In Monday's ATL / Lateral Link survey, we asked you to cast your vote for the 2008 ATL Lawyer of the Year.

More than three thousand ballots were cast, but there can be only one Lawyer of the Year.

Starting at the bottom, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich may not have hit the very lowest point in Chicago political history, but he did manage to get the lowest tally in our vote, with only 96 supporters.

Harvard Law Avenger Phil Telfeyan was a close second-to-last in your esteem, with a mere 110 votes.

Judge Halverson rounded out the bottom three at 167 votes.

That makes THREE! THREE! THREE candidates who did worse than Count Layoffula! HA! HA! HA! (He received a total of 233 votes.)

Listen dude, you really want the Spitzer? Apparently not. The prosecutor-turned-commentator came up only average in our slate of nominees, with 288 votes.

Nervous T-10 1L may not have found a job this year, but he touched the hearts of 428 voters, landing him in the Final Four.

Marc Dreier -- if that's his real name -- swindled up 485 ballots, more votes than disgraced governors Eliot Spitzer and Rod Blagojevich combined. Way to rock the scandal vote, sir. You're the Second Runner-Up for the 2008 ATL Lawyer of the Year.

That leaves us with the final two. Will last year's runner-up, President-elect Barack Obama, finally be Number That One? Or will The Anonymous Laid-Off Big Firm Attorney finally get something to soothe his pain? (Elie won't share his pot.)

Find out who will be crowned the 2008 ATL Lawyer of the Year, after the jump.

In last week's ATL / Lateral Link survey, we asked you to submit your nominations for ATL's 2008 Lawyer and Commenter of the Year.

Today, you get to vote for the Lawyer of the Year.

There were almost as many nominees as layoffs this year, so we narrowed it down to the top nine.

In fact, one of the nominees used to be known as Client 9. Another has been referred to as That One. And yet another just likes numbers.

Your nominees for the 2008 ATL Lawyer of the Year, and select comments explaining why, are as follows:

1. Nervous T-10 1L

Personifies the economic doom and fear among law students.

If he doesn't win something, he might kill himself.

2. Eliot Spitzer

He showed us that lawyers can have it all -- power, fame, beautiful women -- until it all comes crashing down. Kind of a metaphor for biglaw.

3. The Anonymous Laid-Off Big Firm Attorney

Because one month after being told "here are the things we need to do to make sure you look good for partnership in the next two years and here's a 10% raise" I was told that my performance was subpar and I had no future at the firm.

4. Rod Blagojevich

He paid me a pretty penny to nominate him.

5. Count Layoffula

One! One Reason!

6. Marc Dreier

Having the stones to defraud corporations with the sale of false securities -- in their own buildings.

He's accomplished so much in so little time. He single-handedly obliterated his own firm, his employees' futures (by rendering them unemployed at the single worst possible time, economically speaking), and likely a significant chunk of his future liberty. Not to mention he dated Maxim models.

7. Judge Halverson

Because you don't have an "ATL Judge of the Year"

8. Phil Telfeyan (a/k/a The Harvard Law Avenger)

Generating by far the most controversy; protesting PJ day in high school or whatever, and failing to fully walk around a statue he prominently cites in a lr article.

9. Barack Obama

Duh.

So, who should win? Cast your vote below.

Note: when you cast your vote, you'll get a sneak peek at some of the comments from this year's ATL Commenter of the Year nominees.

--
Justin Bernold is a Director at Lateral Link, the sponsor of this survey.

The Nevada Judicial Discipline Commission has done a great public service. They have collected all of the faults of (former) Judge Elizabeth Halverson into one 28-page document.

The commission found:

No employee, even those inured to a judge's mercurial temperament and foul mouth should have to experience what Judge Halverson made her immediate staff live and work through on a routine basis.

Halverson -- who maintains her innocence -- has 15 days to appeal the decision.

Could this be the end of the public's fascination with Judge Halverson? Unlikely.

But what is she going to do now? She's going to need food, shelter, and most likely a pliant slave with massage expertise. Any ideas on an alternative career for ATL's favorite judge?

DISCIPLINE COMMISSION: Halverson removed from bench [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
Discipline Body Removes Judge Halverson, Citing 'Bizarre' Staff Treatment [ABA Journal]
In re Elizabeth Halverson.pdf

Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of Judge Halverson

Last month, after Judge Elizabeth Halverson lost her reelection bid, we lamented her imminent departure from these pages.

It seems that we spoke too soon. From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

Embattled District Judge Elizabeth Halverson is in the hospital after she was assaulted by her husband, Las Vegas police said this morning. Her injuries are not life threatening.

Police were called to her house late last night to respond to a domestic violence call. Police said her husband, Edward Halverson, 49, hit her with a frying pan.

They always said the frying pan would be the death of her.

Edward Halverson was booked into the county jail on one attempted murder, one count battery with substantial bodily harm and one count battery with a deadly weapon.

This is not Ed Halverson's first brush with the law; he's a convicted felon. Judge Halverson may have been prescient when she nicknamed her hubby "Evil Ed."

Domestic violence is a serious issue. We wish Judge Halverson a speedy recovery from her injuries. (We also remind her that our offer of a column on Above the Law still stands.)

Judge Halverson hospitalized, husband jailed after attack [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

A tipster dubbed yesterday "the day legal comedy died." From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

While the Judicial Discipline Commission weighs the fate of embattled District Judge Elizabeth Halverson, voters delivered their own verdict Tuesday, deciding Halverson must go.

Halverson, who faces complaints of falling asleep on the bench and harassing her staff, received less than 10 percent of the vote, trailing opponents Stefany Miley and Jason Landess, who will move to the general election in November.

Alas, it appears that the ATL endorsement was not enough to save her candidacy.

A woman who declined to give her name as she walked out of Ruth Fyfe Elementary School said she and her husband specifically showed up at the polls to voice their displeasure with Halverson. The couple called her "goofy."

"I voted against her because of the recent happenings, her health issues ... everything," the woman said.

Voter Barbara Lloyd said she too wanted to be sure Halverson wasn't re-elected.

"I want her out of office," Lloyd said. "I haven't been impressed with her at all."

Really? Despite her Harvard Law Review-quality work?

Halverson's run for office appeared to be bleak before she faced the discipline commission. According to her campaign contribution reports, she had $5,200 in her election coffers thanks to a loan from herself.

La Halverson, taking a page from the Hillary playbook. But five grand is nothing compared to $25 million.

Halverson ousted; Miley top vote-getter [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

This just in, from a West Coast tipster who has been following L'Affaire Halverson obsessively:

Halverson passes out at hearing; adjourned due to medical reasons. Based on live observations...

Update: More details from the AP:

A disciplinary hearing for a suspended Nevada state judge has been postponed, after she reported she felt ill.

The Nevada Commission on Judicial Discipline suspended the hearing in its fifth day after Clark County District Court Judge Elizabeth Halverson's lawyer said the diabetic judge experienced a hypoglycemic, or low blood sugar, episode.

The hearing is due to resume next Thursday and Friday in Las Vegas.

Further Update: More from our Halverson-obsessed tipster, after the jump.

[Ed. note: This post is by MARIN, one of the finalists in ATL Idol, the "reality blogging" competition that will determine ATL's next editor. It is marked with Marin's avatar (at right).]

Legions of ATL readers waited with bated breath for the results of our wildly popular prior post. Without further ado, we present to you the offspring of our superstar attorney pairings:

[Ed. note: This post is by MARIN, one of the finalists in ATL Idol, the "reality blogging" competition that will determine ATL's next editor. It is marked with Marin's avatar (at right).]

From ergonomic wrist supports to dual computer monitors, law firms wring every ounce of productivity from the attorneys they haven't axed (yet). But while firms close branch offices and fire scores of lawyers, we submit that the answer to the current economic slump isn't merging firms - it's merging people. Everybody knows that two lawyers are better than one. It's time for firms to get both and pay half; time for attorney mating.

No more legions of staff attorneys or filibuster roll-calls. Say goodbye to team meetings that resemble the Last Supper. Through attorney mating, firms can combine, say, the skills of master litigators with those of corporate powerhouses in order to produce uberlawyers with the efficiency of ten Aeron chairs. Using genetic samples from parent attorneys and the latest in Photoshop technology, we'll give you a sneak peak at the offspring of some of the most sought-after combinations.

Read more, after the jump.

America's favorite plus-size jurist, Judge Elizabeth Halverson, is back in the news. The disciplinary hearing to remove her from the bench -- figuratively, not literally -- got underway today.

Earlier this afternoon, from a Halverson-following reader:

CNN.com has live video stream of the Judge Halverson trial/hearing. I just started listening to it, so there hasn't been anything real juicy yet. The first issue was Judge Halverson's ability to use the restroom and the adequacy of the facilities at the hearing location.

And an update:

[So far] nothing that is new news. Her bailiff has been testifying about all the things he had to do for her. They are on a lunch breach until 4 PM Eastern time.

Ah, Judge Halverson's lunch break. Expect the proceedings to resume around.... 8 PM?

In defense of Judge Halverson, is she getting a fair shake from the State Commission on Judicial Discipline? From the AP:

Nevada's state judicial disciplinary panel is being asked to ban a suspended judge from calling witnesses or introducing evidence during hearings next week that could strip her of her elected position.

Insert Guantanamo joke here.

Panel Asked to Limit Judge Halverson's Defense in Hearings [Las Vegas Now]
Panel asked to limit judge's defense in hearings [AP]

Last week, Judge Elizabeth Halverson's motorized scooter hit a speed bump, while attempting to ferry Her Honor into four more years of judicial office. From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

The Supreme Court rejected Thursday embattled District Judge Elizabeth Halverson's claim that she should not have to face re-election this November, two years after being elected to the bench.

The court voted 7-0 to throw out Halverson's lawsuit in which she claimed she and District Judges James Bixler, Susan Johnson and William Potter should not have been required to file for re-election this fall because their terms shouldn't end until 2012.

Judge Halverson's argument before the Nevada Supreme Court was previously covered here (incl. video clip). Some commenters were impressed by Judge Halverson's advocacy. Alas, in the end, it wasn't enough to sway the court:

Halverson, acting as her own lawyer, argued that the law creating these seats was unconstitutional because the state constitution sets district judge terms at six years.

But the Supreme Court, looking back at a decision made in 1871, said the constitution permits shorter terms when the intent is to have all district judges run on the same election cycle.

But if you'd like Judge Halverson to relinquish the stage, you'll have to carry her off yourself. She's not going without a fight:

In the Thursday decision, the Supeme Court justices took the unusual step to point out in a footnote that Halverson had filed a complaint against them with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over the length of her term. Halverson, according to the court, failed to inform the justices of the complaint when she appeared before them June 13 during oral arguments in the case.

The court was served with the EEOC complaint on June 23.

"We nevertheless determine that we have a duty to sit and decide this matter," stated the court in the decision written by Justice Jim Hardesty.

Yes, that's right. Judge Halverson has filed an EEOC complaint against the Nevada Supreme Court. Awesomeness.

With just over a month to go until the judicial election, we're concerned about her fate. It is imperative that she be kept on the bench. Please visit her website, Halverson4Judge.com, and do whatever you can to support her. For specific information about how to make a campaign contribution, click here. Thanks.

Halverson's election lawsuit rejected [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
Elect Elizabeth Halverson - Volunteer [Halverson4Judge.com]

Earlier: Judge Halverson Gets Her Day in Court

Quite possibly. From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

Embattled District Judge Elizabeth Halverson will be required to undergo a mental health evaluation if she wants to bring up personal medical conditions during an August hearing before the Nevada Judicial Discipline Commission.

Claiming it doesn't want a "trial by ambush," the commission on Wednesday ordered Halverson to submit to an examination by a Reno-based psychiatrist by July 18 if she intends to argue that her mental or physical conditions contributed to her behavior on the bench, according to the commission order.

Judge Halverson has a few physical ailments too:

In a 2007 meeting with editors and reporters at the Review-Journal, Halverson enumerated several personal health issues. She has difficulty walking and uses a steady supply of oxygen. She's overweight, has been a diabetic for more than 10 years and has experienced severe hypoglycemic attacks.

Halverson said she also suffers from Crohn's disease and the after-effects of cancer. She said she's also been troubled by congestive heart failure and survived a bacterial infection that eroded the bones in her feet. A knee injury restricts her ability to walk, and a shoulder injury limits her arm motions.

Right now you're kicking yourself for not going to medical school -- 'cause you KNOW you want to be all up in her judicial business. Time to play doctor, Your Honor.

In case you're not familiar with it, symptoms of Crohn's disease include "abdominal pain, diarrhea (which may be bloody), constipation, vomiting, weight loss or weight gain." Judge Halverson doesn't seem to exhibit the "weight loss" symptom, but others may be present.

Halverson told to have mental exam if she intends to blame health problems for behavior [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

You've seen many -- perhaps too many -- still photos of embattled Nevada judge Elizabeth Halverson. Now you can watch video footage of Her Honor, arguing before the Nevada Supreme Court last Friday. As Appealing in Nevada notes, "Don't blame Halverson's lawyers for this one. She filed pro se."

To put the clip in context, here's a bit of background about the case:

Proving she still has a few tricks the sleeve of her judicial robe, Judge Elizabeth Halverson has filed a writ of mandamus with the Supreme Court of Nevada claiming she is entitled to a six year term, and should not have to run for reelection this year. Halverson claims that the additions to judicial positions for the Eighth Judicial district in 2005 in SB 195, including her own department 23, with an initial term of two years, violates Nev. Const., Article 6, § 5, setting the terms of judgeships at six years. She's seeking to prevent the election for her seat from occurring.

Clever argument, although it does kind of suggest she despairs of winning reelection fair and square.

Judge Halverson covers a number of issues in her oral argument, including the relationship between ordinary statutes and the constitution, the uses of legislative history, and severability. Our favorite part takes place at around the 1:50 mark, when Judge Halverson emphatically states, "I don't see where the Legislature has the right to change a term in the Constitution in any way, shape or form. EV-ER."

The end of the clip is also amusing. As the commenter who brought the video to our attention points out, "Note the sarcastic smile on [Justice William Maupin's] face as he tells Halverson, 'I think we understand your argument.'"

Halverson seeks to avoid standing for election [Appealing in Nevada]
Video: Judge Halverson Appears Before Nevada Supreme Court [Las Vegas Now]
Halverson argues cutting six-year court job unconstitutional [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

From Don Chairez, a former Clark County district judge who previously employed Judge Elizabeth Halverson as a law clerk:

"Unfortunately, she doesn't have good people skills when she's being attacked. But she did the heavy lifting in that court. When judges had complex issues, they came to her to write their memos. And they got Harvard Law Review-quality work."

Meanwhile, in other Judge Halverson news:

Clark County attorneys are quick to call out jurists they believe lack superior legal knowledge.... A staggering 84 percent of respondents questioned how District Judge Elizabeth Halverson exercises the law, far and away the poorest rating of any jurist evaluated. Halverson's retention score of 8 percent was also at the bottom.

Attorneys most critical of judges' knowledge of law [Las Vegas Review-Journal]

Earlier: Working in Biglaw = Killing Babies?

Twelve Angry Men, move over; now there's someone meatier. A juicy judicial celebrity sighting, from the Las Vegas Sun:

Suspended District Judge Elizabeth Halverson returned to the Regional Justice Center on Friday -- for jury duty.

While waiting for an assignment, Halverson, who can't roll through the courthouse on her motorized scooter without attracting attention, turned quite a few heads, including those of several prosecutors at the district attorney's office, which is on the same floor as the jury service room.

Las Vegas lawyers: If you're hoping to have Halverson on your jury, sorry. Her Honor wound up being assigned to a civil trial that was subsequently postponed, "bringing an abrupt halt to her brief public service on the other side of the bench."

Suspended judge can't even get out of jury duty [Las Vegas Sun]

Here is a Tale of Two Judges: the Honorable Alex Kozinski, the relatively new chief judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit; and the Honorable Elizabeth Halverson, district judge in Clark County, Nevada.

Both are judges in the western United States. Both are colorful figures and well-known judicial mavericks. And both have been in the news lately. Chief Judge Kozinski graces the cover of California Lawyer magazine, which describes him -- and rightfully so -- as "brilliant, charming, and provocative." Meanwhile, Judge Halverson has been all over the national media in the past few days, thanks to this less-than-favorable AP report (picked up by many news outlets).

In light of these similarities, we decided to conduct a head-to-head comparison of the two jurists. Check it out, below the fold.

Judge Elizabeth Halverson has graced stomped through these pages many times before. But this is her first appearance of 2008. The LA Times recounts some Halverson highlights:

Her former bailiff said he was forced to heat and serve her lunch, check the temperature of her ice water, brush lint from her robe, help her put on her shoes, massage her neck and cover her with a blanket before her nap.

An assistant said Halverson, of the 8th Judicial District Court, made her answer questions -- under oath -- about courthouse gossip.

She's been stripped of her criminal cases. She has been suspended with pay. She has a hearing this month that may result in her being removed from the bench. But she's STILL running for reelection. We apologize to Halverson fans out there, but we will not be running a "Re-Elect Halverson" campaign, even if she does provide great blog fodder...

Halverson also referred to her husband as "Evil Ed," her former bailiff testified, and told Jordan to "pull out your gun and shoot him."

"I'll dispose of the body," Jordan quoted the judge as saying.

Halverson's newer staffers told commissioners she acted respectfully and professionally. But commissioners said that didn't excuse her treating Jordan and others in a "truly bizarre and inappropriate manner."

Two people are challenging the suspended judge in the August election. Halverson said she entered the race because community members encouraged her to hold onto her judgeship.

"Do I think the public will see the truth about me?" she said. "Yes, I do."

The truth is out there. I mean, seriously, how could she dispose of her husband's body? She is a LARGE woman, with an oxygen tank, who can't even get her own nap-time blanket. She was making a joke. Obviously.

Update: A commenter sent us to this bizarre kid-sploitation reelection video.

Judge Elizabeth Halverson courts trouble in Las Vegas [Los Angeles Times]

Hello and good morning everyone. This is Billy Merck once again (yes, yes, "we hate you" and so forth; get it all out on the first post), filling in for Lat today. Don't worry, we're still going to be on the lookout for associate bonus announcements, so send them in if they happen and we'll get them up pronto.

But we don't know of any new announcements yet this morning, so we'll start with an update on your favorite Nevada state judge, the immeasurable Elizabeth Halverson.

Yesterday the Nevada Supreme Court upheld an interim suspension of Judge Halverson by the Nevada Commission on Judicial Discipline. The slip opinion can be accessed here.

Our favorite part is the section dealing with Halverson's propensity for falling asleep on the bench:

The deputy district attorney in the child molestation case testified that Judge Halverson had fallen asleep on the bench during the trial testimony before the jury. According to this witness, by that time, Judge Halverson had generated a reputation for falling asleep on the bench. Additionally, Judge Halverson’s former bailiff testified that Judge Halverson fell asleep on the bench virtually every day. Although the former JEA’s testimony did not reflect that Judge Halverson consistently slept while on the bench, the former JEA did testify that she had seen Judge Halverson dozing on a few occasions, and that on one occasion, she was called in by the former bailiff and a former court clerk because they could not awaken her.

With respect to this one occasion, the former bailiff and former JEA gave differing accounts as to Judge Halverson’s views on why she had fallen asleep. The former bailiff testified that she claimed that her blood pressure “must be going up” and that she “did not feel well.” The former JEA testified that Judge Halverson blamed the problem on medication “that did not agree with her” and also on the former JEA’s failure to “let her take a long enough nap” in chambers before trial proceedings recommenced. Judge Halverson did not testify at the hearing, but she did submit an affidavit to the Commission, which indicated that she lapsed into slumber on one occasion because of low blood sugar arising from her diabetes and her failure to eat. Although the record demonstrates that the occasion of sleeping described in Judge Halverson’s affidavit did not occur during the criminal trial, as depicted by the deputy district attorney, the record does not specify whether or not this instance of sleeping was the same as that described by Judge Halverson’s former staff.

The only testimony contradicting the testimony about Judge Halverson’s propensity to sleep while on the bench was the statement given by the JEA working for Judge Halverson at the time of the hearing that, in her two months with the judge, she had never seen the judge fall asleep on the bench.

The Commission’s written order noted that one confirmed occasion of falling asleep on its own would not warrant an interim suspension, but that when added to the other conduct, her sleep issues formed part of the basis for its decision. Additionally, the Commission noted that although a physical reason could explain Judge Halverson’s sleep issues, the judge had not offered any proof regarding the possible etiology of this tendency.

Come on, Halverson, don't let pride make a fool of you. We suspect there are "physical reasons" for most of your difficulties. You should have embraced this as an ADA case, and you probably would've been able to stay on the bench.

As it is, you're just obnoxious and large, and most definitely not in charge.

Prior ATL Halverson coverage
Slip opinion upholding Halverson's suspension [Nevada Supreme Court (PDF)]

Since the last coverage of her on ATL, the Energizer-bunny-esque Judge Elizabeth Halverson has been ordered on the inactive list by the Nevada Commission on Judicial Discipline.

Following an emotional plea by Halverson in a rare television interview, and a similar public plea by two sexy ex-Halverson staffers (a law clerk and a secretary), the hearing transcripts have been released by the Nevada Supreme Court.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal published a story this morning that basically places the final nail in the 425 500 lb jurist’s cavernous coffin career:

District Judge Elizabeth Halverson's former bailiff testified that she fell asleep daily in court and frequently told him to shoot her husband, according to transcripts of a closed-door hearing that were made public Wednesday.

Yes, you read that right: "frequently told him to shoot her husband."

(Dozing off on the bench is no big deal. Some highly regarded judges do it all the time.)

The balance of the insanity, after the jump.

* Can you invoke the Fifth Amendment if you're a juror being voir dired? [Southern District of Florida Blog]

* When it comes to the administrative state, you can run but you can't hide. [DealBreaker]

* The Elizabeth Halverson saga rolls on -- and social studies teachers are grateful for the judicial soap opera: “My high school students have never read the newspaper with such genuine excitement before... So please, let Judge Halverson stay on the bench, just a little bit longer.” [ABA Journal]

* Who's up for an Italian sausage grinder? [New York Post]

Jane Ann Morrison, columnist for the Las Vegas Review-Journal, had a column yesterday that put quite a smackdown on two-time Judge of the Day Elizabeth Halverson (see her previous honors here and here). Along with some catty renditions of some of the facts we already knew (like the fact that Judge Halverson's pre-judicial legal experience apparently consists of 9 years as a state court law clerk, getting FIRED from that job, losing her first election, and then somehow winning her second), Morrison provides some of the juicy details of the hefty judge's outrageous behavior that led to her needing her own security force in the first place.

From the column:

Halverson spent nine years as a fairly lowly law clerk. (I always assumed the 425-pound woman, according to her driver's license, stayed as long as she could for the county's health insurance coverage.)

Zing!

After she was fired, she ran for one judgeship, lost, but in 2006 won on her second try.

Before long, stories started coming out of the Regional Justice Center about her contemptuous behavior toward her staff, particularly her bailiff, Johnny Jordan. Halverson, who had never had real power, was relishing it, throwing a pencil on the floor and ordering him to pick it up. Jordan was ordered to give her foot rubs and back massages. He has since filed a complaint against his former boss alleging discrimination based on sex and race. He is black and says she treated him like a "house boy."

Yikes.

Apparently the other judges in the courthouse felt the need for a judicial intervention with Halverson:

Court officials realized they were going to be slapped with multiple lawsuits alleging hostile work environment if no action was taken. Three judges were asked to help Halverson, Family Court Judge Art Ritchie and District Judges Stewart Bell and Sally Loehrer.

A memo details an April 6 meeting between Halverson and the three judges:

• She's told it's inappropriate to have staff rub her feet or her back. Her answer: She'd told the bailiff to stop that, that he'd become too familiar with her.

• She's told she should not require staff to show up at 6:45 a.m. to wait for her arrival at 8 or 8:30 a.m. Her answer: She'd told the bailiff not to come early, but he wouldn't listen.

• She's told she should not have staff make her lunch. Answer: The bailiff wants to make her lunch.

• She's told there are 20-25 orders missing. Answer: She's shocked.

• She's told it's unethical to make statements showing bias against attorneys, particularly those who didn't give to her campaign. Answer: Yes, she said it, but since nobody gave her money for her campaign, she's not discriminating against anyone.

• She's told the demeaning way she talks to her husband, Ed, referring to him as a "bitch" (and worse), is offensive to staff. Answer: She doesn't know why that would upset the staff, but the solution is to have him not come to her chambers.

• Told she should treat people with dignity and respect, Halverson said she didn't know specifically what she was doing wrong.

After she answered every allegation made against her, Judge Bell told her, "If you can't see it, you can't fix it. Get some psychological help."

On April 12, the three judges tried to meet with Halverson again at 4:30 p.m. She was in a civil nonjury trial. The three judges waited until 6 p.m. before leaving. Later, the judges said they confirmed her trial was over, but she waited in the courtroom until she confirmed they had departed. The judges said Halverson will "falsely" claim she was in trial. Essentially, the judges called her a liar.

We also have it on good authority that she told her doctor she was just "big-boned."

But despite all of this, Las Vegas voters will have to wait 18 more months to get rid of the behemoth they so nonchalantly voted into office. That is unless a complaint is filed with the Judicial Discipline Commission; the article says that investigators are working on putting one together.

Oh yeah, did we mention that she's huge?