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Non-Sequiturs: 07.03.08

* The Top 100 Law and Lawyer Blogs (with pride of place going to ATL). [Criminal Justice Degrees Guide]

* Skadden: this home to the hotties also has a strong track record on diversity. [Conglomerate]

* Bruce Springsteen fans will appreciate Katrina Kuh's case for more judicial citation to the Boss. [PrawfsBlawg]

* Convicted tax fraudster Wesley Snipes: has movie, will travel. [TaxProf Blog]

* Are we sure that Loyola 2L was a guy? [YouTube]

* Lawsuit of the Day: former Broward County Judge Jay Spechler sues Chief Judge Victor Tobin. [JAABlog]

* Lawyer of the Day: Meanith Huon. [Madison County Record]

Non-Sequiturs: 07.02.08

Jake Gyllenhaal actor public domain.jpg* Interesting reflections from Brian Leiter on Northwestern's "two-year" JD program -- including a shout-out to ATL commenters, described as "an odd lot." [Leiter's Law School Reports]

* Is Jake Gyllenhaal violating Title VII? [Queerty]

* Don't try this on the bar exam. [TaxProf Blog]

* Carmen Electra v. Naked Women's Wrestling League. [KTLA.com]

* Al Franken, eat your heart out. Rush Limbaugh is a big rich idiot. [New York Times]

Non-Sequiturs: 07.01.08

* Happy Blogiversary, Overlawyered! In case you're wondering, it's the oldest legal blog. [Overlawyered]

* Should the U.S. News rankings include part-time and evening law students? Dan Solove thinks not. [Concurring Opinions]

* Judicial Candidate of the Day: Denise Martinez-Scanziani (Dade County, FL). "Almost 71 percent of [survey respondents] considered her unfit to be a judge, while 6 percent found her exceptionally qualified for the judiciary." [Daily Business Review]

* What you've all been wondering: How would Obama's tax plan affect Tiger Woods? [TaxProf Blog]

* Some thoughts from Marc Randazza on the Heller decision and the First -- no, not the Second, the First -- Amendment. [Legal Satyricon]

* Blawg Review #166, a "wild-card review full of inappropriate vulgarity, drunken foul mouthed ranting and incendiary content." [GeekLawyer via Blawg Review]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.30.08

* High-flying financier Jeffrey Epstein, no stranger to these pages, pleads guilty to soliciting prostitution from underage girls. [Dealbreaker]

* Bar exam candidates: stressed out by the big test, but not up for a therapeutic orgy? Watch a documentary about the bar exam experience instead. [Prettier Than Napoleon (Amber Taylor) via Volokh Conspiracy (Ilya Somin)]

* Senators David Vitter and Larry Craig: defenders of marriage. [Supreme Dicta]

* Mayors Michael Bloomberg of New York and Thomas Menino of Boston, founding co-chairs of Mayors Against Illegal Guns, offer an optimistic take on the Heller decision. [City Room / NYT]

* News you can -- but hopefully will never have to -- use: 11 Things To Know When Arrested. [Attorneys Catalog]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.27.08

Mini Me.jpg* "Mini Me" has a sex tape, and he's suing TMZ for using it to "titillate readers." [Courthouse News Service]

* Biglaw associate/experimental filmmaker Brian Frye can add SCOTUS citation to his resume. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Aitzaz Ahsan, President of Pakistan's Supreme Court Bar Association and "Lawyers' Movement" leader, will be in New York next week. Have breakfast with him and be inspired. [New York City Bar]

* Anthrax probe ultimately yields nothing but a big government payout. [BLT]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.26.08

guns.jpg* Gun enthusiasts are cheering the SCOTUS decision striking down the D.C. handgun ban. Indeed, it was a "call to arms" for the Illinois State Rifle Association-- they filed a suit challenging Chicago's handgun ban just 15 minutes after SCOTUS ruled. [CBS2Chicago]

* The man behind the opinion: Justice Scalia's juristic tour de force. [Sophistic Miltonian Serbonian Blog]

* Sex sting. Do you need to know more? As if D.C.'s metro system doesn't have enough problems. [Washington Examiner]

* Beware the medicine you buy at Rite-Aid. [Courthouse News Service]

* Facebook wins! [New York Times]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.25.08

Wicked Witch West Judge Cheryl Aleman.jpg* An excellent online chat with Tom Goldstein, of Akin Gump / SCOTUSblog fame, about today's rulings. Thanks for the shout-out, Tom! (Scroll down to the query posed by "Blogs.") [Washington Post]

* Is calling a judge an "evil unfair witch" who is "seemingly mentally ill," in comments posted to a blog, protected speech under the First Amendment? We certainly hope so. [JAABlog]

* Guys at my high school got jailed for 48 hours all the time, it was no big deal. [National Law Journal]

* Lawyer reprimanded for conduct "so ignoble as to bring the legal profession in disrepute." [Sack Bagley]

* The New York Sun editorial board defends the free-spirited Chief Judge Kozinski. [New York Sun]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.24.08

Nutraloaf Nutriloaf Loaf Nasty Nastiness.jpg* Having trouble finding a decent job, despite your impressive education? Try this strategy. [Dealbreaker]

* Is Nutraloaf (pictured) so nasty that it's unconstitutional? We wonder what Jonathan Lee Riches thinks. [Slate via WSJ Law Blog]

* "U.S. Attorney's Office fights to keep strip club licensed for liquor." Seriously. [Wild Wild Law]

* "What Can Brown Do To You: UPS Tax Lawyer Drops Dime on FedEx." [TaxProf Blog]

* How nice of them: Oregon decides not to assert copyright over the Oregon Revised Statutes. [Justia; Boing Boing]

* Blawg Review #165 has a certain je ne sais quoi. [French-law.net via Blawg Review]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.23.08

George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin George DP Carlin comedian.jpg* Where lawyers don't eat out. And not just because it's in Boise. [The Invent Blog]

* America's next top antitrust lawyers -- and why many of them have agency experience (at least those who work in D.C.). [Antitrust & Competition Policy Blog; PrawfsBlawg]

* Legal angles to the passing of noted comedian George Carlin (pictured). [Althouse; WSJ Law Blog]

* Some thoughts from PR guru Marsha Keeffer on "why sensible people like you and me enroll in law, business and graduate schools." [Law and More]

* Some responses to Rick Hills on academia and "theophobia." [Volokh Conspiracy (Eugene Volokh); Volokh Conspiracy (Ilya Somin); Volokh Conspiracy (Ilya Somin)]

* More material from Chief Judge Alex Kozinski's server. [Patterico's Pontifications]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.19.08

* Barred for life from banking? Become a judge instead! [Overlawyered]

* Advice from Jane Genova for succeeding in the rapidly changing legal profession: "Sleep less." [Law and More]

* Rick Hills wonders: "How widespread is theophobia among academics?" [PrawfsBlawg]

* More disturbing AP Government essay responses. E.g., "Some African Americans joined the mafia was a result of John Crow laws." [Supreme Dicta]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.18.08

burka burqa burkha burqha.jpg* Hilarious, but depressing: essays from high school students taking the AP exam in government. Sample: "Strom Thurman was the first black man in Congress." [Supreme Dicta]

* Ann Althouse has some kind words for the Massachusetts School of Law and their upcoming conference on President Bush as a war criminal. [Althouse]

* If you're going to an Obama rally, leave the Muslim headscarves at home. [Instapundit]

* "German court rules against woman who claimed phobia of official letters." [AP]

* The Onion's take on L'Affaire Kozinski. [The Onion]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.17.08

* How to recognize fugitive hedge-fund manager Sam Israel III: look for the egret tattoo. [Dealbreaker]

* More advice for summer (and also junior) associates. E.g., "beware the senior associate." [Concurring Opinions]

* Legal work to die for? Or, an interesting challenge to the death penalty. [Sentencing Law and Policy]

* Lawyer of the Day? If only she were a lawyer. [Legal Blog Watch]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.16.08

* The fall guys for Bear Stearns: hedge fund managers. [Ideoblog via Dealbreaker]

* An AutoAdmit update, and a cautionary tale for anonymous commenters: the motion to quash of "AK47" has been denied. [Big Law Board]

* Leona Helmsley's "rich bitch" is a bit less so (rich, that is; still a bitch, as far as we know). [New York Post via WSJ Law Blog]

* Justice Talking no more. [Justice Talking]

* Check out Blawg Review #164, especially if you're a James Joyce fan. [cearta.ie via Blawg Review]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.13.08

Tim Russert.jpg* Tim Russert, host of NBC's Meet the Press and one of Time's most influential people in the world, has died of a heart attack. Though better known as a journalist, Russert was a Cleveland State University law grad and admitted to the bar in New York and D.C. [NBC News]

* R. Kelly won't have to sing from behind bars. R&B singer is acquitted in child pornography trial. [Chicago Tribune]

* Utah folk may be able to wear bikinis this summer. [Boston Globe]

* Former Lawyer of the Day Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa is fighting the jail time he received for an obscene gesture in court. He may not have manners, but he has a lot of fight in him. [Law.com]

* Democrats change their tune on SCOTUS after the Gitmo ruling. [Washington Briefs]

* This judge offered the parent of a teenage delinquent the "choice of paying a $500 fine for the girl's truancy or whacking her in open court with a paddle." [Houston Chronicle]

* Can you blame a man for harboring a fugitive, when the fugitive's his son? [PrawfsBlog]

* Egypt invokes law that says age gap between spouses cannot exceed 25 years, to prevent a 92-year-old from marrying a 17-year-old. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones would just make the cut-off. [BBC]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.11.08

pregnant man male pregnancy.jpg* More discussion of banning laptops in classrooms. Ann Althouse stands up for individual responsibility and freedom. [Althouse]

* Speaking of libertarianism (or libertinism?), here is one blogger's view of L'Affaire Kozinski: "[W]e shouldn't feign shock at the revelation that a prominent or respected person enjoys sexual imagery." [Sack Bagley]

* Should men get 18 weeks too? [Concurring Opinions]

* The transcript of colorful Florida lawyer Jack Thompson's recent appearance -- and then disappearance -- before Judge Tunis. [Game Politics via Overlawyered]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.10.08

* Carolyn Elefant reports on a disastrous collaboration. "If it sounds too good to be true...." [My Shingle]

* Congratulations to the 199th and 200th ABA-accredited law schools. [TaxProf Blog]

* Law enforcement is investigating the mysterious disappearance of hedge fund manager (and convicted fraudster) Samuel Israel III. [Dealbreaker]

* Pretty awesome: citing YouTube in a dissent. [Supreme Court of Texas Blog]

* How to deal with the problem of juvenile crime? With golf lessons, of course. [ABC News via WSJ Law Blog]

* Even more advice for summer associates. (Maybe we should stop linking to this stuff, since there haven't been enough SA scandals yet.) [National Law Journal]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.09.08

recession.jpg* The legal job sector continues to feel the economy's pain. [Law.com]

* In ATL's continuing sports talk: Why Athletes Go Broke. [The Cuban Revolution via Freakonomics]

* One eyewitness account of Hillary's concession speech. [Huffington Post]

* How law firms can keep making mad cash during a "difficult economic time..." Oh, fine, during a recession. [More Partner Income via Blawg Review]

* Reflection on how the legal system draws the line between childhood and adulthood. Perhaps it could be made easier by applying the "Disney theme park rule" across the country-- everyone over 10 is considered an adult! [Slate.com]

* Skadden and Quinn Emanuel are already fighting over dolls. Now, they're locking horns over hotel rooms too. Sounds a little Bratz-y. [WSJ Law Blog]

* A paralegal gets stuck in a NY bar. Read the harrowing tale of how he still manages to make it to work on time. [New York Times]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.06.08

* Do you know a beautiful Massachusetts lawyer (or judge)? Nominate them for inclusion in this calendar of legal lovelies. Part of the proceeds go to Greater Boston Legal Services. [Beautiful Lawyers via Portfolio]

* Ted Frank has filed his objector's brief in the Grand Theft Auto class action case. If you'll be in New York on June 25, you can go watch the argument. [Overlawyered]

* If you use Amtrak for business travel in the northeast corridor, should you be fearful of a McCain administration? Not necessarily. [Instapundit]

* How to get your disgruntled ex-client to shut up: sue 'em. [New York Sun]

* KSM: not a fan of "same-sexual marriage." [WSJ Law Blog]

* Still more layoffs for the South Florida courts. [Daily Business Review]

* To Harper Lee, author of To Kill A Mockingbird, heaven is "a place where diligent law students and writers ascend after death and can stay up forever without benzedrine." [The Faculty Lounge]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.05.08

* Still more advice for summer associates. [Concurring Opinions]

* "I believe the technical term is 'wacko.'" We bet she wound up in law school. [Prettier Than Napoleon]

* Remember Louise Woodward, the British nanny tried for murdering an 8-month-old boy? She went to law school. [Legal Blog Watch]

* "Drunk stripper wants club to pay for her car wreck." [Supreme Dicta]

* Iran to western nations: we'll see you in court? [AP]

* Tomorrow is the application deadline for our new writer position. We've received a ton of excellent applications thus far, but feel free to make the task of picking someone even more difficult. [ATL]

Non-Sequiturs: 06.04.08

* Richard Hatch, aka the "Fat Naked Guy," takes it to One First Street. [Tax Girl]

* Harvard University: not as rich as you might think. [Concurring Opinions]

* How many babies did Quinnipiac Law School just kill? [TaxProf Blog]

* Apparently Angelina Jolie believes in the Second Amendment. [Instapundit]

* Maybe there is no Michelle Obama videotape. [Volokh Conspiracy]