Herman Thomas
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Herman Thomas: Could the 'Spanking Judge' Become the 'Spanking Senator'?
We’re taking some trips down memory lane this week at Above the Law. Yesterday we wrote about Peter John, a Lawyer of the Day from 2007. Today we bring you news about Herman Thomas, a Judge of the Day from 2007. He was accused of improperly paddling prisoners, but was acquitted at trial. Now he’s […] -
Crime, Herman Thomas, Sex, State Judges, Trials
The Spanking Judge Gets Off
Remember Judge Herman Thomas? He’s the former Alabama state court judge who was accused of spanking male prisoners, trading favorable treatment for sexual favors, and improperly interfering on behalf of a cousin in legal trouble. Judge Thomas challenged the charges at trial, and this afternoon the jury returned its verdict. From the Mobile Press-Register: Herman […] - Sponsored
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Antitrust, Christopher Christie, Guantanamo Bay, Heller Ehrman, Herman Thomas, Morning Docket, Politics, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
Morning Docket: 10.08.09
* At the Supreme Court, much ado about a cross. [Washington Post (Robert Barnes); Washington Post (Dana Milbank)] * Former Heller Ehrman partners deny that the firm was insolvent in 2007. [Am Law Daily] * The new Honduran government, which came to power through a coup, has hired lawyers and law firms — including Lanny […]
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Anal Sex / Butt Sex, Gay, Herman Thomas, Judge of the Day, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex, Sex Scandals, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Ex-Judge Herman 'Who Needs a Spanking?' Thomas Now on Trial
For long-time readers of Above The Law, Herman Thomas is a familiar name. He’s the former Alabama state court judge who allegedly enjoyed spanking male prisoners, traded favorable treatment for sexual favors, and improperly interfered on behalf of a cousin in legal trouble. He gave up the paddle gavel two years ago. Now he’s headed […] -
Gay, Herman Thomas, Perverts, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Don't Let the Paddle Hit You on the Way Out (Unless You're Into That Sort of Thing)
Judge Herman Thomas — the Alabama state court judge who allegedly enjoyed spanking male prisoners, traded favorable treatment for sexual favors, and improperly interfered on behalf of a cousin in legal trouble — has resigned from the bench. We sure will miss having him to smack around. Judge Thomas resigns [Mobile Press-Register] Alabama Judge Resigns […] -
Gay, Herman Thomas, Perverts, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Judge Herman Thomas Wants To Go 'Fishing' With You
Oooh boy. What is it about jurists with the surname “Thomas”? More lurid allegations are being made against Judge Herman Thomas, the Alabama state court judge who allegedly likes to spank male prisoners. From the Mobile Press-Register: In affidavits filed in support of Michael Dewayne Anderson’s 2003 federal suit against Mobile County Circuit Judge Herman […] -
Benchslaps, Herman Thomas, Music, Perverts, Prisons, Sentencing Law, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns, Violence
A Song Dedication to Judge Herman Thomas: Spank Me
Remember Judge Herman Thomas, the Alabama state court judge who allegedly spanked a number of prisoners? Now there’s a theme song for the scandal, entitled “Spank Me.” Check it out here. The creator and artist, Jolene Roxbury, is a former paralegal who decided several years ago that comedy was her true calling. You can learn […] -
Benchslaps, Herman Thomas, Judge of the Day, Perverts, Prisons, Sentencing Law, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns, Violence
Judge of the Day: Herman Thomas
Mobile County Circuit Judge Herman Thomas is ATL’s Judge of the Day. He takes the prize for his innovative approach to sentencing. From the Mobile Press-Register: Authorities are investigating allegations that now-suspended Mobile County Circuit Judge Herman Thomas periodically removed prisoners from Mobile County Metro Jail and spanked them in a room at the courthouse, […]
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