[Ed. note: This post is by ALEX, one of the finalists in ATL Idol, the "reality blogging" competition that will determine ATL's next editor. It is marked with Alex's avatar (at right).]

I heard once that people don't like lawyers. Upon honest reflection, I'm inclined to agree with them. Hell, some people might not like me, even though I'm pathologically nice, fun at parties, and a member of the ABA.

Of course, hating lawyers is never justification for killing lawyers. Shakespeare be damned.

Earlier this month, the wife of a Tennessee lawyer became the avatar of lawyer-hate, strangling her husband and hiding his body in the bedroom closet with, presumably, all of the other unmentionables.

So reports WATE News Channel 6:

Nashville police arrested the estranged wife of an attorney in his strangulation killing. A housekeeper found the body of 44-year-old James Cannon in a bedroom closet on June 23. Police said Cannon had custody of the couple's children, who are 9 years old, 7 years old and 18 months old. Cannon had filed for divorce from Kelly Cannon in February and obtained an order of protection to keep her away from him and the children.

Mrs. Cannon's story seems, um, airtight:

Police said Kelly Cannon told them she went to her husband's home the night of June 22, but said she couldn't find him.

You know, I would have never seen this coming from Mrs. Cannon. I've always trusted women with arty glasses. Never again.

It's a shame, though; there are much more entertaining and lawful ways to seek revenge on a lawyer, like deleting the serial commas throughout the final draft of a brief or replacing all of his two-button suits with three-button suits.

In any event, this woman is clearly a threat to our people and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Divorce attorney turned hit man employer, Manuel Martinez, is ATL's Lawyer of the Day. Martha Neil reports in the ABA Journal that the New York ex-lawyer was sentenced to 25 years to life for hiring a hit man to kill his client's husband 18 years ago, "during a bitter divorce trial." That's really bitter.

From the New York Daily News:

Martinez reportedly collected $100,000 for hiring the hit man who fired three bullets into George Kogan on Oct. 23, 1990, as the victim lingered outside his girlfriend's E. 69th St. apartment....

Martinez was "a lawyer who became a murderer," Assistant District Attorney Joel Seidemann told the Supreme Court jury in Manhattan.

The jury deliberated three days before convicting the lawyer of second-degree murder and soliciting. Prosecutors said Martinez admitted his involvement in Kogan's death to his ex-wife and an ex-con pal.

The lawyer was actually indicted a decade ago while serving a prison term in Mexico on unrelated charges.

From a Mexican prison for drug charges to a U.S. prison for murder charges. We wonder if this guy snickered his way through the lawyer's oath.

Martinez's client, Barbara Kogan, collected $4 million in insurance money after her husband's murder, but she's hanging out uncharged in Puerto Rico. "To say that this is an unusual case may be the understatement of my career," the ruling judge, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus, said.

N.Y. Lawyer Gets 25 Years to Life in Murder of Client’s Husband [ABA Journal]
He's guilty in '90 slay of millionaire [New York Daily News]

The Atlanta office of Paul Hastings suffered a tragedy last week. Jermaine Acevedo, a temp worker in Paul Hastings' record department, shot and killed Raven Buckley, a Paul Hastings secretary, and then killed himself. The murder-suicide happened Friday afternoon outside of Paul Hastings' building. From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Buckley had worked as a legal secretary there for about a year. Both were working Friday, said police.

They dated at one point, but it wasn't clear to police if they were still dating when the confrontation took place Friday afternoon about 3:30 p.m.

According to police, Buckley was in the courtyard in front of the Bank of America Plaza with a friend on break when they believe Acevedo encountered her, though police don't know the exact circumstances.

At some point, according to police, Buckley and Acevedo were talking while sitting at a picnic table in the courtyard when their conversation escalated into an argument.

Buckley jumped up to leave, according to police. Acevedo grabbed her and held her down. He pulled out a handgun and shot her three times, at least once in the head. He then shot himself in the head.

On Friday night, law firm spokesperson Lapiano released a brief statement that the firm was "deeply saddened and shocked by this tragedy. Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims' family and friends. Please be assured that we are cooperating fully with local authorities on this ongoing investigation."

Lapiano said Saturday the firm planned to bring grief counselors in Monday to help the staff deal with the killings.

Acevedo was 30 and Buckley was just 25.

'Awful' tragedy: Law firm rocked by murder-suicide [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
Paul Hastings Secretary Killed in Apparent Murder-Suicide Outside Atlanta Office [Law.com]

* New accounting rules for M&A. [DealBook]

* Lilly contemplates $1 billion payment to settle civil and criminal investigations relating to its marketing of Zyprexa. [New York Times]

* NYPD officer accused of pimping child. [MSNBC]

* Ex-priest jailed for murder via exorcism. [CNN]

* Indiana man arrested for making his own crosswalk. [The Indy Channel]

* Nader takes steps toward another run for the presidency in 2008. [Bloomberg]

* Resignation in Detroit text-message scandal (previously discussed here). [Detroit News]

* A proud American tradition unknown in the rest of the world: bail for profit. [New York Times]

* Legal luminaries at the SOTU. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Trial begins in alleged microwaving of infant. [CNN]

* TRO against Patriots' Moss extended until after Super Bowl. [SI]

* Mortgage crisis may affect litigation departments. [WSJ Law Blog]

* U.S. jails Colombian FARC leader. [BBC]

Defendants in deep doo-doo come up with all sorts of innovative defenses. Last week, we learned that fashion mogul Dov Charney, accused of sexually harassing a former employee, claimed in a deposition that when he appeared before the plaintiff wearing nothing but a strategically placed sock, he was merely testing a new line of underwear.

But this is even more dubious. At a murder trial underway in New York, a father accused of killing his seven-year-old stepdaughter has introduced into evidence a "World's Greatest Dad" mug she once bought for him.

If the mug has writing on it, you must acquit.

'World's Greatest Dad' Mug Seen In Nixzmary Trial [wcbstv.com]
Implausible defense department [Overlawyered]

* Hot lawyers make more money. And we needed a study to tell us this? [Legal Blog Watch via ABA Journal; WSJ Law Blog]

* A truly insane murder case. And yes, Debra Opri -- who has represented Michael Jackson and Larry Birkhead, among other boldface names -- is on the scene. [DealBreaker; HedgeFund.net]

* Ann Althouse wonders: "We've already seen every possible permutation of Hillary, haven't we?" (And this is why we adore HRC -- she's the Madonna of modern American politics, constantly reinventing herself.) [Althouse]

* When it comes to law firm partnership, breaking up is hard to do. Especially when criminal charges are involved. [National Law Journal via Blogonaut]

[Although legal in nature, this story is not typical ATL fare -- it's a bit too, well, substantive. But we suspect that some of you will have strong opinions on it. So we're tossing it out for discussion, in the hopes of inspiring a comment clusterf**k.]

Does the death penalty serve as an effective deterrent to murder? Up until now, we've generally subscribed to the liberal view that its deterrence value is questionable. But a fascinating article by one of our favorite legal reporters, Yale Law grad Adam Liptak -- who writes for the New York Times, no conservative hack publication -- raises some interesting questions:

For the first time in a generation, the question of whether the death penalty deters murders has captured the attention of scholars in law and economics, setting off an intense new debate about one of the central justifications for capital punishment.

According to roughly a dozen recent studies, executions save lives. For each inmate put to death, the studies say, 3 to 18 murders are prevented.

The effect is most pronounced, according to some studies, in Texas and other states that execute condemned inmates relatively often and relatively quickly.

Check out this quote:

“I personally am opposed to the death penalty,” said H. Naci Mocan, an economist at Louisiana State University and an author of a study finding that each execution saves five lives. “But my research shows that there is a deterrent effect.”

More after the jump.

* Bong hits 4 farmers. [Washington Post via How Appealing]

* If looks could kill, then maybe this guy would have had a defense. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

* Privacy is so 20th century. [Reno Gazette-Journal]

* Good for him I guess, but isn't this a little weird? [CNN]

* Pakistan sets parliamentary elections. [CNN]

* What's going on with the AMT? [ABA Journal]

* State Department absolves Blackwater of certain shootings. [MSNBC]

* Initial OJ hearing begins today. [MSNBC]

* Reno businessman pleads guilty during murder trial. [CourtTV]

The tipster who sent this to us wrote:

"It's a bit grim, but since it's a slow news day, perhaps you can use this story about a man who apparently murdered his wife, after he failed the Texas bar 4 times. As noted in the article, the alleged perpetrator had lobbied the Texas Supreme Court to lift the rule that limited law graduates to five attempts to pass the bar exam."

You can say whatever you like about her, but Paulina Bandy handled her thirteen bar exam failures in a much more healthy manner.

Man who killed wife failed bar exam four times [Houston Chronicle]

Earlier: The Bar Exam: If At First You Don't Succeed...

For all of you greedy associates out there, here's a cautionary tale. From CNN:

The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.

Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and Martynas Simokaitis, 28.

All three are from the eastern European nation of Lithuania but had been living in Atlanta, Georgia....

Oh, Atlanta.

Might this represent a new strategy for boosting profits per partner? Laying off associates (or de-equitizing less lucrative partners) generates so much bad publicity. Could knocking off a few lawyers be that much worse?

(If the victims were billing under 1950, that's manslaughter rather than murder, as a matter of law.)

Police: Workers asked for pay bump, got bumped off [CNN]

Earlier: Fall Recruiting Open Thread: Atlanta
Bad News for Atlanta Associates?

While we're on the subject of reluctant jurors, check out this news story:

A female Muslim juror has been arrested in Britain after allegedly listening to an MP3 player under her hijab headscarf during a murder trial, police said Monday.

The woman in her early 20s was spotted by a fellow juror listening to music as she was meant to be helping try the case of a pensioner accused of bludgeoning his wife to death after 50 years of marriage.

The judge in the case thought that something might be up:

Judge Roger Chapple, presiding, said that he thought he could hear “tinny music” in the courtroom at Blackfriars Crown Court in Central London, but dismissed it as a figment of his imagination until another juror sent him a note.

We're surprised this juror tuned out during a MURDER trial. What would she have done if the case were truly boring -- whipped out a laptop and started watching movies?

British juror arrested after listening to music under hijab [AFP]
Muslim juror ‘listened to iPod under hijab’ [Times of London]

And he's coming out on top, you know you've hit rock bottom. From TMZ.com:

We now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?

You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.

You can purchase merchandise featuring the graphic at right by clicking here.

Paris Hilton, O.J. [CafePress.com]
It's Good to Be O.J., Sucks to Be Paris [TMZ.com]

We meant to link to this amusing story last Friday. Unfortunately, between salary coverage and entertaining visitors at our office hours, it fell through the cracks.

Anyway, to find out why H. Dewain Herring, Esq., currently on trial for murder, is ATL's Lawyer of Last Friday, click here. You'll be treated to the story of a prosecution featuring "salacious themes of lap dances, drug use and public nakedness."

Herring's defense: accidental discharge. Which, to be sure, happens all the time in strip clubs.

To pique your interest, here's an excerpt from the trial transcript, courtesy of a source on the ground in Columbia, South Carolina:

q. and when you entered the champagne room he was masturbating, right?

a. yes, he was spanking that monkey

q. and when you entered, he saw you and kept masturbating.

a. yes, he kept on spanking that thing.

q. kept on spanking it, ok...

If he were still on the bench, and if this had happened in Oklahoma rather than South Carolina, we know the perfect judge for this trial.

Defense Stresses Lack of Intent [The State]

Opening statements began today in the Phil Spector murder trial. Spector was making some god-awful faces, either because he's nervous about being on trial for murder or because he's still getting used to what he's now done to his hair.

This on the prosecutor's opening statements, from AFP via Yahoo! News:

In opening statements of what is the highest-profile celebrity trial in Los Angeles since the 1995 OJ Simpson case, prosecutors painted a portrait of Spector as a man with a "rich history of violence" towards women.

"The evidence is going to paint a very, very clear picture of a man, Phil Spector, who turns sinister and deadly in certain circumstances," prosecutor Alan Jackson told the hearing at a packed Los Angeles Superior Court.

"It is going to paint a picture of a man who put a loaded pistol inside Lana Clarkson's mouth and shot her to death."

The prosecution referred to several prior incidents of violence toward women by Spector, evidence of which the prosecution had earlier succeeded at getting admitted over the objection of the defense.

Spector's defense team is led by Gotti-defender Bruce Cutler. The defense opening statements have yet to begin. When they do, they are expected to lay out a defense based on Lara Clarkson having committed suicide. But like a commenter said earlier: women use pills, not guns.

We've learned more about the tragic killings at Virginia Tech since our brief post from yesterday. We're guessing you're following the case as closely as we are. But in case you're not, here are some new facts:

1. The final death toll -- at the time of our last post, it was over 20 -- is now 33 (including the shooter, who killed himself).

2. We now know the identity of the killer. "He is Cho Seung-Hui, a 23-year-old resident alien of the United States, as first reported by ABC News."

Feel free to discuss further in the comments.

Virginia Tech Killer Identified [ABC News]
Virginia Gunman Identified as a Student [New York Times]
D.C. Area Man Was Va. Tech Shooter [Washington Post]

Earlier: Breaking: Gunman Kills At Least 20 at Virginia Tech

From the AP:

A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing 21 people and wounding another 21 before he was killed, police said.

From the New York Times:

At least 20 people were killed today, some of them students, and more were injured during shootings at Virginian Tech University, some of them at a classroom on the campus, the police said. The gunman was also shot to death, officials said at a news conference, but details about the incident and about the identity of the gunman were still unfolding.

Developing...

Virginia Tech Shooting Kills at Least 20 [New York Times]
Gunman Kills 21 at Virginia Tech [Associated Press]

* This isn't Wim Wenders's Paris, Texas, but in a way, people are still lost. [Chicago Tribune]

* Speaking of Paris, Texas, here's some trivia for you: the brother of one of its stars' former partners (and father of one of her children as well as Pam's new competition on The Office) was nominated to the federal bench last week and seems well-liked by all. Wasn't that fun? [Seattle Times]

* More lawyers needed! For real. [Legal Profession Blog]

* I'm not judging the child-rearing methods (kiddie yoga! kiddie discos! kiddie Mandarin!) of urban yuppie/hipster parents, but nothing beats old-fashioned tough love. [Mail Tribune]

* It's the crocodiles that made her look fat. "Crocs" make only fat people look fat. [Live Science]

* The weather's warming up, so what better time for a cook-out? [New York Sun]

* May we recommend that the IRS get a myspace page? [TaxProf Blog]

* Quirkiness belies dysfunction: Woody Harrelson's father, convicted of murdering a federal judge, dies in prison. [AP via MSN]

* You may think people who buy hardbacks on an Oprah endorsement deserve their fate as victims of the great James Frey Swindle, but I have a heart. Losers, get your money back! [Gawker]

* I'm the kind of person who hates being hugged by non-friends without my permission, but this does seem a little inappropriate. [New York Daily News]

* News flash! No one remembers anything from the bar anyway. [PrawfsBlawg; Conglomerate]