in front of the whole class. Cringeworthy clinginess. [The Oklahoma State Courts Network]

    * Lawyer’s alleged drunken air rage diverts a trans-Atlantic flight to Dublin. Because if you have a potentially quarrelsome drunk, dropping him off in Ireland is the right answer. [Irish Times]

    * Aeropostale is suing H&M over the phrase, “Live Love Dream.” Maybe what they save on originality they pass along to the consumer. [Fashionista]

    * This is how all trials should end. [Condé Nast Collection]

    * The wrongfully accused — like the people bullied into pleading guilty to crimes they didn’t commit — are given a raw deal in more ways than one. [Policy Mic]

    * Woman arrested after she called the crime lab posing as a court employee and tried to get her evidence destroyed. Well, it was worth a try. [The Times-Picayune]

    3 Comments / / Apr 25, 2014 at 4:45 PM
  • chobani

    Biglaw, Canada, Drinking, Gay, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Small Law Firms

    Morning Docket: 04.25.14

    * Mmm, the taste of money. Kirkland & Ellis and Ropes & Gray are assisting in TPG Capital’s $750M investment in Chobani, a Greek yogurt everyone (except me) absolutely loves. [Am Law Daily]

    * A partner from the DebtStoppers law firm was arrested earlier this week after he was accused of refusing to pay a $950 bar tab. Well, we guess that’s one way to stop debt. [RedEye Chicago]

    * The FBI raided an Ohio law firm this week, possibly in connection with a client’s murder outside its doors and one of its attorneys calling in a courthouse bomb threat. [Northeast Ohio Media Group]

    * Canadian karma: As it turns out, graduates of the newly approved Trinity Western University Law School won’t be able to practice law in Ontario because of the school’s “abhorrent” anti-gay policies. [GlobalPost]

    * Tony Buzbee, regent of the Texas A&M System, donated $1M to Texas A&M Law to fund the Johnny Football Endowed Chair. Okay, not really, but it’d be a lot cooler if he did. [Fort Worth Star-Telegram]

    2 Comments / / Apr 25, 2014 at 9:09 AM
  • Lindsay Lohan

    Biglaw, Celebrities, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Law Schools, Layoffs, Morning Docket, Murder, Prisons, SCOTUS, Sentencing Law, Staff Layoffs, Supreme Court, Tax Law

    Morning Docket: 04.16.14

    * Noah “Kai” Newkirk, the protestor who disrupted Supreme Court arguments in February, was sentenced to time served and barred from the court. Don’t worry, we’ll get you all the SCOTUS clerk news you need, cutie. [Associated Press]

    * “There are still a lot of firms out there hoping the good old days are going to return, and are finally coming to the realization that that isn’t going to happen.” More on Biglaw layoffs. [Am Law Daily]

    * Yet another law school gets its rating downgraded by Moody’s. As a standalone school with “substantial declines in JD enrollment,” Vermont Law’s outlook is now negative. Sad trombone. [Moody’s]

    * Jason Bohn, the heavily indebted law school grad once profiled by the New York Times, was convicted of murdering his girlfriend last month, and now he’s been sentenced to serve life in prison. [New York Post]

    * “Is the Tax Code really 70,000 pages long?” No, not really. We wonder who started the rumor that it was so long, because in reality, it’s only about 2,600 pages long — which is still way, way too long. [Slate]

    * It appears that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree with this celebrity family. Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina Lohan, pleaded guilty yesterday to drunken driving and speeding charges in New York. [CNN]

    2 Comments / / Apr 16, 2014 at 9:15 AM
  • trivia - isolated word in vintage letterpress wood type

    Admin, Drinking, Events, Law Schools

    Thanks To D.C. For Another Great Night Of Trivia

    Washington-area students turned out in droves to eat, drink, and try to win some sweet prizes.

    0 Comments / / Apr 11, 2014 at 3:43 PM
  • chained to work

    Court Reporters / Stenographers, Drinking, Holy Crap, Lunacy, Quote of the Day, Ridiculousness, Trials

    Court Reporter Causes Chaos By Repeatedly Writing ‘I Hate My Job’ On Trial Transcripts

    You know how when you’re drunk you think everything you’re writing makes perfect sense? Yeah…

    24 Comments / / Apr 3, 2014 at 1:38 PM
  • Break dancing RF

    American Bar Association / ABA, Drinking, Football, Job Searches, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Sports

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.26.14

    * The shaming of Professor Rene Reich-Graefe continues, with Steven Harper weighing in. Law professors… so many people are onto your game of creating rosy scenarios to dupe prospective law students. Maybe you could spend more time trying to fix the problem in legal education, and a little less time trying to hide it? [Belly of the Beast]

    * I enjoy reminding subway performers that their career choices are illegal. [Above the Law: Redline]

    * Can’t Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Jim Beam settle their differences over a beer? [Wall Street Journal]

    * I only hope Northwestern’s law students have as much legal success as Northwestern’s football students. [Deadspin]

    * The ABA wants comment on whether for-credit externships can also be paid. [Faculty Lounge]

    * I miss Kash. I hate drones. [Forbes]

    * This isn’t a legal link. There’s no legal standard regarding gender specific displays of pubic hair. There’s just a double standard. [Fashionista]

    9 Comments / / Mar 26, 2014 at 5:31 PM