Masturbation
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Airplanes / Aviation, Anal Sex / Butt Sex, Masturbation, Morning Docket, Perverts, Sex Scandals, Shoes
Morning Docket: 08.11.11
* A judge will soon rule in the Aaron Tobey case. If you don’t remember, he’s the kid who stripped at the airport to protest the TSA. Because that wasn’t going to cause a scene. [Washington Post] * Diallo plans to introduce evidence of DSK’s alleged global history of sexual assaults at trial. The man’s […]
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Biglaw, Document Review, In-House Counsel, Masturbation, Solo Practitioners
Dancing The Pole
Ed. note: This post is by Will Meyerhofer, a former Sullivan & Cromwell attorney turned psychotherapist. He holds degrees from Harvard, NYU Law, and The Hunter College School of Social Work, and he blogs at The People’s Therapist. His new book, Life is a Brief Opportunity for Joy, is available on Amazon (affiliate link). My […] - Sponsored
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Biglaw, Career Alternatives, Masturbation, Prostitution, Sex
Career Alternatives: Massage Therapist?
Are you familiar with the website Post Secret? If not, you should check it out. It describes itself as “an ongoing community art project, where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.” The secret-spilling postcards are then posted to the web. One of the entries from this past weekend […]
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Lawsuit of the Day, Masturbation, Sex
Lawsuit of the Day: Woman Allowed To Relieve Pressures Via Masturbation At Work
UPDATE (5:30 PM): Please note that the veracity of this story has been called into question. For more, see the note at the end of this post. (Or ignore the note and pretend that the story is real; life’s more fun that way.) Fair warning: I will not succeed in writing this post like an […] -
Masturbation, Quote of the Day, Richard Posner, Sex
Quote of the Day: Masturbatory Musings
[M]asturbation is a form of “sexual activity” in the ordinary-language sense of the term, which judges use on occasion just as laypersons do. Masturbation is also a “sexual act” in that sense, but not in the statutory sense. — Judge Richard Posner, doing his best to take all the fun out of jerking off (via […] -
Billable Hours, Masturbation, Pornography, Quote of the Day, Sex
Quote of the Day: So This Is Work / Life Balance
I used to race home to have sex with my wife. Now I leave work a half-hour early so I can get home before she does and masturbate to porn. — “Perry,” a 41-year-old lawyer, quoted in a recent New York magazine article on pornography’s effect on the male libido. -
Masturbation, Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 09.21.10
* Apparently more senators need to listen to Lady Gaga — and we’re not talking about her music. The attempt to repeal “don’t ask don’t tell” just failed in the Senate. [Metro Weekly] * Chanel apparently does not think that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. [Fashionista] * Supermodel Stephanie Seymour and billionaire Peter […] -
Divorce Train Wrecks, Judge of the Day, Masturbation, State Judges
Judge Kevin Moriarty Did Not Beat the Honorable Gavel
Earlier this year, Kansas lawyer Kimberly Ireland filed a lawsuit against state judge Kevin Moriarty, accusing him of masturbating while overseeing her divorce mediation. After we wrote about it, her ex-husband came to Judge Moriarty’s defense, saying his wife’s accusations were limp. Ireland is now recanting her claims as well, issuing a public apology. Excerpt […] - Sponsored
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Divorce Train Wrecks, Judge of the Day, Masturbation, State Judges
Coming to the Defense of Judge Kevin P. Moriarty
Last month, we linked to a story in Courthouse News Service about Kansas Judge Kevin Moriarty. Kansas attorney Kimberly Ireland filed a lawsuit against Judge Moriarty, alleging that he had used inappropriate language and masturbated during her divorce mediation. In her suit, she said that her ex-husband supported her and had testified about the judge’s […] -
Crime, Law Schools, Libraries / Librarians, Masturbation, Rudeness, Sexual Harassment
Attack of the Stack Whacker at American University - Washington College of Law
A female law student at American University – Washington College of Law had an unpleasant Yom Kippur. First, she was at the library at 11 p.m. on a Monday night. Second, she had some unexpected company. From an e-mail that went out to WCL students earlier this week: TO ALL STUDENTS, FACULTY & STAFFINCIDENT REPORT […] -
Divorce Train Wrecks, Judge of the Day, Masturbation, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Judge of the Day: Kevin P. Moriarty
Kimberly and Kevin Ireland, of Kansas, decided in 2007 to file for a divorce. Their case was mediated by state judge Kevin Moriarty. Things did not go well from there. From a pro se complaint [PDF] against Moriarty posted at Courthouse News Service: Defendant Moriarty used the word “f*&%” during the mediation… Defendant Moriarty discussed […] -
9th Circuit, Clerkships, Email Scandals, Masturbation, Romance and Dating, Sex
Where Do Broken Hearts Go?
To San Francisco, apparently, to clerk on the Ninth Circuit. We hope that the author of this email is clerking for one of court’s slave-driver judges. He needs to be kept busy, so he won’t have time for any more literary endeavors. “Pleaded” or “pled” may be a matter of personal preference. But turns of […] -
Elizabeth Halverson, Judicial Divas, Jury Duty, Masturbation, Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 07.25.07
* Can you invoke the Fifth Amendment if you’re a juror being voir dired? [Southern District of Florida Blog] * When it comes to the administrative state, you can run but you can’t hide. [DealBreaker] * The Elizabeth Halverson saga rolls on — and social studies teachers are grateful for the judicial soap opera: “My […]
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Celebrities, Masturbation, Music, Prisons, Sex
British Prisoners: They Gotta Have Faith
Well they guess it would be niceIf they could touch his body… And soon they may have their chance. George Michael Faces Jail: Michael ‘was on drugs’ court told [BBC News via Drudge Report] -
Crime, Deaths, Masturbation, Murder, Nude Dancing
Lawyer of the Day Last Friday: H. Dewain Herring
We meant to link to this amusing story last Friday. Unfortunately, between salary coverage and entertaining visitors at our office hours, it fell through the cracks. Anyway, to find out why H. Dewain Herring, Esq., currently on trial for murder, is ATL’s Lawyer of Last Friday, click here. You’ll be treated to the story of […] -
Hotties, Law Schools, Masturbation, Media and Journalism, Nude Dancing, Oona O'Connell, Pictures, Pornography
A Mini-Trend: Law Students in the Nude?
We’ve told you all about Adrienne, the Boston College law student who did a sexy swimsuit spread for a magazine. And we’ve been all over (hehe) Adriana, the Brooklyn Law School 3L who romped naked before the camera for Playboy TV. But let’s set the record straight. The phenomenon of law students taking it off […] -
Books, Crime, Deaths, Kids, Law Schools, Masturbation, Non-Sequiturs, Police, Rap, Violence
Non-Sequiturs: 04.18.07
* The headline screams “Britney!” But, in fact, this plaintiff was not wearing too-long jeans and fleeing the press — he was tasered. [Houston Chronicle] * In my college days, this kind of activity was confined to private study booths known as “weenie bins.” We respected the books. [AP via Yahoo! News] * Are royalties […] -
Food, Guantanamo Bay, Masturbation, Non-Sequiturs, Perverts
Non-Sequiturs: 03.19.07
* Unlike batting averages, Zagat numbers are not exactly accurate to begin with. And don’t you wonder who fills out those surveys anyway? [New York Post] * You defile it, you buy it. [Morning Call] * While this does merit more than a Non-Sequitur, a show of hands of those who really care about Phil […] -
Celebrities, Masturbation, Music, Reality TV, Television
Thankfully, No Allegations Have Been Leveled Against Paula Abdul
It can make you go blind — AND it can cause you to be named as the defendant in a civil lawsuit: (We love how “masturbation” appears in quotation marks. We realize it’s a quotation from the Complaint, but it reads as it were placed in scare-quotes — as if it were a less technical […] -
Airplanes / Aviation, Crime, Masturbation, Nauseating Things, Perverts
Best Way To Get an Upgrade
What is it about being 30,000 feet in the air that makes people so horny? First this. Then this. And now, this disturbing news story: An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her. The FBI identified the man as Samuel […]