Does the copy editor of the DuPage Daily Herald, like Professor Jeffrey Rosen, think that Justice Antonin Scalia "is a huge dick"?

If so, it would make sense. Animus towards Justice Scalia might explain this amusingly salacious headline:

This innocent little headline, just seven words long, makes it sound like Justice Scalia has a mistress. Who's a lush. And a criminal.

It's an impressive feat, in its own way.

Woman tied to Scalia faces DUI charge [DuPage County Daily Herald]

Earlier: Justice Scalia's Daughter Joins the Ranks of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and State Court Judges

A nice bit of understatement, from the sober New York Times:

Does she contradict herself?
Very well then
She contradicts herself
She is large, she contains multitudes.

Of accounts of the alleged rape. Plus, a baby.*

Duke Accuser Contradicts Herself [New York Times]

* We realize that the alleged victim no longer "contains" a baby, since she recently gave birth to a baby girl. We took some liberties with the facts, for the sake of our snarky quip. Call it poetic license.

No really, it does! The National Law Journal tells us so:

Now where's our Drudge siren gif?

Largest law firms hire from elite schools [National Law Journal]