Deponent to Lawyer: 'That's amazing. Your wife doesn't think so.'
An excerpt from a deposition taken last month in Dallas, Texas:
Plaintiff's Counsel: Remember we still have a trial. There will be some more of it come up then, but no reason to go over it all now. Can't have it all. You'll have cut your hair by then, you know.Witness: You have a thing about my longer hair, don't you? Are you jealous or what?
(Off-the-record discussion.) (Exhibit No. 25 marked.)
Witness: Well, you'd probably look better if you shaved it. Anyway, go ahead.
Counsel: I know you would be. I know you would look better if you shaved yours.
Witness: Do you really think so?
Counsel: Yeah, I really do.
Witness: That's amazing. Your wife doesn't think so.
Charming. You can read an extended excerpt -- which also includes this line of testimony, "Come on, old man. Say something about my hair." -- over here.
Gretidog Field Day: Oral and Videotaped Deposition of Darwin Deason [Infirmation / Greedy Texas]

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